Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

[Grave Danger]

15 stories about Football on the AdelaideCrow site.

Not a single one about the Port Adelaide FC onfield.
Not a single one about the wooden spoon

Crows loss
Why did Crows get more AO games than PA?
Henley High
Marble Range
Sam Jacobs
Brad Crouch
Lachie Jones v Riley Thilithorpe
Club B&F favs
Caleb Daniel
Malthouse season ratings
Daniel Talia
Ben Rutten
Brisbane now top ladder predictor
SuperCoach Lachie Neale, Jed Anderson, random

Fair do's - our game isn't til tomorrow night.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

There's one narrative and that's that Nicks is a hero for playing the kids.

I mean just look at his round 17 ins...

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[Pt Augusta Power]

#dontmentionthespoon

 

[Needs Gravy]

24 page Thank you magazine

 

[JimmyBC]

No support for Port from the local media at all is there? You could be forgiven for thinking our season was over too.

Good & Hinkley should also shut up about no one rating us it's ideal for a mentally weak group that cant handle expectation.

 

[backtozero]

Good & Hinkley should also shut up about no one rating us it's ideal for a mentally weak group that cant handle expectation.

Not really the point though.

 

[Harlott]

Good & Hinkley should also shut up about no one rating us it's ideal for a mentally weak group that cant handle expectation.

Has Hinkley actually said much regarding this? Seems more like a beat up.

 

[PowerForGood]

Fair do's - our game isn't til tomorrow night.

I guess Caleb Daniel and Ben Rutten are of more interest.

 

[PowerForGood]

Has Hinkley actually said much regarding this? Seems more like a beat up.

Last weeks post match.

“We’ve sat on top of the ladder since Round 1. It’s almost like we’ve sat fifth, but we’ve sat on top.”

 

[pastmyprimus]

My crow supporting father in law was trying to get my girls (4 and 2) to yell “Go Tex” at the tv yesterday. They gave him nothing.

I think even some Crows supporters would support an interpretation of "Go Tex" as "Leave the club Tex".

 

[Grave Danger]

I guess Caleb Daniel and Ben Rutten are of more interest.

Both good Westies boys, why not!

 

[Butters and Pepper]

Both good Westies boys, why not!

Daniel was from South Adel.

 

[Troopsy]

View attachment 96578124 page Thank you magazine

While it is annoying, the bright side is that by making them happy clappers, it will not pressure them to change. So more chance of them being on the bottom.

 

[OneGreatClub]

15 stories about Football on the AdelaideCrow site.

Not a single one about the Port Adelaide FC onfield.
Not a single one about the wooden spoon

Crows loss
Why did Crows get more AO games than PA?
Henley High
Marble Range
Sam Jacobs
Brad Crouch
Lachie Jones v Riley Thilithorpe
Club B&F favs
Caleb Daniel
Malthouse season ratings
Daniel Talia
Ben Rutten
Brisbane now top ladder predictor
SuperCoach Lachie Neale, Jed Anderson, random

Shows how much they’re hurting I
guess

 

[Grave Danger]

Daniel was from South Adel.

Really? Toot! Toot!

 

[Harlott]

Last weeks post match.

“We’ve sat on top of the ladder since Round 1. It’s almost like we’ve sat fifth, but we’ve sat on top.”

Ok so not that much.

 

[PowerForGood]

Ok so not that much.

Said it for a reason
Clearly unhappy with not getting kudos for the first ever AFLera 1st round to last round top spot.

 

[PJ Power]

Said it for a reason
Clearly unhappy with not getting kudos for the first ever AFLera 1st round to last round top spot.

We still have to finish top by beating Collingwood.

 

[PowerForGood]

We still have to finish top by beating Collingwood.

Yeah I know, but the sentiment was right.
If St Kilda or Melbourne were in our position, it'd be the story of the year.

 

[Harlott]

Said it for a reason
Clearly unhappy with not getting kudos for the first ever AFLera 1st round to last round top spot.

So he's made one quip after being asked if he's got any sense of satisfaction locking away a top two spot. Went on to say good on the boys for getting it done but he knows they're not satisfied. I'd say clearly he hasn't said much about it.

 

[Festerz]

24 page Thank you magazine

Which is about the same number of pages as the Sunday Mail has once you remove all the marketing fluff.

And 16 of those 24 pages were the names of all the Crow members this season, a bit like the list of names of people who finish the City-Bay fun run.

So don't laugh. Show some respect. And, if you get the chance, take a look at the list of names to see if there's someone you know in that list - a work colleague, a neighbour, a rogue family member, an old flame...

And send them your own gift of appreciation - a wooden spoon of thanks.

And btw, there is no E. Hussey listed so don't bother with that ;-)

 

[OneGreatClub]

Yeah I know, but the sentiment was right.
If St Kilda or Melbourne were in our position, it'd be the story of the year.

Yep

 

[OneGreatClub]

Last weeks post match.

“We’ve sat on top of the ladder since Round 1. It’s almost like we’ve sat fifth, but we’ve sat on top.”

Reporter asks loaded question. Coach answers. Part of the reply becomes front page news.
Wash and repeat.

 

[PowerForGood]

Which is about the same number of pages as the Sunday Mail has once you remove all the marketing fluff.

And 16 of those 24 pages were the names of all the Crow members this season, a bit like the list of names of people who finish the City-Bay fun run.

So don't laugh. Show some respect. And, if you get the chance, take a look at the list of names to see if there's someone you know in that list - a work colleague, a neighbour, a rogue family member, an old flame...

And send them your own gift of appreciation - a wooden spoon of thanks.

And btw, there is no E. Hussey listed so don't bother with that ;-)

Wile. E. Hussey..... Super Genius.......

 

[PowerForGood]

Reporter asks loaded question. Coach answers. Part of the reply becomes front page news.
Wash and repeat.

At least this one is grounded in truth - for what its worth Ken came out and said they would be targeting a premiership this year, a big call at the time for a team stuck in mediocrity. And for all intents and purposes so far he's delivered (jinx - one game to go.)
So where is the fawning from the AFL "independent" media?

I'm no good at my job but if I made a call like that and I delivered, damn straight I'd want everyone to bow in my presence.