Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

[proman_x]

On Australian twitter Bec Judd and Byron Bay are tending, seriously.

Meanwhile in America....




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Do you know the story behind this, OGC ?

 

[longdonkey]

Of course:
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Living up to the Tug Well tradition.

got the hand

Jfc thats hard to watch.

The craziest thing is when one of the terrorists calls him a pussy? Youre literally attacking two unarmed, non retaliatory people in a 20 on 1 situation because youre too gutless to face anyone one on one. Biggest pussies in the entire world.

Yeah the major difference between the Proud Boys and the Nazis is that one of them is a disciplined army of bloodthirsty nasty killers and the other are a bunch of illiterate dickheads who've gone to Kmart and bought a gun.

Anyway no more of that.

 

[raman]

Yeah the major difference between the Proud Boys and the Nazis is that one of them is a disciplined army of bloodthirsty nasty killers and the other are a bunch of illiterate dickheads who've gone to Kmart and bought a gun.

And as far as I know the Nazis were allowed to jerk off.

 

[longdonkey]

You have to love Channel 7 - show a photo of Stengle with coke and then they pixelate the cocaine like its a Japanese porno.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Channel 7 ambassadors strangely absent from reporting on Stengle. Took the heat off Worrell anyway.

 

[bomberclifford]

And as far as I know the Nazis were allowed to jerk off.

I‘m gonna need a source on this. Preferably with video.

 

[Smithy7]

Wonder when YouTube is back online LOL

 

[Doctor Feel]

Imagine the blue balls Smithy gets not being about to look up Port games from 10 years ago on Youtube

 

[Grave Danger]

Channel 7 ambassadors strangely absent from reporting on Stengle. Took the heat off Worrell anyway.

They do all their 'investigation' via Google.

 

[DaTBird187]

I‘m gonna need a source on this. Preferably with video.

If you're looking for German 'films' Eddie Dingle is your man.

 

[DaTBird187]

Imagine the blue balls Smithy gets not being about to look up Port games from 10 years ago on Youtube

He finds a way.

 

[Grave Danger]

"History made"

Yes, it's the first time the second ever female club president has been elected...

 

[chiwigi]

got the hand

Yeah the major difference between the Proud Boys and the Nazis is that one of them is a disciplined army of bloodthirsty nasty killers and the other are a bunch of illiterate dickheads who've gone to Kmart and bought a gun.

Anyway no more of that.

nah, the brownshirts were illiterate dickheads too.

 

[longdonkey]

nah, the brownshirts of illiterate dickheads too.

yeah that's most likely true

 

[Enviable Tradition]

How have the esteemed Advertiser investigative journalists failed to pick up that former Port Adelaide star Simon Phillips

Simon Phillips

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has been successfully sued for defamation?

 

[RossFC]

How have the esteemed Advertiser investigative journalists failed to pick up that former Port Adelaide star Simon Phillips has been successfully sued for defamation?

NSW and WA news sites calling him a former Sydney Swans star.

 

[Nemisis]

Phillips a bit unlucky I think. " Her Pink Frosting business had up to 1,000 complaints online about failed deliveries or people losing money." Just goes to show that the truth has very little to do with defamation.

 

[Grave Danger]

Phillips a bit unlucky I think. " Her Pink Frosting business had up to 1,000 complaints online about failed deliveries or people losing money." Just goes to show that the truth has very little to do with defamation.

That'll teach him to go anywhere near facebook.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Phillips a bit unlucky I think. " Her Pink Frosting business had up to 1,000 complaints online about failed deliveries or people losing money." Just goes to show that the truth has very little to do with defamation.

Pink frosting has to be a euphemism for something kinky.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Phillips a bit unlucky I think. " Her Pink Frosting business had up to 1,000 complaints online about failed deliveries or people losing money." Just goes to show that the truth has very little to do with defamation.

I might sympathise with him if he wasn't such a useless campaigner of a footballer

 

[Tibbs]

How have the esteemed Advertiser investigative journalists failed to pick up that former Port Adelaide star Simon Phillips has been successfully sued for defamation?

I like how Phillips merely posts on a Facebook page called "Xxx Are Thieves" and gets successfully sued ... Duh, what about the page owner?

 

[Mufc1975]

I'm still trying to work out in which world is Phillips a star

 

[raptalia]

In this morning's press Matt Turner looks at who might force his way into the Port side in 2021. He also lists who they might force out. Turner has Bergmann and Farrell as possible regulars. Whose spot does he think either could take? none other than Xavier Duursma

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Xavier Duursma

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23

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5.4

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2.1

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1.6

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D

13.0

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8.8

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4.3

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3.8

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.

I would say Kane Farrell

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259.5

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12.5

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7.8

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4.8

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3.3

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would have as much chance of taking Xavier Duursma

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Xavier Duursma

Age

23

Ht

186cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

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18.5

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

8.5

5star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.1

4star

CL

1.6

4star

D

13.0

3star

K

8.8

4star

HB

4.3

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.3

3star

CL

0.5

3star

D

16.8

4star

K

8.4

4star

HB

8.4

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4.8

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2.0

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1.6

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's spot as Matt Turner has of being elected President of the United States.

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[Schulzenfest]

In this morning's press Matt Turner looks at who might force his way into the Port side in 2021. He also lists who they might force out. Turner has Bergmann and Farrell as possible regulars. Whose spot does he think either could take? none other than Xavier Duursma.

I would say Kane Farrell would have as much chance of taking Xavier Duursma's spot as Matt Turner has of being elected President of the United States.

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[Portmagpies36]

In this morning's press Matt Turner looks at who might force his way into the Port side in 2021. He also lists who they might force out. Turner has Bergmann and Farrell as possible regulars. Whose spot does he think either could take? none other than Xavier Duursma.

I would say Kane Farrell would have as much chance of taking Xavier Duursma's spot as Matt Turner has of being elected President of the United States.

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About as much chance of Matt Turner having any credibility