Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

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VineValerian

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That's why this is a handy link - you just pick out the Port bits. I do like to tune in for the schadenfreude when the Clowns have had a bad loss or another scandal though.

Similarly, instead of watching Footy Classified, they very kindly tweet video clips of most of the show at https://twitter.com/FootyonNine and these start coming through around 8 o'clock my time.
:thumbsu: :)
 

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Nemisis

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I turn AA on from time to time.

If it's anything thst interests me, then I listen.
If not, then I tune to SEN (or ABC on weekends) straight away.

The pain of sitting thru something on AA until anything good comes on, is too much for mere mortals to bear. So I have complete empathy with robbo!!!!!!
All this slamming of FiveAA is hard to understand. Over the years some of my happiest moments have come from listening to the aftermath of a crows loss. Pure joy at times.
 

Steve Dore

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The headline for this week's Camry Crows' Newsletter by Ambassador Wrinkles. We blew winning the wooden spoon.l

"But when you attack the SANFL, as Port has done this week, it is attacking the very hand that fed and nurtured it over the decades"

He is truly delusional if he thinks the SNAFL ever nurtured the PAFC.

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chachi11

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The headline for this week's Camry Crows' Newsletter by Ambassador Wrinkles. We blew winning the wooden spoon.l

"But when you attack the SANFL, as Port has done this week, it is attacking the very hand that fed and nurtured it over the decades"

He is truly delusional if he thinks the SNAFL ever nurtured the PAFC.

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Papa G

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Wrinkles simply plays a character that appeals to a boomer audience on boomer mediums where Port are the villans and the lovely boys, born of your Souths and Westies and Double Blues are of pure free settler stock. Him, his mediums and his audience will die out soon enough.

People like Eddie McGuire are far more damaging to our football club.
 

Grave Danger

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The headline for this week's Camry Crows' Newsletter by Ambassador Wrinkles. We blew winning the wooden spoon.l

"But when you attack the SANFL, as Port has done this week, it is attacking the very hand that fed and nurtured it over the decades"

He is truly delusional if he thinks the SNAFL ever nurtured the PAFC.

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"I'm with Ports 100% on this"
 

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VineValerian

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The headline for this week's Camry Crows' Newsletter by Ambassador Wrinkles. We blew winning the wooden spoon.l

"But when you attack the SANFL, as Port has done this week, it is attacking the very hand that fed and nurtured it over the decades"

He is truly delusional if he thinks the SNAFL ever nurtured the PAFC.

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Conveniently ignores his own club's coach backing Port's stance.
"It's all Port's fault".
I actually agree with a couple of the points he made tbh, but the vitriolic rhetoric tends to camaflouge any sensible discourse, as per usual.
Back to your aged care home, old fella.
 

Alberton Proud

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The headline for this week's Camry Crows' Newsletter by Ambassador Wrinkles. We blew winning the wooden spoon.l

"But when you attack the SANFL, as Port has done this week, it is attacking the very hand that fed and nurtured it over the decades"

He is truly delusional if he thinks the SNAFL ever nurtured the PAFC.

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2 days late for that mirth, granpa
 

Doctor Feel

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The headline for this week's Camry Crows' Newsletter by Ambassador Wrinkles. We blew winning the wooden spoon.l

"But when you attack the SANFL, as Port has done this week, it is attacking the very hand that fed and nurtured it over the decades"

He is truly delusional if he thinks the SNAFL ever nurtured the PAFC.

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lol his reader base is literally dying, keep holding on old boy. Your time is nigh.
 

Grave Danger

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Conveniently ignores his own club's coach backing Port's stance.
"It's all Port's fault".
I actually agree with a couple of the points he made tbh, but the vitriolic rhetoric tends to camaflouge any sensible discourse, as per usual.
Back to your aged care home, old fella.

I can't find the article on AFCnow - maybe Wrinkles has a 'print edition first' arrangement with News Corpse to look after his demographic. What has he said that you actually agree with?
 

Duckimus Prime

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Channel 7 in their end of match wrap up are using a live ladder from half time with the Eagles in 3rd and Port down in 5th with a percentage of 122.

Reality is the Eagles have ended up in 5th with a percentage of 124 and Port are 4th with a percentage of 129.
 

Duck Farmer

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I turn AA on from time to time.

If it's anything thst interests me, then I listen.
If not, then I tune to SEN (or ABC on weekends) straight away.

The pain of sitting thru something on AA until anything good comes on, is too much for mere mortals to bear. So I have complete empathy with robbo!!!!!!
I turned on 5AA for the first time in months on the drive home tonight at 6pm to catch the news. The voice on that bogan newsreader chick - f*ck me. I lasted two minutes.
 

Spadge

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The headline for this week's Camry Crows' Newsletter by Ambassador Wrinkles. We blew winning the wooden spoon.l

"But when you attack the SANFL, as Port has done this week, it is attacking the very hand that fed and nurtured it over the decades"

He is truly delusional if he thinks the SNAFL ever nurtured the PAFC.
Far out..

The SANFL nurtured Port about as well as Josef Fritzl nurtured Elisabeth
 

Doctor Feel

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Can’t do 360 anymore.

Slobbo shouting and blabbering sh*t. The bloke offers nothing. You could drag a barfly out of any front bar in Australia and they’d be more coherent than this campaigner.

Even Couch has turned to tripe with Lyon and Brown shouting at each other.

Lift your ******* game fox footy.
I watched couch last night for the first time in probably forever. Riewoldt was offering genuine insight while Lyon and Healy just yelled at him. He kept getting cut off while talking.

He is clearly the only one in that room with a brain and actual professionalism with a relatively fresh out of the game level of knowledge. Weird saying that after the whole Schoolgirl thing. He grew up fast, particularly after the Madeline thing.
 

robbo1981

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I watched couch last night for the first time in probably forever. Riewoldt was offering genuine insight while Lyon and Healy just yelled at him. He kept getting cut off while talking.

He is clearly the only one in that room with a brain and actual professionalism with a relatively fresh out of the game level of knowledge. Weird saying that after the whole Schoolgirl thing. He grew up fast, particularly after the Madeline thing.
I rate him as the best of the lot
 

raptalia

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Oh boy, Mark Robinson puts Richmond's loss to Sydney down to the brilliance of Sydney's young players. He puts Port's 37 point loss in the west down to Port's big heads.

Robinson is on the money when he says our loss was down to a non existent mid field and maybe too many tall forwards but big heads? The taint of Victorian bias is always there with Robinson.
 
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HinkleysHeroes

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Oh boy, Mark Robinson puts Richmond's loss to Sydney down to the brilliance of Sydney's young players. He puts Port's 37 point loss in the west down to Port's big heads.

Robinson is on the money when he says our loss was down to a non existent mid field and maybe too many tall forwards but big heads? The taint of Victorian bias is always there with Robinson.
It really comes down to same sh*t, different year. Can't believe he missed that.
 

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