Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

[powermacs]

Yes Pembo he has paid his dues unlike you, a paid mouthpiece

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Lol he must’ve had a talking to.

Earlier in the week when speaking to the CEO of Adelaide council his words we along the lines of “ I don’t even give a stuff about the crows development, after last year it’s hard for me to care about them.”

Spoken like a man to whom footy “became awesome in 97/98”. Jog on dick head.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

On the topic at hand. Kane’s been pretty savvy in his media career so far. In a post-truth world you make it by creating controversy - journalist as entertainer - rather than striving for balance or objectivity. I think of him like a much duller version of Stephen A Smith on ESPN.

Econopower back on page 126, I think you were the first one to label Kornes as a Stephen A Smith type on the Port board and probably on Big Footy. I remember commenting he was a restrictionist compared to Smith.

Ash Browne editor of AFL Record and regular on SEN is releasing his annual 50 most influential people in the AFL this week, 10 per day and he has dubbed Kane as the Stephen A Smith at 48, debuting in the list this year.

2021 Movers and Shapers: 50-41

The definitive footy power list returns in 2021.

www.sen.com.au

48. Kane Cornes
Broadcaster, commentator, SEN, Nine, AFL.com.au
Last year: –

At a time when many in the AFL media industry can be locked into groupthink, Cornes sticks out like a beacon, happy to take a counterview and to use facts and logic to argue his points. It’s a family trait; his legendary father Graham has never been one to back away from a sharply-held opinion. Kane, who has been likened to ESPN star Stephen A. Smith when it comes to hot takes that instantly go viral, works a punishing schedule in season, with breakfast radio five days a week and weekend travel from Adelaide to Melbourne to watch games and make various TV appearances.

 

[HighBudget]

Yes Pembo he has paid his dues unlike you, a paid mouthpiece

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Hmph... he said whacking on

 

[EskimoPAFC]

“Post-truth” is such a meaningless expression, isn’t it?

Stephen A. Smith is not a journalist. He is either a jester or a clown — depending on whether he is willing to use his position to say inconvenient truths (a jester) or only entertaining nonsense (a clown).

I thought he was spot on with the Donovan Mitchell ejection comments a couple weeks back.

 

[Steve Dore]

lol, never change Adelaide.


"A FORMER AFL and SANFL footballer charged with 40 deception offences will contest the charges, a court has heard. Adam Jay Cockshell, 34, played two games for Port Adelaide Football Club in 2007 ..."

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What a utensil.

 

[GoPorts]

lol, never change Adelaide.


"A FORMER AFL and SANFL footballer charged with 40 deception offences will contest the charges, a court has heard. Adam Jay Cockshell, 34, played two games for Port Adelaide Football Club in 2007 ..."

At least they haven't called him an AFL star and gone on to add ...........2007 where port suffered the greatest ever losing margin in a grand final which led to a serious of events which threatened the existence of the club.

 

[Papa G]

lol, never change Adelaide.


"A FORMER AFL and SANFL footballer charged with 40 deception offences will contest the charges, a court has heard. Adam Jay Cockshell, 34, played two games for Port Adelaide Football Club in 2007 ..."

From what I heard on the wireless, it is around $17,000. How is that news?

 

[Steve Dore]

From what I heard on the wireless, it is around $17,000. How is that news?

This is #cringelaide and former player for cash strapped Port Power steals money. It doesn't matter how much.

 

[bomberclifford]

lol, never change Adelaide.


"A FORMER AFL and SANFL footballer charged with 40 deception offences will contest the charges, a court has heard. Adam Jay Cockshell, 34, played two games for Port Adelaide Football Club in 2007 ..."

From what I recall of Cockshell, those two AFL games should be included in the forty deception offences.

 

[Doctor Feel]

The radio this morning just flat out said "Former Port Adelaide Player Adam Cockshell

Adam Cockshell

Age

37

Ht

198cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.5

2star

K

2.5

1star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

6.5

2star

K

2.5

1star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.5

3star

has SUPERSPREAD the COVID. Everyone is DEAD!"

 

[Doctor Feel]

Then they put a big red circle around ports logo

 

[TeeKray]

From what I recall of Cockshell, those two AFL games should be included in the forty deception offences.

Played the first two games after getting drafted, both wins, then never played again. Funny career trajectory.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Played the first two games after getting drafted, both wins, then never played again. Funny career trajectory.

Probably his own fault for fraudulently claiming to be a Co'shell when it's obvious he was a COCKshell.

 

[Grave Danger]

Probably his own fault for fraudulently claiming to be a Co'shell when it's obvious he was a COCKshell.

Is that the same thing as a chastity cage?

 

[jac147]

Played the first two games after getting drafted, both wins, then never played again. Funny career trajectory.

I remember Cockshell at a family day game and he impressed me with one of his plays. He and his opponent Toby Thurston were running together and contesting a loose ball that was heading towards the boundary line in front of the Quinn stand. Adam kept going and Toby said “bugger it” and it resulted in Adam leaping the fence and ending up in screaming heap with the fans.
Said a lot!

 

[Alberton Proud]

I remember Cockshell at a family day game and he impressed me with one of plays. He and his opponent Toby Thurston were running together and contesting a loose ball that was heading towards the boundary line in front of the Quinn stand. Adam kept going and Toby said “bugger it” and it resulted in Adam leaping the fence and ending up in screaming heap with the fans.
Said a lot!

A utensil in your lap is worth two in a bush

 

[tribey]

Econopower back on page 126, I think you were the first one to label Kornes as a Stephen A Smith type on the Port board and probably on Big Footy. I remember commenting he was a restrictionist compared to Smith.

Ash Browne editor of AFL Record and regular on SEN is releasing his annual 50 most influential people in the AFL this week, 10 per day and he has dubbed Kane as the Stephen A Smith at 48, debuting in the list this year.

2021 Movers and Shapers: 50-41

The definitive footy power list returns in 2021.

www.sen.com.au

48. Kane Cornes
Broadcaster, commentator, SEN, Nine, AFL.com.au
Last year: –

At a time when many in the AFL media industry can be locked into groupthink, Cornes sticks out like a beacon, happy to take a counterview and to use facts and logic to argue his points. It’s a family trait; his legendary father Graham has never been one to back away from a sharply-held opinion. Kane, who has been likened to ESPN star Stephen A. Smith when it comes to hot takes that instantly go viral, works a punishing schedule in season, with breakfast radio five days a week and weekend travel from Adelaide to Melbourne to watch games and make various TV appearances.

Page 45: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/media-shakes-head-part-7.1225566/page-45#post-63829055

He openly models himself on Cowherd, which, yeah, as per my previous thoughts. Baffling.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Kymbo saying culture isn’t a problem with potentially losing their number 6 draft pick lol.

In more interesting news though, KG and Cornsey might have some competition soon with a SEN saturday am footy show in the works. Now if Timmy or Jacko could get a gig....

 

[backtozero]

So is this kid a mummas boy or money hungry?

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Now if Timmy or Jacko could get a gig....

Is hunting for sponsors for a Port Adelaide Podcast that he's doing with Norts and Rockliff.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Kane is more Nick Wright

 

[Grave Danger]

I even tweeted them a picture of Jonas yesterday

 

[RossFC]

I even tweeted them a picture of Jonas yesterday

Even Jonas calls Trav skip.

 

[tribey]

Kane is more Nick Wright

That guy is a cuhlown. At least with Skip, Cowherd, Stephen A. and Kellerman you can tell there’s a massive dollop of ‘for effect/paying bills/get me off-record and I’m likely to say the opposite’ to their hot takes.

Wright constantly dredges pools of ridiculousness through a lens of analytical seriousness to bulwark his takes, especially with his comically bad opinions of Brady and Jordan.