Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

[VineValerian]

Saw Wrinkles had an anti PB's article in th Tiser. Read the first sentence. That was enough to turn the page.

I assume is was the usual vitriol and diatribe from Gramps?

Also an article about Greg Griffin saying we have no hope in hell of winning a court case on the issue of the PB.

So 2 articles attacking PAFC.
One from a player/coach of a club that has precious little success to speak of over a century of existence, and to whom the meaning of something truly heartfelt and iconic is anathema. And a man who pooh pooh's anything to do with history, heritage and tradition (apart from things associated with the War).
The other from a person who took us to court to stop us entering the AFL, and currently is engaging in a court battle against our redevelopment, and who perhaps is not as legally superior as someone who may be qualified in copywright/IP/trademark/restraint of trade law as a Queens Counsel.
The latter also giving the Club the benefit of his astonishing football savvy and nouse in offering us all insight into how Port should undertake their business and what they should focus their efforts into (well, not so much "proferring", but telling the people running the club that he knows more than them - ie. Port should concentrate on winning games, not losing premiership points, et al).

Oh golly gee wiz, YES.
I certainly will take note of what they say, for sure.

 

[spookism]

What is not forgivable in any way is his theft of premiership guernseys. ******* flog. Unredeemable.

Wait. What's this then?

 

[EskimoPAFC]

But but but....... it's so full of high quality journalism...... like this mornings article about how everyone should be outraged because so many people haven't got their second COVID jab. I mean sure, it's still at least a month before they're allowed to get their second one, but that's not the point............

You can actually get the second early on request.

My parents in Aus are likely to be one of the first to get the second shot because they need it before leaving for NZ

 

[Portmagpies36]

At least Maguire's doing it out passion for his club. Wrinkles is doing it purely out of small-dick syndrome spite.

I would suggest McGuire's ego has a fair bit to do with it, the fact that something is finally taking him on head on, he cannot handle it.

 

[Festerz]

Graham Cornes is nothing more than a paid propagandist.

You have to admire the rat cunning of a guy who wrote a speech back in 1990 and he still gets paid for cutting and pasting the guts of it some 31 years later.

And to think he told our boys back then 'the good times are over'.

 

[Grave Danger]

At least Maguire's doing it out passion for his club. Wrinkles is doing it purely out of small-dick syndrome spite.

With McGuire I think David Koch being our Chairman adds a layer of animosity to his attitude - even though he was dumped as CEO of Channel Nine after about 5 minutes he's still part of the furniture there and they would hate being beaten so regularly in the breakfast show ratings by our laughing boy. Getting one over him with the PBs would be very satisfying to Ed.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

The way McGuire talks about money is crass.

Not a fan of the way he talks about women, indigenous Australians and the handicapped either.

I am okay with him calling Kane a campaigner though.

 

[Doctor Feel]

LOL! The media obviously don't watch the ******* games at all. Rockliff blew a knee you stupid ******* campaigners.

 

[robbo1981]

You have to admire the rat cunning of a guy who wrote a speech back in 1990 and he still gets paid for cutting and pasting the guts of it some 31 years later.

And to think he told our boys back then 'the good times are over'.

Makes me sick has made a living off the courage and hard work of Bruce Webber and co.

 

[_VXV]

Wait. What's this then?

A tale that reads
Wanganeen
Chaplin





Kingsley
Carr
Wanganeen

 

[Schulzenfest]

LOL! The media obviously don't watch the ******* games at all. Rockliff blew a knee you stupid ******* campaigners.

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Also Riley Bonner referred to as an 'out-of-favour fringe player' after coming back from injury with one game in the SANFL after being picked for every game he was fit and available for this year.

 

[Grave Danger]

Also Riley Bonner referred to as an 'out-of-favour fringe player'

Proves they do read Big Footy then

 

[Ford Fairlane]

A selection of footy headlines from the Saturday tiser

The Thils will keep on coming

Power will Pepper and assault Lions

Forget bars and brawls (Cornes on Port guernsey)

And two for Marty Frederick:

Out of Africa

The Sudan impact

 

[DaTBird187]

A selection of footy headlines from the Saturday tiser

The Thils will keep on coming

Power will Pepper and assault Lions

Forget bars and brawls (Cornes on Port guernsey)

And two for Marty Frederick:

Out of Africa

The Sudan impact

 

[Winestoppable]

Corn and Row talking about the first showdown and Graham said of course Port Adelaide were in with a chance in Showdown 1. "Port thrive on the us against them mentality" while 1 day earlier saying Port Power is a new club. Which one is it you oxygen thief?

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[Steve Dore]

A selection of footy headlines from the Saturday tiser

The Thils will keep on coming

Power will Pepper and assault Lions

Forget bars and brawls (Cornes on Port guernsey)

And two for Marty Frederick:

Out of Africa

The Sudan impact

Not footy related but this article in yesterday's The Advertiser highlights the quality of journalism associated with that masthead. Maybe this is Dan Andrews's way of making peace with Gladys.

 

[OnlyPowerForever]

How can this not have been posted in here yet?

Headline at the top of the AdelaideCow page.....

 

[Powerade 08]

Paul Seedsman and Ben Keays are the crows 'young guns'.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Paul Seedsman and Ben Keays are the crows 'young guns'.

Nah dont forget up and coming young superstar Tex "The Big Texan from Texas" Walker.

 

[Powerade 08]

Nah dont forget up and coming young superstar Tex "The Big Texan from Texas" Walker.

They unironically refer to Shane McAdam as a 'young gun' because he has only played 20 games, despite being almost 26yo.

 

[snozulu]

Paul Seedsman and Ben Keays are the crows 'young guns'.

Don't forget Chayce Jones got 20 touches in the SANFL the other week.

 

[Steve Dore]

Nah dont forget up and coming young superstar Tex "The Big Texan from Texas" Walker.

I read in the Adelaide media yesterday that Aliir Aliir is facing his biggest test this week matching up on Coleman Medal favourite Ted "The Big Texan™" Walker.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

I read in the Adelaide media yesterday that Aliir Aliir is facing his biggest test this week matching up on Coleman Medal favourite Ted "The Big Texan™" Walker.

Yep I heard they asked Aliir for comment and he said "I dont even know who Tex Walker is lol"

 

[Papa G]

Clurey is the matchup for Ted any rate.

Aliir will run off Himmleberg or Billy or Thilthorpe or whatevr tall spud they put up there (Thilthorpe isn't a spud but very young and inexperienced).

 

[VineValerian]

Don't forget Chayce Jones got 20 touches in the SANFL the other week.

12 of them kickouts lol