Yes, punters. It's that time of the year again. When the yuppies get their best clothes out so they can go and get shit-faced on the Lawn with 100,000 other shit-faced yuppies.
And somewhere among all that frivolous nonsense there is a grossly over-rated two mile handicap which, this year, appears to have attracted one of the poorest fields in many a year.
But seeing as it's that time of year, I suppose if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
So here it is ... My expert opinion on this years Melbourne Cup.
1st: Second Coming
2nd: Brew
3rd: Yippyio
OK.
Now, I'm sure you'll understand that I'm giving you these tips on a strictly "No win, no pay" basis.
So, if Second Coming does not in fact win, you the customer will pay absolutely NOTHING.
Of course, this scenario is unthinkable ... So, when the inevitable happens and Second Coming takes out Australia's richest race, you can pay my consultancy fee (a mere $95.99 including GST) by sending your credit card details to the email address listed in my profile. I'm sure you won't mind donating a small portion of your winnings to pay for my valuable research skills.
Thank you.
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And somewhere among all that frivolous nonsense there is a grossly over-rated two mile handicap which, this year, appears to have attracted one of the poorest fields in many a year.
But seeing as it's that time of year, I suppose if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
So here it is ... My expert opinion on this years Melbourne Cup.
1st: Second Coming
2nd: Brew
3rd: Yippyio
OK.
Now, I'm sure you'll understand that I'm giving you these tips on a strictly "No win, no pay" basis.
So, if Second Coming does not in fact win, you the customer will pay absolutely NOTHING.
Of course, this scenario is unthinkable ... So, when the inevitable happens and Second Coming takes out Australia's richest race, you can pay my consultancy fee (a mere $95.99 including GST) by sending your credit card details to the email address listed in my profile. I'm sure you won't mind donating a small portion of your winnings to pay for my valuable research skills.
Thank you.
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