Roast Membership packs

[errant bounce]

What the hell is the point of these? absolute tatt.

Fremantle this year has given... a plastic puffy coaster and a carabiner that doesn't have a clip.

Very useful!

What absolute shit did you get this year?

 

[Colonial]

Hat was good.

A pendant, not so much, but at least it’s different.
A Meh sticker.

We have had better packs.

 

[Jeremias]

Got mine today. It's mostly rubbish and has been for years.

Lanyards are certainly an interesting choice of item to include in a pack when we don't receive a physical card any more.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

An envelope with your membership package information and a voucher code for $20 at the club shop.

 

[Shane Heard]

Tullamarine HQ send us a car bumper sticker and a plastic card.

Not even a additional bonus pin or a magnet like the good old days.

It’s all very underwhelming.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

They used to include heaps of stuff, gradually they reduced it.

Just remember though, they don't have to give you anything other than access to the footy, so why cry over it?

 

[RonnieRaven]

Freo have been good they rotate it every year
Hat, beanie, scarf, golf towel, lanyards and always get a pin.

They can’t appease everyone.
Last year was a golf towel/ sweat towel.
Some fans were “you beauty” the rest were like “what the **** is this?!”

I complained about the junior pack a few years ago
Living in vic and club not being successful merch is key to keep kids on board.
They’ve been great since
(Haven’t got this years yet)

 

[RAPPA]

The Carlton membership pack came with the usual unfulfilled promises and broken dreams

 

[Elixuh]

The Carlton membership pack came with the usual unfulfilled promises and broken dreams

They getting ahead of it this year? That usually doesn’t arrive until about rd 9 or 10.

 

[Elixuh]

Sticker, pin and Charlie Cameron face car air freshener. Can’t beat it.

 

[RAPPA]

They getting ahead of it this year? That usually doesn’t arrive until about rd 9 or 10.

Voss' tenure has brought the unpredictability of when in the season those wonderous feelings eventuate

 

[Billy ray]

We get an envelope with 5,000 free tickets to give away.
Because thats what people think happens.

 

[Colonial]

We get an envelope with 5,000 free tickets to give away.
Because thats what people think happens.

Your clubs cheap we got 10k.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Cost cutting

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

Give me my scarf dammit.

 

[Elixuh]

We get an envelope with 5,000 free tickets to give away.
Because thats what people think happens.

No bondi sands fake tan spray this year?

 

[Billy ray]

No bondi sands fake tan spray this year?

Sadly…. No

 

[Toump Ass]

My club handed out some Époisses de Bourgogne, a bottle of Dom Pérignon , and a small plastic baggie with a mysterious white substance in it.

 

[Billy ray]

My club handed out some Époisses de Bourgogne, a bottle of Dom Pérignon , and a small plastic baggie with a mysterious white substance in it.

Thats our baggie !!

 

[Garwood18]

I think many Club supporters don't understand the point of a membership. It is to give your money to the club. If you would like nice merchandise, then obviously you would get better bang for your buck if you just bought merchandise.

Getting to call yourself a member is great on its own and if you go to many games, you easily get the value with the included tickets alone.

If you want to call yourself a member, and you want the club to give you all the nice merch you want, Then your membership isn't that useful to a club if they have to budget for nice items. The margins are actually tight af when it comes to this kind of stuff.

 

[terrybull]

Digital bricks

Nah only joking.

Voucher which is appreciated, along with 1 year subscription of WatchAFL as an International member (Reason I buy membership every year).

I spoke to a Gold Coast fan who said he has to buy the WatchAFL subscription separately!!! He was shocked when I told him the Tigers included it in their package.
He has to pay double as much while wearing the ugliest jumper in the game.

Thanks Tigers for not ripping us off. So any International fans not getting WatchAFL in their package, come join the Tigers - you still will be able to watch all your favorite team games.

But back to what I bought on the store then I guess for the first time customs thought what I bought was junk as they didn’t tax it like they usually do.

I chose

Beer Coasters
Pen
Pump
Travel name tag

 

[BallaratBulldog]

I usually indicate to the Dogs to donate the scarf/hat back to the club. I have enough of them at this point.

 

[rye]

I usually indicate to the Dogs to donate the scarf/hat back to the club. I have enough of them at this point.

same - brisbane has an option to receive a shop voucher equivalent to the value of the items in the member pack iirc.

 

[hawkman]

Sticker, pin and Charlie Cameron face car air freshener. Can’t beat it.

Surely they can make it also play Country Roads?

 

[windyhill]

53 year member, not bad for a 55y.o. I could tie all those ****ing lanyards together and stretch it to the m.c.g. By the way, who actually wears the bloody lanyard ?