Memo to Mick Malthouse

[Pie eyed]

Dear Mick,
On to Brisbane.

 

[THATSGOLD]

Also,

dear record seller outside gate 1,

Whilst I appreciate the effort for you to train it in from whichever suburb it is you live in with your folks, I would prefer not to be handed the following when waiting for $15 change...

* 5 $2 coins
* 3 $1 coins
* 2 50 cent coins
* 5 20 cent coins

seriously, what the **** am I going to do with that? Throw it into my Scrooge McDuck money bin in the backyard and swim through it? I can't fit it in my wallet and it would have weighed my pants down that much that my belt would have been deemed as useless as Brent Macaffer is.

Next time a $10 note and a $5 note will suffice.

Regards

me

hahaha funny shit.. same when i bought a 6 dollar beer.

 

[TradeDraft]

Dear Mick,

I noted during the game against St. Kilda that unless he's on a fast lead, kicking long to Leon Davis one-out against an opponent standing at his shoulder is in fact a less than 50-50 proposition for our side.

You, apparently, did not. Please advise Davis and team of same.

Sincere regards,

The Royal Sampler.

P.S. Brent MacAffer needs to kick those goals from 15m out. Seriously.

and Why where our F**king Talls doing up the Ground without 1 staying in our Forward 50?