Opinion Merge with Richmond

[Knightmare]

Lol Knightmare's come in with an analysis piece now. Vickery in the merged team though Knightmare.. c'mon.. I'd prefer Gault.

Any best 22 threads I can't resist.

Vickery is the less bad of the relief ruck options. I could have gone with Moore for his versatility to also play back if extra height is needed down back. In saying that Vickery is still doing more today with four more goals already this season while spending more time through the ruck than Moore.

Vickery is fine, averaging 2 goals over the 2015/2016 seasons. He is also a 100 mark per roughly 22 game player which again is fine. As a third option behind Riewoldt and Cloke, playing his minutes through the ruck, that's fine by position.

 

[Vicky Park]

With Mick Gatto as president

It just gets better and better. Resurrect Captain Blood? He always hated us.

My dear old dad was a Tigers man, but married into a family of Pies. He was from Richmond and mum was from Abbotsford. He always joked he married 'beneath him'.

 

[pablo disco bar]

Did it really ruin your day that much or you just have that type of personality?

Awesome thread mate

 

[Lord Wilberforce]

Best thread of the year! Absolutely made my weekend. Needed a good lol

 

[Apex36]

Im not sure if this belongs in the level headed thread or deserves its own thread, so mods I wont take it personally if you do move it there.
I think we should merge with Richmond who are somehow going worse than us! Basically the new team would be called the Collingwood Magpies and we get to keep our colours and stripes. The team also gets to have Collingwoods theme song despite Richmond arguably having a pretty damn good song. I guess its more Richmond giving Collingwood all their best players then ceasing to exist rather than a true merger.

Round 1 2017 after merger is complete:
FB: Houli-Brown-Williams
CB:Reid- Rance- Scharenberg
C: Deledio- Adams- Sidebottom
HF: Elliott- Moore- Martin
FF: Fasolo- Reiwoldt- Edwards
RR: Grundy- Pendles- Treloar

Bench: Varcoe, Crisp, Degoey, B Ellis

Emergencies:Cox, Cotchin, Howe
Coach: Brett Ratten

Pros For Pie fans:
- Get some really good players while keeping almost everything intact
- Have some good kicks in the back half like Houli and Ellis.
- Full Forward that kicks straight
- Richmond doesn't exist anymore

Cons for Pie fans:
-Have to pretend to like 'richmond fans'

Pros for Tiger fans:
- Finally get to support Treloar
- Don't have to support Richmond anymore
- Get to experience a finals win

Cons for Tiger fans:
- Lose team colours and logo
- Lose team song

Wtf is this!?

Jesus times are tough at the moment if we have fans thinking about merging.

Shit thread is shit.

I was going to reply like UI, but then I actually read the post and realised it was clearly a pisstake.

I especially liked the 'don't have to support Richmond anymore' point in the Richmond pros section

 

[Anzacday]

 

[nahnah]

Awesome thread mate

That's the spirit

 

[sirlothie]

Im not sure if this belongs in the level headed thread or deserves its own thread, so mods I wont take it personally if you do move it there.
I think we should merge with Richmond who are somehow going worse than us! Basically the new team would be called the Collingwood Magpies and we get to keep our colours and stripes. The team also gets to have Collingwoods theme song despite Richmond arguably having a pretty damn good song. I guess its more Richmond giving Collingwood all their best players then ceasing to exist rather than a true merger.

Round 1 2017 after merger is complete:
FB: Houli-Brown-Williams
CB:Reid- Rance- Scharenberg
C: Deledio- Adams- Sidebottom
HF: Elliott- Moore- Martin
FF: Fasolo- Reiwoldt- Edwards
RR: Grundy- Pendles- Treloar

Bench: Varcoe, Crisp, Degoey, B Ellis

Emergencies:Cox, Cotchin, Howe
Coach: Brett Ratten

Pros For Pie fans:
- Get some really good players while keeping almost everything intact
- Have some good kicks in the back half like Houli and Ellis.
- Full Forward that kicks straight
- Richmond doesn't exist anymore

Cons for Pie fans:
-Have to pretend to like 'richmond fans'

Pros for Tiger fans:
- Finally get to support Treloar
- Don't have to support Richmond anymore
- Get to experience a finals win

Cons for Tiger fans:
- Lose team colours and logo
- Lose team song

You forgot the most important point, we would then have 25 premierships and go 9 clear of Essendon and Carlton which would take them millennia to catch up!

For this reason alone I say we do it.

 

[mike123]

I feel like Richmond are getting the better deal.

 

[Lefthanded]

Im not sure if this belongs in the level headed thread or deserves its own thread, so mods I wont take it personally if you do move it there.
I think we should merge with Richmond who are somehow going worse than us! Basically the new team would be called the Collingwood Magpies and we get to keep our colours and stripes. The team also gets to have Collingwoods theme song despite Richmond arguably having a pretty damn good song. I guess its more Richmond giving Collingwood all their best players then ceasing to exist rather than a true merger.

Round 1 2017 after merger is complete:
FB: Houli-Brown-Williams
CB:Reid- Rance- Scharenberg
C: Deledio- Adams- Sidebottom
HF: Elliott- Moore- Martin
FF: Fasolo- Reiwoldt- Edwards
RR: Grundy- Pendles- Treloar

Bench: Varcoe, Crisp, Degoey, B Ellis

Emergencies:Cox, Cotchin, Howe
Coach: Brett Ratten

Pros For Pie fans:
- Get some really good players while keeping almost everything intact
- Have some good kicks in the back half like Houli and Ellis.
- Full Forward that kicks straight
- Richmond doesn't exist anymore

Cons for Pie fans:
-Have to pretend to like 'richmond fans'

Pros for Tiger fans:
- Finally get to support Treloar
- Don't have to support Richmond anymore
- Get to experience a finals win

Cons for Tiger fans:
- Lose team colours and logo
- Lose team song

Heard this was put forward but it fell over as they couldn't decide where to best utilise Shaun Hampson's gf in the 'merged' team (without Hampson), some argued she could date our first draft pick for a year, others wanted her in marketing.

 

[nahnah]

**** we'd be dominant, im still in favour

 

[Tazzaye]

**** we'd be dominant, im still in favour

Might be a good idea to open the front door for once and do something on a Friday night instead of bumping shit like this

 

[Tazzaye]

This joint is fked, seeya round 1

 

[Obese Arachnid]

This joint is fked, seeya round 1

Change dealers.

 

[nahnah]

Change dealers.

Haha, does he not realise he’s on bigfooty too

 

[76woodenspooners]

You fellas need a sense of humour. OP was a pisser.

There are some topics that are serious and should not be the subject of humour.

Cancer.
Mental Health.
Merging with Richmond.

 

[Anzacday]

Take a hint