Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

[Crankyhawk]

I have 2 rules regarding Christmas. Number 1, shirtfront anyone who says "happy holidays". Number 2, shirtfront anyone who has a plastic Christmas tree and not a real one.

Inb4 everyone says happy holidays to me now in response to this

Plastic tree holds decorations better and less hassle.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Plastic tree holds decorations better and less hassle.

*Scribbles notes adding crankyhawk to shirtfronting list*

 

[Ghost Patrol]

*Scribbles notes adding crankyhawk to shirtfronting list*

Pretend house, pretend girlfriend, real tree.

gotcha

 

[FredLeDeux]

Pretend house, pretend girlfriend, real tree.

gotcha

Parrots gotta have real trees.

 

[Chief]

I have 2 rules regarding Christmas. Number 1, shirtfront anyone who says "happy holidays". Number 2, shirtfront anyone who has a plastic Christmas tree and not a real one.

Inb4 everyone says happy holidays to me now in response to this

Happy holidays.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Happy holidays.

*Adds chìrf to shirtfronting list*

That's 3 now!

 

[RobbieK]

*Adds chìrf to shirtfronting list*

That's 3 now!

Making a list... Threatening violence... Come back, peace, love and understanding FK.

 

[William Wonka]

I have 2 rules regarding Christmas. Number 1, shirtfront anyone who says "happy holidays". Number 2, shirtfront anyone who has a plastic Christmas tree and not a real one.

Inb4 everyone says happy holidays to me now in response to this

 

[FireKrakouer]

Making a list...

And checking it twice!

 

[Financialpanther]

And checking it twice!

Watching while your sleeping?

 

[Ghost Patrol]

And checking it twice!

Naughty or nice might be an issue, what with all that flip flopping.

 

[FurTheWin]

And checking it twice!

Sleepy Joe is comiiiing
To town

Happy Holidays 20-24

 

[chelseacarlton]

I have 2 rules regarding Christmas. Number 1, shirtfront anyone who says "happy holidays". Number 2, shirtfront anyone who has a plastic Christmas tree and not a real one.

Inb4 everyone says happy holidays to me now in response to this

Happy Saturnalia and Yuletide bro!

 

[FireKrakouer]

Naughty or nice might be an issue, what with all that flip flopping.

Is your tree real or fake m8?

 

[Monkey King]

*Adds chìrf to shirtfronting list*

That's 3 now!

What’s your issue with Happy Holy Days? It’s Advent mofo!

 

[Monkey King]

Don't make me add you to the naughty list too!

Happy Holidays is the norm where I live. My supermarket also has a massive kosher section. Perhaps you can go shirtfront the deli worker there for their sheer audacity.

 

[Financialpanther]

Happy Holidays is the norm where I live. My supermarket also has a massive kosher section. Perhaps you can go shirtfront the deli worker there for their sheer audacity.

Nothing says Christmas more than the physical embodiment of religious difference.

 

[Gough]

Nothing says Christmas more than the physical embodiment of religious difference.

Happy Gravy Day.

 

[CrowBloke]

I have 2 rules regarding Christmas. Number 1, shirtfront anyone who says "happy holidays". Number 2, shirtfront anyone who has a plastic Christmas tree and not a real one.
Inb4 everyone says happy holidays to me now in response to this

THIS, I can reply to.
Dear FK, Unhappy Holidays!!
Wishing you a miserable time.

 

[Monkey King]

Sorry to hear you live in a crappy sjw area!

What does a supermarket servicing the Jewish community have to do with SJW?

You sound like an know-nothing hick. Get out if ur bubble son and go see the world FFS.

 

[FireKrakouer]

What does a supermarket servicing the Jewish community have to do with SJW?

You sound like an know-nothing hick. Get out if ur bubble son and go see the world FFS.

Peep my posting history, I don't have an anti semitic bone in my body. It was more the normalised "happy hahhhhladays" crap that I pity you for!

You should shirtfront them until they cut it out!

 

[Financialpanther]

Peep my posting history, I don't have an anti semitic bone in my body. It was more the normalised "happy hahhhhladays" crap that I pity you for!

You should shirtfront them until they cut it out!

Happy Shirtfronting

 

[darrenmorgan]

Happy Shirtfronting

I’m imagine FK’s “shirtfront” would be akin to the way Abbott “shirtfronted” Putin.

 

[FireKrakouer]

I’m imagine FK’s “shirtfront” would be akin to the way Abbott “shirtfronted” Putin.

False. I know MMA.

 

[Monkey King]

Peep my posting history, I don't have an anti semitic bone in my body. It was more the normalised "happy hahhhhladays" crap that I pity you for!

You should shirtfront them until they cut it out!

Why would you wish a Jewish person Merry Christmas? Why wish a non-Jewish person Happy Hanukkah? It's normalised by the circumtances, not by some social justice cabal. The world just isn't as small as your perception of it, so spare that pity for yourself.