Prediction Michael Sellwood - our mastermind?

[Doggies7]

He's a gem. LOVE his physicality and relentless defensive pressure while also giving us a decent option coming out of the backline. He plays like a man who was overlooked for a few years and got very hungry for a chance.

That one play in I think the 3rd quarter where he shot through the pack like a missile to jar the ball free and he came out one side and his headband the other... Wow, reckless but very tough. Love him

 

[BigFloppa]

I can't stop thinking about this guy. Having a shit day at work but every time I picture Mick Sellwood it brings a smile to my face

 

[Mojorisin]

I can't stop thinking about this guy. Having a shit day at work but every time I picture Mick Sellwood it brings a smile to my face

I have no doubt he retires as the greatest Sellwood to ever play the game.

 

[Mofra]

He's a gem. LOVE his physicality and relentless defensive pressure while also giving us a decent option coming out of the backline. He plays like a man who was overlooked for a few years and got very hungry for a chance.

That one play in I think the 3rd quarter where he shot through the pack like a missile to jar the ball free and he came out one side and his headband the other... Wow, reckless but very tough. Love him

That might have been the hardest ground ball contest I've seen by a bulldog since Clay Smith in the 2016 prelim.

 

[BrisDog]

Good news

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F**k, even his Mum is hot.

 

[BomToydd]

Good news

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With that many siblings its no wonder they can't afford to buy him shoes and a decent haircut

 

[MaxiBont]

Not sure why we haven’t made him player coach yet.

 

[bresker]

Although this thread started as a pisstake, he's become an absolute fan favourite

 

[Zeno The Great]

He's Dale Morris 2.0. I never thought I'd see that. The biggest shining light this year .

 

[Unorth]

Great body language/attitude player.

Since we lost our 2016 hard nuts we’ve had a lot of head droppers in the team when the going gets tough.

Sellwood is kind of terminator-like, down 10 goals or up 1 point with 60 seconds to go and he has the same intensity.

Would fit in with our 2016 mob for sure, spiritual successor to Moz, Boyd, Picken, Clay etc.

 

[BigFloppa]

It's a tough one because in some ways I do think his mum is hot. But also she's giving Sussan Ley vibes and as a Labor voter that makes me feel conflicted

 

[SackofTaters]

Unfortunately he's going to lose the feathers like the old man, so he's going to have to shave the bonce ( not that there is anything wrong with that, I sport a nude nut myself ).

He will be instantly 10% tougher. Which will take his tally to 100010 % toughness. Agree with Zeno, the biggest win out of a shizenhouse season to date.

 

[BrisDog]

It's a tough one because in some ways I do think his mum is hot. But also she's giving Sussan Ley vibes and as a Labor voter that makes me feel conflicted

It’s okay to own the fact that you appreciate ‘mature bodies’. I do as well. Susan Ley is actually 64 years old and she is still attractive. Her ageless manner has always been her strength, policy creation, charisma and leadership her weakness.

 

[BIG_BONTS]

Ley Ley is banging

 

[Mojorisin]

Although this thread started as a pisstake, he's become an absolute fan favourite

Wait!?! People thought this was a piss take?

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Unfortunately he's going to lose the feathers like the old man, so he's going to have to shave the bonce ( not that there is anything wrong with that, I sport a nude nut myself ).

He will be instantly 10% tougher. Which will take his tally to 100010 % toughness. Agree with Zeno, the biggest win out of a shizenhouse season to date.

Hasn't worked for Croft . Jordan needs to grow his hair again, as well as muscle.

 

[GetDimmaBack]

He's Dale Morris 2.0. I never thought I'd see that. The biggest shining light this year .

With a dash of Picko

Sensational mid season get.

 

[Some Idiot]

Tough as nails, old school solid defender, looks to have a little upside as well, he's been improving each week as he gains more experience

 

[grassman75]

I can't stop thinking about this guy. Having a shit day at work but every time I picture Mick Sellwood it brings a smile to my face

I hope you are in the cubicle at the time