Mickey Mouse supports Ralph Nader in the US!

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From News.com.au

The sad thing is that I'm a Nader fan but even I find this very amusing.

'Mickey Mouse' backs Nader
By Peter Jackson in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
October 14, 2004

A US state court has knocked independent candidate Ralph Nader off Pennsylvania's US presidential ballot, citing thousands of fraudulent signatures including "Mickey Mouse" and "Fred Flintstone".

Today's ruling was one of two new setbacks for Mr Nader.

Also today, a federal judge denied the consumer advocate's bid for a spot on Hawaii's ballot.

In Pennsylvania, describing Mr Nader's petitions as "rife with forgeries", Judge James Gardner Colins said that fewer than 19,000 of the more than 51,000 signatures Mr Nader's supporters submitted were valid.

Mr Nader needed at least 25,697 to be listed on the ballot as an independent candidate.

"I am compelled to emphasise that this signature-gathering process was the most deceitful and fraudulent exercise ever perpetrated upon this court," Judge Colins said in a 15-page ruling that followed a two-week review in multiple courtrooms across the state.

"The conduct of the candidates, through their representatives (not their attorneys), shocks the conscience of the court," he said.

"In reviewing signatures, it became apparent that, in addition to signing names such as 'Mickey Mouse', 'Fred Flintstone', 'John Kerry', and the ubiquitous 'Ralph Nader', there were thousands of names that were created at random and then randomly assigned either existent or non-existent addresses by the circulators."

The signature review was prompted by a court challenge filed by a group of voters sympathetic to Democratic candidate John Kerry.

Senator Kerry's camp say Mr Nader's candidacy will take votes away from their man and could allow US President George W Bush to win in a close contest.

To get a spot on Hawaii's ballot, Mr Nader needed 3711 valid signatures, 1 per cent of the number of voters in the last general election.

He submitted far more than required. But election officials rejected many, leaving him 587 signatures short.

While ruling that Hawaii's requirement was constitutional, US District Judge David Ezra noted that a review of rejected signatures on the Nader petitions has not been finalised.

Democrats have had mixed success in their effort to keep Mr Nader off the ballot in battleground states where they fear he could siphon votes from Senator Kerry.

Besides Pennsylvania and Hawaii, Mr Nader failed to make the ballot in Ohio, Oregon and Missouri, but has succeeded in winning a spot on ballots in Florida, Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsin.

Overall, Mr Nader will be on the ballot in 34 states and Washington, DC.

Mr Nader's unsettled status had caused headaches for elections officials in Pennsylvania's 67 counties as the court proceedings bumped up against the timetable for mailing out larger-than-usual batches of absentee ballots.

Some counties heeded the state's recommendation that they not send out civilian absentee ballots until after the court case was settled, but many counties decided to mail out ballots that included Nader so that voters have time to cast them by the October 29 deadline.

Absentee votes cast for Mr Nader are likely to be thrown out, officials have said.

In 2000, Democrat Al Gore carried Pennsylvania, beating George W Bush by fewer than 205,000 votes out of 4.9 million cast. Mr Nader, the Green Party nominee that year, received 103,392 votes.

The Associated Press
 

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I'm hoping I get what I wish for having said "although I'd like both, I'd prefer Kerry to beat Bush than Latham to beat Howard"
 

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I'm hoping I get what I wish for having said "although I'd like both, I'd prefer Kerry to beat Bush than Latham to beat Howard"
I was thinking the same thing too not long ago.

As much as I dislike Howard, he's much more competent than Bush.
 

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DaveW said:
I was thinking the same thing too not long ago.

As much as I dislike Howard, he's much more competent than Bush.
My theory was that Bush being in charge in the States does more damage to the world (and Australia by association) than Howard does. If Bush isn't around, Howard can't follow him.
 

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My theory was that Bush being in charge in the States does more damage to the world (and Australia by association) than Howard does. If Bush isn't around, Howard can't follow him.
Who's date will Howard then crawl up????
 

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Who's date will Howard then crawl up????
Hopefully Kerry's!

I must admit with a degree in American Studies (politics, history, economics, sociology) I'm more intrigued by their election than I was ours!
 
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