Mick's Metaphors

[Grave Danger]

"Now the board has dumped Damian, no doubt doing a Pontius Pilate and wiping its hands of the whole affair...But has the board simply offered Damian's head on a plate to relieve the pressure and quieten the crowd -- footy's version of the French Revolution."

Pilate, Salomè or Robespierre...? make your mind up Mick

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

"People who speak in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch"
-Melvin (Jack Nicholson) As Good as it Gets
Great movie.