Rizz64
Team Captain
- Oct 26, 2014
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As the season reaches its halfway point, the ups and downs have made this year a rollercoaster of emotions already. So i thought i would start a thread of the best jokes anyone has heard (saints or not) to give a little comic relief.
Little Johnny walked into the classroom and sat with the other students.
The teacher walked in and said "right kids, today we are going to learn about football. Anyone who is a Collingwood supporter, put your hand up"
Everyone except Johnny put there hand up.
"Youre not a collingwood supporter, Johnny?" the teacher asked.
"no" said Johnny.
"Well, who do you barrack for?"
"I barrack for St Kilda, sir" said Johnny very proudly.
"Why" asked the teacher"
"well my mums a saints supporter and my dads a saints supporter, so i became a saints supporter"
"very well" said the teacher "so tell me, if your mum was a hooker and your dad was a drug dealer, what would that make you"
Johnny looked up, smiled and said
"that would make me a collingwood supporter"
Little Johnny walked into the classroom and sat with the other students.
The teacher walked in and said "right kids, today we are going to learn about football. Anyone who is a Collingwood supporter, put your hand up"
Everyone except Johnny put there hand up.
"Youre not a collingwood supporter, Johnny?" the teacher asked.
"no" said Johnny.
"Well, who do you barrack for?"
"I barrack for St Kilda, sir" said Johnny very proudly.
"Why" asked the teacher"
"well my mums a saints supporter and my dads a saints supporter, so i became a saints supporter"
"very well" said the teacher "so tell me, if your mum was a hooker and your dad was a drug dealer, what would that make you"
Johnny looked up, smiled and said
"that would make me a collingwood supporter"