Pets Middle-aged South Australian trio admit bestiality offence

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Doctor Feel

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Mar 30, 2009
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There was a bloke at my secondary school called mage legend has it he f**ked a sheep.
I love school legends.

We used to call this guy "sprogger" becuase he came to school with white stuff on his pants. It stuck and the entire school called him it. Worst part was, he had 3 brothers in lower years and they were all called "Sprogger Jr."
 

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cats81

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Oct 7, 2007
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We've got the hard-ons for dogs
The stiffys for frogs
Come on, Port Adelaide aggression
We are the cat rapists from Port
It's a pretty sick sport
It's true Port Adelaide tradition
We'll never stop, stop, stop
Til its a flop, flop, flop
There's beastiality here in the making
We've got the Power to win
We'll never give in
Til the zoo is ours for the taking
 

Jizzy_Wizzy

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We've got the hard-ons for dogs
The stiffys for frogs
Come on, Port Adelaide aggression
We are the cat rapists from Port
It's a pretty sick sport
It's true Port Adelaide tradition
We'll never stop, stop, stop
Til its a flop, flop, flop
There's beastiality here in the making
We've got the Power to win
We'll never give in
Til the zoo is ours for the taking
Very good sir!
:D
 

grizzlym

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From today's Adelaide Now.

"A WOMAN demanded police search a computer for evidence her ex-boyfriend had looked at child porn - instead they found videos of her having sex with a dog."

This time, they've not only released details about the species, but the breed and even the poor beast's name.

"The videos showed her engaging in a sexual act with her pet beagle Toby."

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/ruff-...ly-loved-her-dog/story-fna7dq6e-1225700714446
 

I bleed Blue

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Sep 3, 2011
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From today's Adelaide Now.

"A WOMAN demanded police search a computer for evidence her ex-boyfriend had looked at child porn - instead they found videos of her having sex with a dog."

This time, they've not only released details about the species, but the breed and even the poor beast's name.

"The videos showed her engaging in a sexual act with her pet beagle Toby."

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/ruff-...ly-loved-her-dog/story-fna7dq6e-1225700714446

Wow... maybe she wanted the cops to find it? Seriously how can anyone be that stupid
 

cancat

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Jun 4, 2007
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From today's Adelaide Now.

"A WOMAN demanded police search a computer for evidence her ex-boyfriend had looked at child porn - instead they found videos of her having sex with a dog."

This time, they've not only released details about the species, but the breed and even the poor beast's name.

"The videos showed her engaging in a sexual act with her pet beagle Toby."

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/ruff-...ly-loved-her-dog/story-fna7dq6e-1225700714446
Geez, sex with your pet dog. How low can you get?

Well I've had a dachshund.

Boom tish.
 

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JimDocker

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On The Smoking Gun article, how great is it that they covered the beagle's eyes to avoid identification ?
 

Thegibbsgamble

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I think most men fancy dogs at one time in their life. Especialy when it's 4 am and that's all There's left on the dance floor. I guess many women also fancy pigs, especialy if they have money or in uniform.
 

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