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Was Mark Seymour wearing the Port Adelaide chevrons
... ssshhh....
Match Previews R13: Western Bulldogs v Port Adelaide
Sportsbet's Nathan Brown and Matthew Richardson preview the game between the Bulldogs and the Power at Marvel Stadium.
Did I take the red pill or the blue pill
The dogs don't tag....
The dogs don't tag....
Who blew up the dam, those pesky ruskies, or those nasty fascists?
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Are you really going to watch the footy tonight, Diablo 4 came out this week?
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Could a coach go from being on Footy Classified straight to being in a Grand Final.
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Didn't we just play the VFL Dogs a few weeks ago.
Highlights: Port Adelaide v Western Bulldogs
The Power and Bulldogs clash in round five
Are we good yet?
Is Josh Carr really doing to close games what he did to Showdowns all those years ago?
...Things are different now...
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8 in a row
Marvel Stadium 15-0-8
Adelaide Oval 72-0-43
MCG 6-0-11
Total 125-0-86
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I read the News today (oh boy)
The English army had just won the war.
And though the news is rather sad.
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So if we win tonight
(Don't get ahead of yourselves)
And Collingwood lose to Melbourne
(Don't get ahead of yourselves)
We could be top top top
(Don't get ahead of yourselves)
Remember when Collingwood always got the Collywobbles in June.
(Don't get ahead of yourselves)
Who will win and why.
(Don't get ahead of yourselves)
Are we in the premiership quarter yet?
(Don't get ahead of yourselves)
ok its time to focus
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should I add some football related stuff now?
... don't be stupid, you've watched about 30 hours of football all year ...
... and most of that was the Port Adelaide Magpies ...
(... a red light goes off somewhere ...)
... no not those magpies ...
hold on, does the AFL provide links to Port Adelaide SANFL games each week where we wear the prison bars
(... a red light goes off somewhere ... brighter this time ...)
so every week, on the AFL website, the AFL provide a free link to watching Port Adelaide play in the prison bars
.. sshh he hasn't noticed yet ...
Port by enough to take the free kick differential out of the game.
... you picked us, oh boy, we are so screwed now...
... Josh Carr and important games
ok
... things are different now ...
ok
... the least you can do is turn on the TV at 7pm and watch it
ok
Happy Birthday King Charles.
... its not really his birthday...
is anything real anymore
... don't ask that ...
but seriously
... don't ask that ...
but
... here, have a beer Winston and don't ask that again...
Can I play Diablo 4 after the footy
... yeh but don't play on your hardcore characters, you'll be drunk and will have to reroll them ...
But I have all weekend
... you have 5 of 7 games of footy on fta tv in Adelaide this weekend, that is your priority Winston ...
but I took the red pill
... you can't mix the red pill with alcohol Winston...
“War is peace."
... don't start quoting that book again Winston, here, have another beer ...
cheers
... add a link to your Diablo 4 characters to distract everyone ...
ok
... mumbles something about not being allowed to do the gameday threads anymore ...
ok
well never stop stop stop, til we're top, top, top
... don't sing that line Winston, it makes no sense and people may link it back to 2005 or even worse 2007 ...
but its still in the song
... I know ...
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