Mobbs Medal Red Carpet - Presented By RompingDiTs

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Welcome to the night everyone's been waiting for - Mobbs Medal night. This is a night where flgs are decided, dedication is rewarded and the best player of S16 will be awarded with the one and only Mobbenfuhrer Medal.

But before that begins tonight, you cannot have a medal night without a red carpet. This is where we speak to the players about their opinions of who will take home the Mobbs, EKA and TFLUA-Tiger medals, and where we check out the dresses of their lovely partners.

First off, though, we meet a woman-less Qootyer in Igloo. I heard he doesn't know shit about oral sex, so maybe that's why.



Igloo, you've been on a high ever since you won the Royals B&F just a week back - an even bigger feat seeing as you've just completed your first season. How have you enjoyed your first season in the SFA?
I've enjoyed it a lot. Being in a new side with a lot of other new players made my first season in the SFA a lot easier than I think it would have been if I just jumped into an established side. We all got to develop together. You could really feel the love.
I imagine it's been more enjoyable than previous seasons. Who doesn't love us?
It has definitely been a big positive to my overall BF experience though. I'm not sure how I never knew about it prior to this year.

There are many contenders for the multiple awards up on offer tonight, including yourself for the EKA. Who do you think will take them out?
I think PVF will probably win the Mobbs Medal. He had a great year in the sim. Personally I hope he doesn't, as I enjoy watching hopes and dreams get crushed. Especially after how he's said for weeks how he's going to win.
My tip for the EKA is Footypie32 (is it 32?). He had a really good year as well, and I enjoyed his posting. But like PVF, it would be great to see an upset. Marlowe is my smoky. Hopefully he can get up. It would be nice to see a fellow Royal win a major award.
I have no ******* clue what the other awards are, so I'll leave it at that :p.

It's been an up and down first season for your team the Royals. How do you think you fared, both posting and Qooty-wise?
We had a disappointing year in terms of ladder position, but our posting was a big positive. Already one of the more active teams in the competition, I think it's a really good base for us to grow on. This off season has already seen several high profile posters want to join the Royals, as they can see that we're going to be a very good side.
Looking forward to a better year on the field next year (hopefully).

Have you made any plans for your sophomore season as yet?
A break is nice, so i'm not in any rush for S17 to start. I didn't expect it to happen, but the season really does take a lot out of you posting wise.

I also see you have brought with you some chipmunk-like creature with you tonight?
Yes, he is my pet Capybara, Pablo. There better be appropriate meals set out for him.



Well I wish you all the best for tonight Iggy, you're certainly a favourite for the EKA, hopefully you can add that to your B&F.

And don't forget, you can vote for Pablo in our 'best dressed' poll tonight, call 1800-PABLO if you think his fur coat is worthy of $10,000.

Secondly tonight, here comes MannumPower and his lovely partner.



Mannum, you have done an excellent job leading the Swamprats through their first season for a number of years. How have you enjoyed leading the club?
I have thoroughly enjoyed this season. It has been more enjoyable than others due to being a first time captain and the first season the Swamprats had been in the SFA for a while. I think the match threads have been outstanding however the other SFA related threads haven't been as good as previous years.

Who's your Mobbs tip for tonight? Do you think that any Swampies could be a chance?
I think Mr Gor will poll well and rightly so, from the Rats I expect spookism , Member of One PAFC and crazy_big_al to be the smokies.

Alberton has certainly fared well both on and off the Qooty field this season - a remarkable accomplishment. How, as captain, do you think the club fared?
To make the finals in our comeback season was a brilliant result, but we exist to win premierships and we will come back next season even stronger. We averaged at least 15 posters per game, with even contributions from at least 10 people per match thread, I couldn't be happier with the impact our players have in the threads but again I will push the boys to improve again next season especially with media work. Game wise we did very well however we stuggled to run out games and had many 3rd and 4th quarter fadeouts. Our skill levels under pressure also need to be looked at so we will concentrate on this during pre-season. We also plan on adding more recruits so we may find ourselves roatating more active people more often next season.


It has been made clear that your club has been trying to recruit Bombers captain Gee Dub , however you ultimately failed to do so. Do you have anyone else in mind?
Behind the scenes we have been working hard on recruiting from other SFA clubs but unfortunately most don't like FUIC and red tins. We have managed to get a few more Port aligned players on board for next season which is great.

And who is this lovely lady you have brought with you?
Tonight I have brought with me Nikki Visser, Google her if you don't know who she is.

One sec...



*drools*

And if you at home are drooling over Nikki and her outfit too, you can call 1800-NIKKI to vote for her in the 'best dressed' awards tonight.

Well, I hope you and the rest of the Swampies fare well in tonight's polls Mannum. Now go off and get high on FUIC, Fev-style.

Thirdly, we have the egotistical Wonder-turn-Gumby BoshtrichBurger. Welcome Boshtrich.



2-TIME PREMIERSHIP PLAYER COMING THROUGH! THE REIGNING DEESTROY MEDALLIST IS IN THE BUILDING!

Burger, please. Now, obviously, you are very pleased with your success this season. How have you enjoyed S16 compared to your rookie campaign?
Season 16 has been one to remember! My first full season, being traded, and then to be apart of yet ANOTHER premiership, well, Qooty life is goooood at the present!

More enjoyable than previous seasons? I can't compare them to be honest. Each season brings a new flavour to it, and I enjoyed this season as I did last as well. :p

There are many Gumbies that could take out the many awards on offer this season. Who are your picks?
Mobbs Medal will go to one of Mr Gor or peterss! Both of our Gumby guns have been brilliant this season!

EKA will go to a very unlucky winner... I'm tipping Footypie32... Enjoy the curse ;)

Frankston Rover Medal will go to Logger this season for his Admin assistance with games being posted.

TFLUA-Tiger Medal will go to a fan favourite, so beez will get it for sure.

The Gumbies have had a dream season, not only on, but off the field too, with captain peterss as well as many other Gumbies returning to vintage form. How do you think the club fared?
We had a Cinderella story this season, from spooners to Premiers.... So our season has been BEASTLY! :D

Posting wise, we've had a good mix of quantity and quality, with our guys having an emphasis on just having a good time, it's worked a treat so far. :)

I can see you're still your arrogant self after the grand final, but are you looking to S17?
I'm still in party mode. :p

Honestly though, I'm definitely looking forward to next season, but I'll enjoy this break for now.

Finally, who is this that you have with you tonight?
I was originally bringing Rita, but she's a MRF, so I'm bringing with me Alex Breckenridge. :D



Nice catch, Bosh! And don't forget, you can vote for Burger's partner in our 'best dressed' competition by calling 1800-ALEX.

Well Boshtrich, I hope you and your teammates poll very well in the Mobbs tonight, and best of luck for next year.

Finally, it's the local evil clown and Bomber Juggalo Balla.



Juggs, it was a tumultuous S15-16 offseason for you, but you recovered from this to have a very successful S16. How do you think you fared at the Bombers this season?
Season 16 has been fun. Started out a bit inactive due to intermittent internet connection but came home strong. The change of scenery from the mountains to the desert has given my skin a healthy tan. I would say it wasn't that enjoyable because the Bombers lost so many games.
There are many possible Bombres that could take out awards tonight, do you have any tips?@lanky_wes has had a great year on the field for the Demons. Always racking up the touches and making an impact on the play. He should poll well and take out the Mobbs from PVF and Eagleoz83. I'd like to think the EKA will go to Bengwatkins but he has strong Flogcutter competition that might be more favoured.
The Bombers haven't performed as well as they would have liked to this season, however it has been a very successful season posting-wise. What is your opinion on the Bombers' season?
The Bombers have done well. Posting really picked up late in the season after some good recruiting. Plenty of changes happening and with some suspensions early we just couldn't put together the winning combination before the last round but our form in that last game against the Wonders is ominous.
The Bombers have already lost some quality posting in the form of okeydoke7 leaving for the Bombers. Do you think the Bombers can cope without him, and are you looking forward to S17?Despite the loss of Okey, of course I'm looking forward to another season but it might be way too soon to start thinking about that.
I have heard you have a particularly special partner for tonight's awards, who exactly is that?Tonight I'm accompanied by Taylor Swift. She's just happy to be going to an awards ceremony without Kanye West in attendance.

Gee, Taylor is looking better with age. Again, she is eligible for the 'best dressed' award tonight, so call 1800-TAYLOR if you are currently staring at her in awe.

Well good luck for tonight Juggs, don't you dare cause any mischief around the place like you sometimes do.

Well that's it for the Red Carpet tonight, don't forget to vote for your favourite partner out of Taylor, Alex, Nikki or Paulo. Now off to drink some Coopers and have fun with Rosie!

Will post a friendlier pic in the morning. :D
 

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I think PVF will probably win the Mobbs Medal. He had a great year in the sim. Personally I hope he doesn't, as I enjoy watching hopes and dreams get crushed. Especially after how he's said for weeks how he's going to win.

I'm dedicating my Mobbs medal to my number 1 supporter, Igloo.

 
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