Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2018

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Hi Bay,

Mofra's au pair here. This thread almost didn't happen as Mofra is busy cleaning up another yet 12 months of poor life choices and general debauchery, but after a few calls between uncle Gil and some bald bloke who can't count I made it into Australia to fill in.
Now that most football fans have seen their teams piss their season up the wall it's time to get down to the nitty gritty.

I've been told that this thread exists solely for two responses:
a. "It was better last year"
b. Variations on the theme of "this free service of which I avail is not to my express liking, wah"

Well, I've prepared for that by listening to Meatloaf's Grand Final show on a loop for 10 hours straight and Mofra just grumbled 'half the gags are recycled anyway'.

Anyway you know the deal. We're all s**t athletes who never got near a decent football field except for that one time Mofra played on Vic Park, broke his finger in the second quarter but played out the game on the field like a man*

* didn't actually realise the finger was broken until after the game

The rules
- My listings are final. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.
- The order is roughly sorted in some fluid manner.
- Players with less than 20 games in total are excluded, although there is occasiobnally an allowance given for extraordinary spudness in the face of battle - especially for players who have spent extra time in the AFL environment and/or were first round picks.
- Players who have not played a senior game this year are excluded unless your name is Colin Sylvia.
- Weightings have been granted for those who are over-rated, over paid, divers, are noted squibs and/or who are overtly Gen Z/Hipster.
- Melts about player inclusions / exclusions are highly discourage.

Players
#50 - Gary Ablett Jnr
#49 - Dan Hannerbery
#48 - Jacob Weitering
#47 - Luke Dahlhaus
#46 - Peter Wright
#45 - Jasper Pittard
#44 - Jack Hombsch
#43 - Curtly Hampton
#42 - Lukas Webb
#41 - David Mackay
#40 - Mitch Wallis
#39 - George Horlin-Smith
#38 - Lachie Plowman
#37 - Rohan Bewick
#36 - Tom Hickey
#35 - Sean Lemmens
#34 - David Myers
#33 - Sam Rowe
#32 - Lindsay Thomas
#31 - Travis Colyer
#30 - Luke McDonald
#29 - Daniel Menzel
#28 - Shane Biggs
#27 - Scott Selwood
#26 - Billy Longer
#25 - Josh Green
#24 - Hayden Ballantyne
#23 - Billy Hartung
#22 - Mitch Honeychurch
#21 - Jed Lamb
#20 - Will Langford
#19 - Levi Casboult
#18 - Brett Deledio
#17 - Matthew Leuenberger
#16 - Tomas Bugg
#15 - Jordan Roughead
#14 - Cameron McCarthy
#13 - Gary Rohan
#12 - Tim O'Brien
#11 - Jono Patton
#10 - Tom Lynch (C) & Steven May (C)
#9 - Andrew Gaff
#8 - Joe Daniher
#7 - Jack Watts
#6 - Jordan Murdoch
#5 - Ryan Griffen
#4 - Jack Billings
#3 - Sam Kerridge
#2 - Paddy McCartin
#1 - Tom Boyd
 
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- Weightings have been granted for those who are over-rated, over paid, divers, are noted squibs and/or who are overtly Gen Z/Hipster.
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Jack Billings a chance for bottom 5? Taken pick 3 in 2013 in between Josh Kelly and the Bont (Boyd was pick 1, most of the top 10 are spuds). Talked up by Saints fans as going to be better than Bont and failed spectacularly this year. Has all the ingredients for a bottom 5 player
 

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Plugger35 will this be the year?

That Tom Boyd finishes no.1? I doubt it.

I'm expecting Billings to be in the mix though and deservedly so, I was one of the pork hunts that was burnt by having him in my Supercoach team this year.
 
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Quick, someone complain we've been waiting too long since the last entry! I wanna see it happen before #50, we can totally set a new record. :drunk:
 

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I thought Bolton's arrangement had been extended to the playing list, and they're all employees on rookie wages.....well apart from Cripps and the good curnow.

That would auto disqualify them Shirley.
Bolton is getting paid?
I thought it was some kind of work experience thing.
 

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