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Well, at least he played 100+ for you lotABOUT TIME THAT SPUD FINALLY MADE THIS LIST!!!
The fact he played over 100 games for us shows how bad we've been this decade, at any other club besides maybe GC he would have been delisted ages ago
Tyson Tambling, 2023 father-son.Well, at least he played 100+ for you lot
Perhaps his kids will do football better than he did
Player #36 - Tom Hickey
Pictured: Tom Hickey, shortly after having a couple of quiet drinks with Tom Liberatore
Tom Hickey played for St Kilda in 2018 as one of their 12 listed ruckmen.
Like about 25% of AFL footballers these days, Tom started his career at the Gold Coast Suns before requesting a tradeanywhere elsefor greater opportunity. The Saints, obviously shocked that anyone agreed to be traded to them, stumped up a first rounder as part of this deal.
Tom is a 201cm ruck with outstanding agility which also means he is about 5-10kgs lighter than his opponents despite being 27 years old.
His dad was a professional rugby league player which I assume meant the family dog often looked embarrassed and mum would sometimes choose to sleep in the car.
In round 1 of 2016 he managed 56 hit-outs and 20 touches in a career best performance, which made St Kilda immediately offer him a contract extension because, well, St Kilda. This brings us to today where in 2018 he was the preferred St Kilda ruck for about half the season and reached the staggering heights of "not the reason we lost" quite a few times which is actually ok for a senior player at the Saints that cost them a first round pick on something.
The problem is Hickey is really a number 2 ruck that isn't very good forward which means he more of a 'delay the problem' than the solution to a ruck puzzle. St Kilda finally realised this and traded him to West Coast as cover for NicNat and Lycett which is kind of like cancelling all the bands at a music festival then asking a Nickelback cover band to 'entertain the crowd for 8 hours'. Sure you're trying to do something but it's really the 'Kyle Sandilands in speedos' solution - it's not going to cover much and we know we're going to be horrified by the result.
Anyway good luck in Perth next year Tom and welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2018.
he was the preferred St Kilda ruck for about half the season and reached the staggering heights of "not the reason we lost" quite a few times which is actually ok for a senior player at the Saints that cost them a first round pick on something.
....like cancelling all the bands at a music festival then asking a Nickelback cover band to 'entertain the crowd for 8 hours'. Sure you're trying to do something but it's really the 'Kyle Sandilands in speedos' solution - it's not going to cover much and we know we're going to be horrified by the result.
Oh boyTyson Tambling, 2023 father-son.
Player #36 - Tom Hickey
Pictured: Tom Hickey, shortly after having a couple of quiet drinks with Tom Liberatore
Tom Hickey played for St Kilda in 2018 as one of their 12 listed ruckmen.
Like about 25% of AFL footballers these days, Tom started his career at the Gold Coast Suns before requesting a tradeanywhere elsefor greater opportunity. The Saints, obviously shocked that anyone agreed to be traded to them, stumped up a first rounder as part of this deal.
Tom is a 201cm ruck with outstanding agility which also means he is about 5-10kgs lighter than his opponents despite being 27 years old.
His dad was a professional rugby league player which I assume meant the family dog often looked embarrassed and mum would sometimes choose to sleep in the car.
In round 1 of 2016 he managed 56 hit-outs and 20 touches in a career best performance, which made St Kilda immediately offer him a contract extension because, well, St Kilda. This brings us to today where in 2018 he was the preferred St Kilda ruck for about half the season and reached the staggering heights of "not the reason we lost" quite a few times which is actually ok for a senior player at the Saints that cost them a first round pick on something.
The problem is Hickey is really a number 2 ruck that isn't very good forward which means he more of a 'delay the problem' than the solution to a ruck puzzle. St Kilda finally realised this and traded him to West Coast as cover for NicNat and Lycett which is kind of like cancelling all the bands at a music festival then asking a Nickelback cover band to 'entertain the crowd for 8 hours'. Sure you're trying to do something but it's really the 'Kyle Sandilands in speedos' solution - it's not going to cover much and we know we're going to be horrified by the result.
Anyway good luck in Perth next year Tom and welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2018.
Yet for some reason he was the only ruckman who seemed to regularly have the wood on Big Maxy.Eagles fans can enjoy Hickey cause God forbid I did not.
Yet for some reason he was the only ruckman who seemed to regularly have the wood on Big Maxy.
Hand on heart, l have never heard of this bloke.ABOUT TIME THAT SPUD FINALLY MADE THIS LIST!!!
The fact he played over 100 games for us shows how bad we've been this decade, at any other club besides maybe GC he would have been delisted ages ago
Sadly I was being legit. One of the many reasons why we have been so bad this decade. Although hadn't played since round 5 and since then we have been improving. The only reason I don't think he had been included in previous years would have been because not many non-Lions supporters would have heard of him.Hand on heart, l have never heard of this bloke.
I thought you were joking that he had played over 100 games. Had to Google him to confirm.
Played more games than Neale Daniher.
Big Maxy is developing a Cyril like reputation for going missing at big moments and on big occasions.
Doesn't get much bigger than a Melbourne / St Kilda game.....
At a conservative estimate, there were 8 Hawks on the ground who had a better game that day.
But did they make Bruce loose?At a conservative estimate, there were 8 Hawks on the ground who had a better game that day.
No way, my recollection was that Bruce was completely monogamous.But did they make Bruce loose?
Pembroke is the result of the amalgamation of Kings College and Girton Girls Grammar. So you may well be right.Player #39 - George Horlin-Smith
Pictured: George Horlin-Smith glorifying violence down in Corio which seems rather redundant
George Horlin-Smith is possibly the most pretentious name in the AFL and... he attended something called "Pembroke School" in Adelaide which might just be as pretentious as it sounds.
Anyway George Horlin-Smith (I assume he doesn't have a nickname and demands that everyone use his "full, correct and proper" name) is a Geelong player who is currently linked to the Gold-Coast which is the kind of delisting you have when you're not quite delisted. Having been to the Gold-Coast I can only assume that George Horlin-Smith would stand out like dogs balls when he actually spoke, like an American in Paris or an American in Rome or... you get the idea.
Anyway the stats. In 13 games this season he averaged 22.38 disposals (51.39% kicking efficiency, 64.28% overall disposal efficiency), 2.85 marks, 3.62 tackles, 8.92 handball receives, and 0.54 goals per game. Oh sorry, they're his VFL numbers, noting the VFL appears to be his natural habitat.
At AFL he averaged 11 effective disposals and only 0.2 frees for per game indicating he doesn't listen to his captain.
That was over a whopping 4 game total this year though and he did lay 15 tackles in total so we can assume he didn't spend any time in the Geelong forwardline.
Apparently he's a 'solid citizen' but a touch slow on the field and given he doesn't seem to have much hurt factor to his game you'd have to summise he's about as vanilla as his family tree.
George Horlin-Smith good luck on the Godl Coast if you decide to extend your AFL career, you may be a little disappointed in the local polo scene though. Welcome to the Bottom 50.
At a conservative estimate, there were 8 Hawks on the ground who had a better game that day.
In 2016 Scully kicked 23 goals as a winger, more than enough to scare Carlton off.
Strong out of the gates there.Sean Lemmens is a Gold Coast Suns player who, to the best of my knowledge, is best known for hosting a party.