Crankyhawk
Brownlow Medallist
No tears, reckon it will be justified.I’m already hearing the outraged Hawfie tears when Cyril gets named.
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No tears, reckon it will be justified.I’m already hearing the outraged Hawfie tears when Cyril gets named.
It was a typo. I dun goofed.Did you mean "what in the name of"? Or was that just a random unfinished question?
It was a typo. I dun goofed.
Thread still going?
I honestly read that as “it shits and farts”In fits and starts.
Probably a truer summation of the thread, to be honest.I honestly read that as “it shits and farts”
I dont care how old this is but farken lolHe is originally from Calder which is how Daisy Pearce describes something that is 'less warm'.
i thought Injury trolling was a no no on BF...
By the time the list is finished it'll be full of 2019 players, so he might miss out on a guernsey.Will Jimmy Toumpas qualify for his 5th straight 'Moffra'?
Finally!Player #31 - Travis Colyer
Pictured: "Stop patting me on the head for good luck! It's clearly not working"
Travis Colyer is 175cm and 75kgs yet was still one of the 'Essendon 34', proving Dank had absolutely no idea what he was doing.
Supposedly a forward/midfielder (which was once called 'flanker') he kicked two goals for the year from his eight games and averaged 13.5 touches of which 9 were effective. You might be thinking at this point that the stats paint him in a bad light, but wait there's more.
You see, he is considered skillful, is very quick, and is good overhead for his size although given his size if he wasn't good overhead he'd starve to death. He's actually got a fair tank on him too, by that I mean running ability and not an actual armoured war vehicle or Stringer's gut. The problem is his hands. Or at least, his inability to use them to grab the ball without multiple attempts.
"High five Trav"
Colyer just seems to fumble every time he's near the ball like a Star Trek fan taking to a moderately attractive person of the opposite sex. Watching him attempting to pick up a ball in traffic is like watching pr0n on dial up - both entertaining yet incredibly frustrating at the same time. And unlike Mimi McPherson, Trav won't be off to the Gold Coast next year.
Apparently Rossy "GF loss" Lyon has seen Trav play and thought "2 goals in 8 games, I needs to get me some of that action!". So yes Travis will play in purple next year, or for whatever feeder club Freo send their WAFL players back to which for half their list seems to be Dan Murphy's. Now I'm not calling all of their players drunken under-performing louts but many of them are a surname change away from an Australian Test Cricket berth, and I bet Harley Bennell would make an efficient opener.
But that's all off track. Trav, good luck in the West next year. Welcome to this years' Bottom 50.