Player #49 - Dan Hannerbury
Also note Rohan providing a masterclass here in Passengering.
Pay attention kids - second to the contest is always the first spectator.
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Also note Rohan providing a masterclass here in Passengering.
Pay attention kids - second to the contest is always the first spectator.
2 X former all australians so far.
is this real ?
is this real ?
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What if you base your entire career on it?
who is that lol
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Bullshit, it's Sinead O'Connor.
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Leave my Tassie boys alone pls Mofra, its not their fault I am always cursing them
At least get his surname right Mofra you dingusPlayer #49 - Dan Hannerbury
Pictured: Contact above the knee
Also pictured: The moment Swans fans revealed they failed anatomy
Dan Hannerbery is a Sydney Swans midfielder who used to be good but is now slightly below vanilla, therefore he'd be a perfect fit for St Kilda who are coincidently chasing him. He's so cooked that even North aren't linked to him.
Anyway the 2018 version of Hanners put out reduced averages in every statistical category you can think of - kicks, handballs, marks, tackles, goals, assists, inside 50s, clearances, rebound 50s.... oh wait I stand corrected. He did have an increase in clangers. Weirdly for a midfielder, Dan has not bounced the ball once this year which indicates a desperate lack of run and carry (the opposite of Footscray teenager).
It has been a reduction in performance and satisfaction normally reserved for sober Mofra the night after drunk Mofra ha... whoops too much information. And misplaced too, talking about second efforts in a Dan Hannerbery post.
The biggest change though has been his kicking. Unlike drunk or sober Mofra he lacks penetration and often hits the wrong target, his disposal efficiency is down so not only isn't he carrying the ball, or getting as much of it, he using it poorly too.
This has not gone unnoticed by the Swans powerbrokers, with even McVeigh giving Hanners a spray during round 23 and Swans posters noting he "puts a lot of energy into showing everyone he is hurt". Aw, cheer up emo Hanners.
Fun facts: Dan once won the Ron Evans medal in 2010, coincidently named after Ron Evans who was an Essendon chairman. His dad was Footscray Bulldogs player Matt Hannerbury who only had a short career because he went to a private school. Matt's brother played for Collingwood and Essendon, and his brother in law played for Carlton so the generation above Dan have the big four Victorian clubs covered.
Dan, Hanners, enjoy that long juicy fat contract wherever you end up playing next year. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for the very first time.
From his time at Gold Coast
No, pretty sure this is him from his time at Gold Coast:
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No, pretty sure this is him from his time at Gold Coast:
Looks like a pretty poor impersonator IMO.
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No, this is him. He's been in a good paddock.
He was best known for that song about Buddy Franklin moving to Sydney.
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You really should have thought it through before putting that out in public.
I am sure Billy will find work as a Cabin Boy on Captain Pugwash's ship or as one of George Pell's choir boys.
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Best not make jokes about George Pell or the thread will be swamped by his defenders and there's enough Richmond fans posting here already.
A love of all things bottom?
Close to God?
Mofra is going to be in heaven with the amount of fellatio this thread will deliver him.
Son of god?
Mofra is going to rise again. and again.
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It's also best not to sling s**t over the (disgraceful) Pell role when you support a club who actually employed a paedophile for many years...
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There's two important points of difference there friend:
Firstly Hawthorn did not maintain an association with that particular person after discovering he was a paedophile - in contrast with Richmond and George Pell.
Secondly, the former Hawthorn employee did what some might claim was 'the right thing' by removing himself from the planet when the allegations came to light, something Mr. Pell unfortunately appears too cowardly to contemplate.
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I actually agree with this. George do us all a favour ....
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If anything, removing himself from the planet is the easy way out and would rather paedos face justice, be placed in jail with the general population, with their crime known to every prisoner, and have guards who look the other way while inmates deliver their own form of justice to those pieces of s**t.
