Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2019 - Now featuring the bottom 5 Arnott's biscuits

[STPer18]

Josh Jenkins is a premiere power forward of the competition now that he's found his way to a competent team.

 

[NicNat2TimKelly]

fu** Josh Jenkins. How good are those Cadbury chocolate coated Oreos

Made in China.

 

[A Cut Above]

We went into a prelim final with Henderson as our full forward. This is a mighty upgrade, make no mistake.

Y'also went into that prelim with an overcooked bald 35 year old, but I get that you're solving mistakes one at at time.

 

[showemhowtorock]

this is very applicable to this thread

 

[Art Corvelay]

Mint Slice is the king biscuit.
Malt-o Milk very underrated.

 

[NicNat2TimKelly]

Mint Slice is the king biscuit.
Malt-o Milk very underrated.

Haven't had one of these for years. Forgotten what they taste like. Will have to pick some up now.

 

[craffles]

Made in China.

globalisation m8 they taste delicious

 

[STPer18]

Y'also went into that prelim with an overcooked bald 35 year old, but I get that you're solving mistakes one at at time.

Don't derail this fred into a 9thorn shitfest. No knees Jon Pattonk isn't the saviour.

 

[Mofra]

Another four years and players will be entering the AFL who've never known an Essendon* finals win in their lifetime.

St Kilda players already have girlfriends who don't

 

[LittleG]

St Kilda players already have girlfriends who don't

Jakey Stringbean only dates girls that haven’t seen Bombers win a final.

 

[Laphroaig]

Another four years and players will be entering the AFL who've never known an Essendon* finals win in their lifetime.

And Hawthorn will become the first Club to have a father/son selection playing alongside his dad.........

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Kingston are the best of the lot there.

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this is very applicable to this thread

 

[manangatang]

You know who brings the biscuits? Chrico brings the biscuits!

 

[Mofra]

Player #13 - Phill Inn


Pictured: Phill dressed up to go to the Collingwood B&F

Phill Inn occasionally calls himself Brayden Sier and is a Collingwood player and part time basketballer, who wouldn't have made the 20 game minimum if it wasn't for the accommodating nature of the Diamond Valley Basketball Association.

2019 wasn't a great year for Brayden/Phill, given the decline in his passing game and shooting a miserly 1/6 of his 3-point shot attempts.
In the AFL he played 6 games this year where he managed 14 or so disposals on average, 3.3 clangers per game and kicked two goals for the year. Now obviously if you're a 21 year old guy in this position you'd be working pretty diligently to give yourself a chance to be selected and/or recover from your injuries, right?

No.
In one of the worst decisions made in the AFL world since Mumford said "yeah film it, what's the worst that could happen?", Brayden decided while out injured to play basketball with his mates.
While being a listed Collingwood player, who tend to cop a bit of attention.
While playing under the name Phill Inn, which is the flimsiest pseudonym since bombers2003 decided to write a dating profile:



Of course instead of coming clean (tee hee) he lied about it, jeopardising his chances of choking with his teammates in the upcoming finals series.
As a Collingwood player, at also means that Phill/Brayden has obviously been caught up in a betting scandal (fined $5,000 in 2018). I assume he was ratted out by his bookie Eddie Takes-Betts, or perhaps a mate named Ian Jordandegoeysdog.

It's probably a complete shock that I note that he wears no 36 at Collingwood, it being previously worn by dedicated, straight edge players with no history of scandals whatsoever. He is described as a 'big-bodied mid' but after reading that, Jack Steven (or should we say, "Phill Him") snorted and said 'ha, hold my beer'.

Fun fact: After fining Brayden $5,000 for the basketball incident Collingwood ordered him to perform community service, giving him a chance to mix with Magpie fans.

Phill, Brayden, good luck over the pre-season and the AFL pre-season too. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2019.

 

[WillHayward]

Another four years and players will be entering the AFL who've never known an Essendon* finals win in their lifetime.

Final wins not important.

What's important is that Dodo "wins" trade week every year.

 

[WillHayward]

If Mof doesn't win a Walkley Award I am going
to spew up

 

[Werewolf]

Final wins not important.

What's important is that Dodo 'wins" trade week every year.

He can't even do that! The Bulldogs smashed it out of the park this year: A+

 

[WillHayward]

He is described as a 'big-bodied mid' but after reading that, Jack Steven (or should we say, "Phill Him") snorted and said 'ha, hold my beer'.

 

[vjknight]

Also saw a platypus.

They're good crumbed.

 

[LittleG]

They're good crumbed.

Chocolate coated and dunked in coffee is much better than crumbed.

 

[bobs head soup]

Peasants buy family assorted....

Iced VoVo’s or GTFO

this is fact.

FMD high user name to content ratio on this one

 

[PT Bar None]

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Can't align on one only - need to go the mashup.

Just call me a Tiny Scotch Vovo

 

[vjknight]

Chocolate coated and dunked in coffee is much better than crumbed.

Hope you took the bones out ?

If I took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy.

 

[Over The Post]

I can see one of those long-distance internet relationships happening here, culminating in a 32-yo booking a flight from Boston to Ballarat. Hope he likes feral cats and filth.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Can't align on one only - need to go the mashup.

Just call me a Tiny Scotch Vovo

Says a lot about the 2019 Bottom 50 cohort that the thread is getting derailed by arnotts biscuit chat.

Needs more drive-bys and injury-trolls.