Art Corvelay
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Upsetting women and NorthernLights, classic craffles
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I’m all good. I’ve just decided not to stink the bottom 50 thread up with Northernlights AWOTY pitch.. craffles is just salty hahaUpsetting women and NorthernLights, classic craffles
I'm female you stupid dweeb!
Upsetting women and NorthernLights, classic craffles
Oh goody, captain White Knight here to rescue a damsel in distress. #sobrave
I'm female you stupid dweeb!
Lol, I humbly apologize, but in all fairness, I had no idea.
Consider me humiliated
Player #11 - Mitch McGovern
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Pictured: Mitch looking dead sexy
Mitch McGovern is the biggest hipster in this years' list because he left the Crows 12 months before most of his teammates wanted to. Mitch McGovern is a kind of 'swingman' in that he plays neither end of the ground effectively. His bottom 50 placing matches the number of kilos he needs to drop to play effectively.
Mitch requested a trade to Carlton last year because the Adelaide Crows run camps and clearly the only camping Mitch does is in the line at KFC on tight-arse Tuesdays (that's a specials day and not a St Kilda team-bonding exercise). He was traded for a first round pick because crazy SOSsy broke free of his harness long enough to charge down to Marvel Stadium (shouldn't have borrowed the one Bec uses I guess).
Rocking up to pre-season training looking like he'd been on a tour of Australia's best bakeries with the WCE Cheer squad, he stumbled through most of the season until he was dropped to "improve his fitness" for round 17. Yes, it took Carlton that long to work out a guy carrying a gut and who had dropped in every statistical category from his previous few years was struggling to play due to the demands of modern football (i.e. running). Based on this stunning level of realisation, Carlton should also work out they're no longer part of "the big four' sometime around 2035. That's 16 years, something Essendon fans assure us 'isn't that long'.
Anyway Mitch lost 5kgs during that 'training block' when he worked one on one with the Carlton fitness boss, which I can only assume is a kickboxer named Bruno who drives a car with personalised number-plates. Mitch then returned for three games, including a win against the saints. Outside of his 'scratch and win' tickets at Maccas it was probably Mitch's highlight of the year. I probably shouldn't be so hard on his body shape considering his brother Jeremy looks like a beaten mattress yet is a champion intercept marker. If only he could intercept urine samples too - it would have saved a whole lot of trouble.
Mitch's dad was also an AFL footballer like he and his brother. Andrew played for Sydney before later being an inaugural Fremantle player, which means the family have represented pretty much every state in football except 'ripped'.
Fun fact: Cam Ellis-Yolmen taught Mitch to play the didgeridoo, although early lessons were difficult as Mitch would suck on it then complain the thickshake wasn't coming out.
When asked about his favourite biscuits, he replied "all of them".
Mitch, enjoy the off-season. Who are we kidding, we know you will. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2019.
Most of the magoos players at my local footy club are in better shape than that.Player #11 - Mitch McGovern
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Pictured: Mitch looking dead sexy
Mitch McGovern is the biggest hipster in this years' list because he left the Crows 12 months before most of his teammates wanted to. Mitch McGovern is a kind of 'swingman' in that he plays neither end of the ground effectively. His bottom 50 placing matches the number of kilos he needs to drop to play effectively.
Mitch requested a trade to Carlton last year because the Adelaide Crows run camps and clearly the only camping Mitch does is in the line at KFC on tight-arse Tuesdays (that's a specials day and not a St Kilda team-bonding exercise). He was traded for a first round pick because crazy SOSsy broke free of his harness long enough to charge down to Marvel Stadium (shouldn't have borrowed the one Bec uses I guess).
Rocking up to pre-season training looking like he'd been on a tour of Australia's best bakeries with the WCE Cheer squad, he stumbled through most of the season until he was dropped to "improve his fitness" for round 17. Yes, it took Carlton that long to work out a guy carrying a gut and who had dropped in every statistical category from his previous few years was struggling to play due to the demands of modern football (i.e. running). Based on this stunning level of realisation, Carlton should also work out they're no longer part of "the big four' sometime around 2035. That's 16 years, something Essendon fans assure us 'isn't that long'.
Anyway Mitch lost 5kgs during that 'training block' when he worked one on one with the Carlton fitness boss, which I can only assume is a kickboxer named Bruno who drives a car with personalised number-plates. Mitch then returned for three games, including a win against the saints. Outside of his 'scratch and win' tickets at Maccas it was probably Mitch's highlight of the year. I probably shouldn't be so hard on his body shape considering his brother Jeremy looks like a beaten mattress yet is a champion intercept marker. If only he could intercept urine samples too - it would have saved a whole lot of trouble.
Mitch's dad was also an AFL footballer like he and his brother. Andrew played for Sydney before later being an inaugural Fremantle player, which means the family have represented pretty much every state in football except 'ripped'.
Fun fact: Cam Ellis-Yolmen taught Mitch to play the didgeridoo, although early lessons were difficult as Mitch would suck on it then complain the thickshake wasn't coming out.
When asked about his favourite biscuits, he replied "all of them".
Mitch, enjoy the off-season. Who are we kidding, we know you will. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2019.
Surely this makes Charlie Cameron an uber-hipster as he left straight after the GF?Mitch McGovern is the biggest hipster in this years' list because he left the Crows 12 months before most of his teammates wanted to.
Player #11 - Mitch McGovern
Rocking up to pre-season training looking like he'd been on a tour of Australia's best bakeries with the WCE Cheer squad
Fun fact: Cam Ellis-Yolmen taught Mitch to play the didgeridoo, although early lessons were difficult as Mitch would suck on it then complain the thickshake wasn't coming out.
When asked about his favourite biscuits, he replied "all of them".
NorthernLights . He pwns teh noobz in a $900 suit.Who?
No, he’s just the oracle.. obviously knew that something was up, so took the opportunity to move to somewhere where the only way was literally up hahaSurely this makes Charlie Cameron an uber-hipster as he left straight after the GF?
That’s not a hard feat!NorthernLights . He pwns teh noobz in a $900 suit.
Ah I see.No, he’s just the oracle.. obviously knew that something was up, so took the opportunity to move to somewhere where the only way was literally up haha
This is where the fun really begins. We're now into the elite spuds
That's 16 years, something Essendon fans assure us 'isn't that long'.