Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2020

[Laphroaig]

Seeing the caption followed by the anticipation of the image loading and the satisifcation with the eventual outcome felt like 1999 all over again, as I skillfully navigated not waking up my parents with the modem's cacophony of car alarm and tortured baboon noises just to spend 3 hours loading PamelaAndersontits.jpeg.

Those were the days. Took about 8 hours to have a wank.

 

[Gra_76199]

Those were the days. Took about 8 hours to have a wank.

Why not just use a magazine? Or tune the tv to SBS after 9:30pm?

 

[phantom13]

Word nerds

 

[A Cut Above]

Those were the days. Took about 8 hours to have a wank.

Remember images that downloaded as the low res version where you could barely make out anything then you'd wait a "few" seconds for them sharpen up?

Had their charms, being made to wait isn't always a bad thing.

 

[carnthedons]

Remember images that downloaded as the low res version where you could barely make out anything then you'd wait a "few" seconds for them sharpen up?

Had their charms, being made to wait isn't always a bad thing.

#edging

 

[theyellowsash]

heres one for the oldies on here

 

[Over The Post]

Remember images that downloaded as the low res version where you could barely make out anything then you'd wait a "few" seconds for them sharpen up?

Interlaced .GIFs. Before .gif supported animations, well before lazy arseholes started assuming .gif meant a continuous loop movie and dropping support for proper .gifs. YES YOU FACEBOOK YOU campaignerS.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Interlaced .GIFs. Before .gif supported animations, well before lazy arseholes started assuming .gif meant a continuous loop movie and dropping support for proper .gifs. YES YOU FACEBOOK YOU campaignerS.

 

[the avoca drover]

Those were the days. Took about 8 hours to have a wank.

Young wan kers don’t know how good they’ve got it.

 

[Mofra]

Those were the days. Took about 8 hours to have a wank.

Thank god for the Bras n Things catalogue

 

[A Cut Above]

Thank god for the Bras n Things catalogue

No need to telegraph how upmarket you are when the rest of us plebs made do with Target's underwear section

 

[theyellowsash]

Interlaced .GIFs. Before .gif supported animations, well before lazy arseholes started assuming .gif meant a continuous loop movie and dropping support for proper .gifs. YES YOU FACEBOOK YOU campaignerS.

the movies were better when they were just the stillies as well

 

[Mofra]

No need to telegraph how upmarket you are when the rest of us plebs made do with Target's underwear section

Yeah, West Footscray was pretty posh in the 90s

 

[theyellowsash]

Yeah, West Footscray was pretty posh in the 90s

You should see it now. The target has been upgraded to a kmart

 

[Wallaby]

Anybody remember the thrill as a kid when people used to put out stacks of newspapers and magazines for a recycling collection, and every now and then you would spot someone's stash of pornos?

 

[Genghis Tron]

Anybody remember the thrill as a kid when people used to put out stacks of newspapers and magazines for a recycling collection, and every now and then you would spot someone's stash of pornos?

It was wandering around empty construction sites for me. Always at least one mag to be found.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

You should see it now. The target has been upgraded to a kmart

I saw 3 rolls royces in footscray late at night. Drug dealers are doing well there.

Although rather suddenly my wog mates VY Holden calais was looking out of place

 

[Laphroaig]

Thank god for the Bras n Things catalogue

Also as somebody suggested earlier, the SBS Friday night smut slot at 9:30pm.

I think This is Rockbitch was my all time favourite.

 

[HomerThompson]

Also as somebody suggested earlier, the SBS Friday night smut slot at 9:30pm.

I think This is Rockbitch was my all time favourite.

Erotic Tales

 

[A Cut Above]

Anybody remember the thrill as a kid when people used to put out stacks of newspapers and magazines for a recycling collection, and every now and then you would spot someone's stash of pornos?

Never lucky enough to have that happen but do remember the exhiliration of finding dad's collection, the solemn gratitude of being bequeathed some from a mate once, and the 'interesting' experience of finding multiple pages stuck together.

 

[Laphroaig]

the 'interesting' experience of finding multiple pages stuck together.

Is this going to far?

A mate of mine had a REALLY interesting experience after his mid 50s year old mum found dad's stash in the shed, and suggested to the boy that somebody should put it to the old man that he had options other than shooting his wad over an airbrushed split wet beaver.

I still cringe at the thought, and he turned into a rampant alcoholic. Thanks mum and dad.

 

[Laphroaig]

Who'd have thought that last year's best and worst biscuits could morph into best and worst masturbation nostalgia?

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Anybody remember the thrill as a kid when people used to put out stacks of newspapers and magazines for a recycling collection, and every now and then you would spot someone's stash of pornos?

For me it was buying porno's in carribean markets along with counterfeit pokemon and yugioh cards, pirated dvds and games and laser pointers.

The world has lost part of its charm when that placed closed.

 

[Linda Lovelace]

Who'd have thought that last year's best and worst biscuits could morph into best and worst masturbation nostalgia?

And to my great shame, it was me who kicked this whole distasteful filth off.

I have truly sullied the name 'Linda Lovelace'.

 

[Over The Post]

*I'm* surprised nobody has combined the two and brought up Soggy Sao in the conversation.