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He’s been your most consistent player over the last ten years and now you s**t him out like yesterday’s burrito.Pleasure to be reading this again Mofra. Also Nathan Jones lucky not to be higher.
He’s been your most consistent player over the last ten years and now you sh*t him out like yesterday’s burrito.
Have you no honour?
I reckon it wouldn't have been easy for him being the only decent play at the club under Neeld. Went one year too long, but he's not captain solo in that department.I respect his contributions to the club but he has been crap for a while. Nathan will retire a multi millionaire with dozens of business connections to keep him employed for life, let’s not pretend he has done it hard.
Player #45 - Lachie Hunter
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Pictured: Pretty impressive damage from someone who drinks mid-strength
Lachie Hunter was the Bulldogs Vice-Captain leading into the season, the reigning best and fairest winner, and the best runner at the club. Unfortunately, he extended this running ability into "running from the scene of a drunken accident involving multiple cars".
A little reminder - in mid-April Lachie got into an argument with his girlfriend. You might have missed it, because not every WAG in the AFL is narcissistic enough to run their mouth off on Instagram for every single one of life's inconveniences.
Lachie's response was documented by acclaimed photojournalist Tigerboyz:
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In the wash up, Lachie happened "by amazing coincidence" to hit four parked cars outside of teammate Bailey Smith's parent's girlfriend's house, because Lachie apparently loves apostrophes.
Bailey then drove Hunter to the home of Billy Gowers, before the cops arrived. When the police then showed up to Billy's house, Hunter blew a coincidental 0.123 and lost his licence. He was also fined $5k by the Bulldogs with a further $15k suspended. He was also stripped of the vice-captaincy and suspended for four games.
While Hunter did perform well in the 10 games he was on the field, as a senior player and vice-captain you expect far more. He had to time time off for "personal issues" which may have been secret leadership training, as clearly his efforts to lead thus far were so poor you'd think he was an eastern seaboard state premier.
He also kicked 4 goals 8 behinds for the year so he kicks for goal about as well as he drives.
Later that season Lachie was suspected of eating shoes; I'm not one to cast aspersions but you be the judge:
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Pictured: Not the first westie to try and fit multiple studs in their mouth at once
Anyway I'm sure he'll learn from this and use uber for the foreseeable future. I also doubt we'll see Hunter in the Bottom 50 again so unlike Lachie kicking for goal, I just had to take this opportunity.
Welcome to the Bottom 50 Lachie.
In the wash up, Lachie happened "by amazing coincidence" to hit four parked cars outside of teammate Bailey Smith's parent's girlfriend's house, because Lachie apparently loves apostrophes.
Don’t you mean hobble up start?Sam Reid a walk up start
Probably needs its own thread. But I nominate...
The thing recently seen on Dan Butler's head.
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Apart from that his year was all 1s and 0s, which is quite ironic considering quite a few Bay 13 Hawk posters appear to be non-binary.
And a rather random placement of apostrophes too, should beMofra, you got parent's and girlfriend's transposed unless you meant the girlfriend of his parents.
Depends, do both her parents live there? Could be only one of her mother/father/non binary parent or perhaps her father is really the milkman. I feel like there’s so much unexplained.And a rather random placement of apostrophes too, should be
“Bailey Smith’s girlfriend’s parents’ place”
Bailey Smith + ‘s
girlfriend + ‘s
parents + ‘
You’re welcome
And a rather random placement of apostrophes too, should be
“Bailey Smith’s girlfriend’s parents’ place”
Bailey Smith + ‘s
girlfriend + ‘s
parents + ‘
You’re welcome
a much shorter thread
Fixed, kind of. It's me keyboard. I blame being upset to see Lachie being denigrated in this fashion for not noticing.Mate, if your* going to be a grammar Nazi, at least get the characters right. Why are you using an opening single quote instead of an apostrophe?
Bailey Smith`s
girlfriend`s
parents`
Bzzzzt.
* ironic use of "your" just to piss off the self-titled grammatically superior