Win Prizes Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2022

[SaintsSeptember]

Players should be allowed and encouraged to place bets on themselves.

Its only betting against themselves can be dodgy.

 

[philreich]

Players should be allowed and encouraged to place bets on themselves.

Its only betting against themselves can be dodgy.

Stephenson to one of his team mates, "I just put $10.00 on myself at the TAB, to have the most clangers in today's game."

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Stephenson to one of his team mates, "I just put $10.00 on myself at the TAB, to have the most clangers in today's game."

Yep, that's a form of betting against yourself .
Like betting you can finish top 10 in Mofra's list.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Jesus i mention Empanada's once on this thread, and no-where else, but now i get targeted advertising for this place.

Argies | Argentinian Empanadas | Melbourne

A little bit of Argentina delivered to your home in Melbourne. Empanadas, Alfajores and much more!

www.argies.com.au

I treat telemarketers like phone sex workers.
I ask them to describe themselves & what they are wearing.
One guy got really mad at me, calling me a pervert, to which I replied, I'm not the phone sex worker.
He got madder.

What sort of stuff do you get yyou?

 

[AlecDuncan]

I get a lot of chat requests from one-armed nuns having sex with burning cats.

time to clear the browser history on the work laptop.

 

[philreich]

I get a lot of chat requests from one-armed nuns having sex with burning cats.

time to clear the browser history on the work laptop.

Not sure why, but I suddenly thought of this:

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

 

[All Aust]

Not sure why, but I suddenly thought of this:

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

Mate, it's but over and now you start with the funny? Thinking suddenly works!

 

[Dazb86]

Disgusting Vic bias in these results.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

I'm not sure many AFL players are avid readers

Surprisingly Daniel Southern is/was.

Before he moved to Egypt (and reportedly converted to Islam) he was a member of like 8 or 9 libraries all around Melbourne, was a keen scholar and study of a variety of issues and subjects that probably most of us couldn't give a contential about.

 

[Dubai Quacker]

Players should be allowed and encouraged to place bets on themselves.

Its only betting against themselves can be dodgy.

Smart.

Forwards betting on themselves to kick the first point of the game.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

 

[Mofra]

Surprisingly Daniel Southern is/was.

Before he moved to Egypt (and reportedly converted to Islam) he was a member of like 8 or 9 libraries all around Melbourne, was a keen scholar and study of a variety of issues and subjects that probably most of us couldn't give a contential about.

He was a very different cat. Had a pitbull named Pentridge during his career, and for a while had a pet shark.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Smart.

Forwards betting on themselves to kick the first point of the game.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Max King would win without trying.

But kicking a point would also be considered betting against yourself.

 

[philreich]

Max King would win without trying.

But kicking a point would also be considered betting against yourself.

I heard that he's so inaccurate, that he recently tried to pick his nose, but missed.

 

[Over The Post]

I heard that he's so inaccurate, that he recently tried to pick his nose, but missed.

philreich speaks the truth.

 

[weltschmerz]

I heard that he's so inaccurate, that he recently tried to pick his nose, but missed.

Is that how he did his shoulder?

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I heard that he's so inaccurate, that he recently tried to pick his nose, but missed.

He had secret lessons from Matthew Lloyd. Now his socks are well and truly up and we know which way the wind is blowing inside Marvel stadium.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

He was a very different cat. Had a pitbull named Pentridge during his career, and for a while had a pet shark.

That he was. He was also a bloody good player.

I miss eccentric footy players like Danny. Most now sound like they have come off one of two production lines - one smart and the other line for the less so.

From my mob only Rampe could be described as a different cat.

 

[Mofra]

That he was. He was also a bloody good player.

I miss eccentric footy players like Danny. Most now sound like they have come off one of two production lines - one smart and the other line for the less so.

From my mob only Rampe could be described as a different cat.

I'm still spewing we didn't take Rampe. Right under our noses at Williamstown and plenty of bulldog fans liked his game there, albeit he was a HBFer there that simply could not be tackled.

Will Minson spoke fluent German, liked jazz and played the saxophone. We need more weirdos in the game.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

I'm still spewing we didn't take Rampe. Right under our noses at Williamstown and plenty of bulldog fans liked his game there, albeit he was a HBFer there that simply could not be tackled.

Will Minson spoke fluent German, liked jazz and played the saxophone. We need more weirdos in the game.

Libba Jnr (before he pulled his head after he started a family) was also what I would describe as bit of an eccentric personality!


Jack Ginnivan is also someone who is definitely an individual, if he actually cut out his pull the neck out to try win frees, he would be a lot more liked (or at least less hated) by neturals.

I enjoyed his Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costume very much.

Max Gawn another fun and different type of footy personality.

 

[weltschmerz]

Sam Naismith

24

Sam Naismith

Age

31

Ht

205cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.9

2star

K

3.6

1star

HB

5.3

4star

CL

2.0

4star

HO

25.5

5star

D

9.5

2star

K

7.5

3star

HB

2.0

1star

CL

3.0

4star

HO

26.5

5star

D

9.2

3star

K

3.2

2star

HB

6.0

4star

CL

1.4

4star

HO

25.4

5star

is an interesting unit.

 

[Over The Post]

Is that Pugsley on his leg???

 

[Pugsley]

Is that Pugsley on his leg???

3rd.

 

[Chief]

Wasn't this your mate Mofra ?

Lady Gaga dog thief jailed for 21 years

The man who shot Lady Gaga's dog walker and stole her French dogs last year has taken a plea deal been sentenced to 21 years in prison.

thenewdaily.com.au

 

[Pugsley]

Wasn't this your mate Mofra ?

Lady Gaga dog thief jailed for 21 years

The man who shot Lady Gaga's dog walker and stole her French dogs last year has taken a plea deal been sentenced to 21 years in prison.

thenewdaily.com.au

He doesn't have much of a poker face.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Haha ... Thread has taken an interesting diversion. Had forgotten about Will Minson

Will Minson

Age

39

Ht

199cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.2

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

5.2

4star

CL

3.5

5star

HO

21.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

3.4

1star

K

2.0

1star

HB

1.4

2star

HO

7.4

5star

- just a character and an erudite one at that.

The Bloods kept Sam Naismith

24

Sam Naismith

Age

31

Ht

205cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.9

2star

K

3.6

1star

HB

5.3

4star

CL

2.0

4star

HO

25.5

5star

D

9.5

2star

K

7.5

3star

HB

2.0

1star

CL

3.0

4star

HO

26.5

5star

D

9.2

3star

K

3.2

2star

HB

6.0

4star

CL

1.4

4star

HO

25.4

5star

on the books through umpteen knee recons, as we did Johnno. Both these fellas were body and soul folk a little off centre and much loved, which is what every successful outfit needs, sporting or otherwise. Naismith is plying his trade for Port Melbourne not the WAFL next year and all Bloods fans wish him well.

And how could I have forgotten Max Gawn

11

Max Gawn

Age

32

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

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