Mofra, a suggestion? Include plenty of Richmond players. The melts from Tuggers flogs suddenly convinced their team is full of stars will be glorious.
Imagine the reaction if Daniel Rioli makes the bottom 50.
Here here.Player 44 - Mark Blicavs
Pictured: Blicavs and some hairy guy always drop out early in the Cats' team bonding game "Simon Says"
Mark Blicavs is a tall guy who runs a lot which makes a welcome change to Geelong's recent recruiting efforts of recruiting medium guys who run away a lot from a contest.
He once tried to qualify for the 2012 Summer Olympics as both a distance runner and a steeple chaser which is a very Geelong thing to compete in, especially with a DVD player under one arm and a bunch of low front yard fences.
When he failed at that he decided to join a team where failure post-2011 will allow him to feel comfortable and fit right in.
He really hit a niche in his first few years of AFL football thanks to something called "third man up". I'd advise anyone who wishes to research this a little more to search on Google and not RedTube where the difference in search results is both stark and horrifying.
So the AFL at the end of 2016 decided the umpires had done a really good job and things were too easy for them so they banned the third man up rule to set them a challenge. Blicavs tweeted that he was retiring, which many assumed was a joke and not a prescient suggestion. As it turns out, if you take a one-trick pony and remove that trick, you're just left with a useless horse. Like taking away a clown's costume, a driver's car, or a Selwood's ability to duck.
Blicavs was the a mule with a spinning wheel in 2017; regardless of what this sentence says Simpsons fans are certainly reading this in Lyle Langley's voice right now. As the' monorail during an eclipse of the AFL world', let's look at Blicav's actual season.
Blicavs (who according to an extensive 3 minute Google search has no nickname) managed a reduction in pretty much every statistical category from 2016 to 2017, except clangers (known as the 'Dangerfield' effect). The transition from 'hybrid hard running mid with third man up capability' to 'kind-of tagger who doesn't hurt teams offensively' went about as smoothly as... hmmm no, no recent politically incorrect simile about transitions and role-play to be had, nope.
Anyway he had one good game in the middle of the year during that one month that Sloane was taggable. Apart from that he largely looked lost and out of place on the football field which is not what you want from... wait, seriously? He won the Geelong B&F in 2015? Did they do away with the vote system that year and just raffle the bloody thing? Even if they did I can only assume Blicavs bought all the freaking tickets. After all, AFL teams don't rig raffles...
Fun Fact: Both of Mark Blicav's parents were born overseas and both represented Australia inpoliticsbasketball. His dad, Barnaby Joyce, loves watching Mark play.
Well done Mark on your Carji Greeves medal, don't fret as the rules committee change a bunch of stuff every year so you'll probably find something to do on field next year. Welcome to the 2017 Bottom 50.
Player 44 - Mark Blicavs
Pictured: Blicavs and some hairy guy always drop out early in the Cats' team bonding game "Simon Says"
Mark Blicavs is a tall guy who runs a lot which makes a welcome change to Geelong's recent recruiting efforts of recruiting medium guys who run away a lot from a contest.
He once tried to qualify for the 2012 Summer Olympics as both a distance runner and a steeple chaser which is a very Geelong thing to compete in, especially with a DVD player under one arm and a bunch of low front yard fences.
When he failed at that he decided to join a team where failure post-2011 will allow him to feel comfortable and fit right in.
He really hit a niche in his first few years of AFL football thanks to something called "third man up". I'd advise anyone who wishes to research this a little more to search on Google and not RedTube where the difference in search results is both stark and horrifying.
So the AFL at the end of 2016 decided the umpires had done a really good job and things were too easy for them so they banned the third man up rule to set them a challenge. Blicavs tweeted that he was retiring, which many assumed was a joke and not a prescient suggestion. As it turns out, if you take a one-trick pony and remove that trick, you're just left with a useless horse. Like taking away a clown's costume, a driver's car, or a Selwood's ability to duck.
Blicavs was the a mule with a spinning wheel in 2017; regardless of what this sentence says Simpsons fans are certainly reading this in Lyle Langley's voice right now. As the' monorail during an eclipse of the AFL world', let's look at Blicav's actual season.
Blicavs (who according to an extensive 3 minute Google search has no nickname) managed a reduction in pretty much every statistical category from 2016 to 2017, except clangers (known as the 'Dangerfield' effect). The transition from 'hybrid hard running mid with third man up capability' to 'kind-of tagger who doesn't hurt teams offensively' went about as smoothly as... hmmm no, no recent politically incorrect simile about transitions and role-play to be had, nope.
Anyway he had one good game in the middle of the year during that one month that Sloane was taggable. Apart from that he largely looked lost and out of place on the football field which is not what you want from... wait, seriously? He won the Geelong B&F in 2015? Did they do away with the vote system that year and just raffle the bloody thing? Even if they did I can only assume Blicavs bought all the freaking tickets. After all, AFL teams don't rig raffles...
Fun Fact: Both of Mark Blicav's parents were born overseas and both represented Australia inpoliticsbasketball. His dad, Barnaby Joyce, loves watching Mark play.
Well done Mark on your Carji Greeves medal, don't fret as the rules committee change a bunch of stuff every year so you'll probably find something to do on field next year. Welcome to the 2017 Bottom 50.
He was known for offering to drive home underage girls from clubs in Geelong as well
Photo taken from beating up on the brave bombres sans drug cheats. Good choice.
He does have the best double cobra in the game.
Looks about as committed to the double cobra as Josh Jenkins was to the Grand Final.Yeah the corgi has to lift
How funny is it, that desperate flogs think anything is going to ruin your good mood for the next six months?"Why are you getting so upset? Shouldn't you be over the moon considering your team just won a flag?? I would be!"
.....yeah don't mind me mate, just wanna see if you Tiger fans enjoy dodging that ol' chestnut as much as we did in our flag years.
Surely a monty for the top 5.Yeah the corgi has to lift
