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You guys realize he deliberately delays updates purely to see which posters stamp their feet & spit the dummy the hardest right?
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It might be a surprise to you, but not everything in the world is trolling.You guys realize he deliberately delays updates purely to see which posters stamp their feet & spit the dummy the hardest right?
You guys realize he deliberately delays updates purely to see which posters stamp their feet & spit the dummy the hardest right?
Making Goldy's situation worse, North need help all over the ground except in the ruck - the only position they're set for. It's like a weird universe where Alanis Morrisette writes a song about Goldstein but this time possesses an understanding of what irony actually is, although if anyone would go out an buy 10,000 spoons and not possess a knife it would be Brad Scott. Actually, given their chances next season I'd suggest just opting for the 9,999 spoon-set.
I agree. My highlight of the post.Bloody brilliant phraseology Mofra.
Caption should have been - A cooked Todd Goldstein in the same pose that his ancestor's put Jesus in; symbolism at its finest.
More like DidnotfinishsteinMore like Silverstein am I right?
Thought you were avoiding the bay, friendMore like Didnotfinishstein
Caption should have been - A cooked Todd Goldstein in the same pose that his ancestor's put Jesus in; symbolism at its finest.
If you continue posting here you'll get a reputation, like NaturalDisaster has.More like Didnotfinishstein
If you continue posting here you'll get a reputation, like NaturalDisaster has.
If you check my posting history the only board with more posts than this one for here is the general boardIf you continue posting here you'll get a reputation, like NaturalDisaster has.
Can't resist mofra's thread. The melts it elicits alone rival mine.Thought you were avoiding the bay, friend
If Jarrad Grant's not the next best player after them, then I'll swim to Williamstown from here
LOL!Player 31 - Jarrad Grant
he gathered one behind and four tackles so I guess he's a top
Player 31 - Jarrad Grant
Pictured: An elite athlete. Apparently.
Jarrad Grant is a former pick 5 who played for the Bulldogs, was delisted then went to play for the Gold Coast Abletts.
Grant was a trendsetter in the AFL in some ways, being a 192cm player (KPF height at the time of his drafting) who played like a small forward. A disinterested, non tackling small forward. In some ways, a weird version of Dan Menzel.
Despite his weird looks, Grant's best is absolutely elite - problem being he played about 6 minutes of this elite level football per month regardless of what level he plays.
Super quick with super sticky hands he is basically a14 year old boy with unlimited internet and a lock on the bedroom door in football terms.
This year was probably not a great one when it's all said and done. Playing NEAFL he didn't exactly set the world on fire, managing a few poor games and another where he did have a few shots but finished on 0.3 which is both a poor day as a forward or a reasonable night out.
He did finally manage one AFL game - against the powerhouse that is Freo - where he gathered one behind and four tackles so I guess he's a top. Despite being dropped he caught fire in the NEAFL, kicking 15 goals in the last two games in what is the 487th best football league in the country.
Grant will always be remembered for a few things, unfortunately his on field highlights are none of them. Painfully skinny, nobody will forget his physique from his Bulldog days (after a few pre-seasons):
Or that this was once an actual FF/CHF combination at AFL level:
Or his TV career:
Or that he had an interrupted first pre-season where he was stung by a stingray, hence the imaginative nickname "Stinger" which shows how creative an imaginative footballers are (Exhibit B: Russell Robertson's music career).
Mostly however, he'll be remembered due to Scott Clayton (former Bulldog recruiter, now up on the Gold Coast destroying their list) totally welching on a promise he made after selecting Jarrad at pick 5 in the 2007 draft:
I believe Clayton still hasn't started swimming, but my advice would be to start training as unlike Stinger Grant he needs to trim down.
Jarrad, you weird looking funny dude with the on-field concentration levels of an ADHD toddler in a puppy and fireworks shop after 4 espressos, good luck in the next stage of your life as the 'ex-footballer least likely to get fat in retirement'. Welcome to the 2017 Bottom 50.
It is kinda impressive how he never gained muscle.RIP King Annorexia I
You will never be forgotten