Think Tank Mofra's Lazy Bottom 40 for 2025

[philreich]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Agro had a good idea for a radio interview - Fat Cat interviews Humphrey.

Agro's obsession with Anne-Maree and her bum and farts was a cherished childhood memory of mine. He was so filthy

 

[Hydatina Physis]

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Mate, it's 2023, we've moved past this sort of hateful, misogynistic talk. Women use PayPal now.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Mate, it's 2023, we've moved past this sort of hateful, misogynistic talk. Women use Onlyfans now.

Edited for Truth !!!

 

[Mofra]

Player #17 - Jack Petruccelle

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Jack Petruccelle

Age

26

Ht

188cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.2

2star

K

6.2

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

6.7

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.7

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

1.3

2star

G

0.7

4star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.6

3star

Pictured: WA fashion

Jack Petruccelle

21

Jack Petruccelle

Age

26

Ht

188cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.2

2star

K

6.2

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

6.7

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.7

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

1.3

2star

G

0.7

4star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.6

3star

is a 26 year old who managed 2 games this year, both as the sub, for a team that sucked so hard this year their official club colours have been changed to "Bonnie-Blue and Gold".

Known as a 'speedster' more than a footballer, Jack unfortunately found out that you need more than just speed to be a footballer in the modern game. After all, if speed was the most important thing there is... I'd be the world's best lover.

Carlton were then linked to Petch because they had just lost about $38m worth of players to St Kilda and needed depth in the forward half of the ground. Voss is really keen for Carlton to get more speed on their clangers in 2026.
After all, Petch has experience in what makes Carlton 'Carlton' - missing finals, and playing in the shadow of a Cripps.

Fun fact: Petch has decided to play for Subiaco in 2026, marking very little change from his 2025 season.

Jack, congrats on the engagement this year and welcome to the bottom 40 for 2025.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Player #17 - Jack Petruccelle
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Pictured: WA fashion

Jack Petruccelle is a 26 year old who managed 2 games this year, both as the sub, for a team that sucked so hard this year their official club colours have been changed to "Bonnie-Blue and Gold".

Known as a 'speedster' more than a footballer, Jack unfortunately found out that you need more than just speed to be a footballer in the modern game. After all, if speed was the most important thing there is... I'd be the world's best lover.

Carlton were then linked to Petch because they had just lost about $38m worth of players to St Kilda and needed depth in the forward half of the ground. Voss is really keen for Carlton to get more speed on their clangers in 2026.
After all, Petch has experience in what makes Carlton 'Carlton' - missing finals, and playing in the shadow of a Cripps.

Fun fact: Petch has decided to play for Subiaco in 2026, marking very little change from his 2025 season.

Jack, congrats on the engagement this year and welcome to the bottom 40 for 2025.

Bit disappointed in this effort Mof. Making fun of Pet-Flog-Smelly is a bit of low hanging fruit.

He is actually too shit/unworthy to make your prestigous bottom 40.

Also i am a bit bitter about your snide swipe at Carlton (as funny and true it is)

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Voss is really keen for Carlton to get more speed on their clangers in 2026.

You want to patent this concept before ChampionData makes it a new stat

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Player #17 - Jack Petruccelle
View attachment 2498289
Pictured: WA fashion

Jack Petruccelle is a 26 year old who managed 2 games this year, both as the sub, for a team that sucked so hard this year their official club colours have been changed to "Bonnie-Blue and Gold".

Known as a 'speedster' more than a footballer, Jack unfortunately found out that you need more than just speed to be a footballer in the modern game. After all, if speed was the most important thing there is... I'd be the world's best lover.

Carlton were then linked to Petch because they had just lost about $38m worth of players to St Kilda and needed depth in the forward half of the ground. Voss is really keen for Carlton to get more speed on their clangers in 2026.
After all, Petch has experience in what makes Carlton 'Carlton' - missing finals, and playing in the shadow of a Cripps.

Fun fact: Petch has decided to play for Subiaco in 2026, marking very little change from his 2025 season.

Jack, congrats on the engagement this year and welcome to the bottom 40 for 2025.

How is this spud only 26? I legitimately thought he'd retired a couple of years ago as a 30-something. Welcome to the Bottom 40, young fella!

 

[Baldur]

Waiting for no.17 feels like waiting for Essendon to win a final.

They will win one shortly after Godot turns up.

 

[EdCurnowRules]

Player #17 - Jack Petruccelle
View attachment 2498289
Pictured: WA fashion

Jack Petruccelle is a 26 year old who managed 2 games this year, both as the sub, for a team that sucked so hard this year their official club colours have been changed to "Bonnie-Blue and Gold".

Known as a 'speedster' more than a footballer, Jack unfortunately found out that you need more than just speed to be a footballer in the modern game. After all, if speed was the most important thing there is... I'd be the world's best lover.

Carlton were then linked to Petch because they had just lost about $38m worth of players to St Kilda and needed depth in the forward half of the ground. Voss is really keen for Carlton to get more speed on their clangers in 2026.
After all, Petch has experience in what makes Carlton 'Carlton' - missing finals, and playing in the shadow of a Cripps.

Fun fact: Petch has decided to play for Subiaco in 2026, marking very little change from his 2025 season.

Jack, congrats on the engagement this year and welcome to the bottom 40 for 2025.

Great result for Petch. He could sit comfortably in the top 10 of this list. Goodbye Jack, thanks for the memory

 

[spenze]

Player #17 - Jack Petruccelle
View attachment 2498289
Pictured: WA fashion

Jack Petruccelle is a 26 year old who managed 2 games this year, both as the sub, for a team that sucked so hard this year their official club colours have been changed to "Bonnie-Blue and Gold".

Known as a 'speedster' more than a footballer, Jack unfortunately found out that you need more than just speed to be a footballer in the modern game. After all, if speed was the most important thing there is... I'd be the world's best lover.

Carlton were then linked to Petch because they had just lost about $38m worth of players to St Kilda and needed depth in the forward half of the ground. Voss is really keen for Carlton to get more speed on their clangers in 2026.
After all, Petch has experience in what makes Carlton 'Carlton' - missing finals, and playing in the shadow of a Cripps.

Fun fact: Petch has decided to play for Subiaco in 2026, marking very little change from his 2025 season.

Jack, congrats on the engagement this year and welcome to the bottom 40 for 2025.

Some quality lines in this one

 

[largebus]

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Wife: If your wife and mother in law were being attacked by a tiger, who would you save?

Husband: The tiger - there's not enough of them left in the wild.

The husband is now in ICU.

Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship. In my case, I just wish I knew if the guilty party was my wife or my girlfriend.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a super hero, and the other is a command.

Did Lachie Neale sleep with your wife too phil?