Think Tank Mofra's Lazy Bottom 40 for 2025

[spenze]

What's the difference between Kane Cornes and Fat Cat? Fat Cat had friends.

Cornes has friends, that is why he had children so he had some

 

[frggr]

Actually numbnuts, getting rid of Owies made Voss finally start play Ashton Moir, who has more talent in his pinky finger than Owies has in his entire body.

You Cotton On Flogs really don't know Sweet Fanny Adams about teams and players outside your tinpot provincial shithole lol

Carlton are shit. Everyone knows that.


.....except Carlton supporters

 

[frggr]

Other notable drag names include Bob the Drag Queen, Karen from Finance, and Footy Is The Win.

I hear they/their performances always peter out around September

 

[All Aust]

What's the difference between Kane Cornes and Fat Cat? Fat Cat had friends.

Fat Cat was mute

 

[JHF1870]

Jedd Busslinger would want to have a solid season next year given he escaped the list (At least I think) for this year.

 

[weltschmerz]

Jedd Busslinger would want to have a solid season next year given he escaped the list (At least I think) for this year.

Hasn't played enough matches to qualify, or had the extraordinary spudliness that would be required for a waiver.

 

[JHF1870]

Hasn't played enough matches to qualify, or had the extraordinary spudliness that would be required for a waiver.

Is there a general agreement on games played, or seasons? I'd imagine 4 seasons as a non ruck with low game count would qualify.

40 games is the usual agreement with the radio worst on ground things, for on field stuff but certainly one could make the cut for being a massive flog.

 

[weltschmerz]

Is there a general agreement on games played, or seasons? I'd imagine 4 seasons as a non ruck with low game count would qualify.

40 games is the usual agreement with the radio worst on ground things, for on field stuff but certainly one could make the cut for being a massive flog.

First post says 20 games. Busslinger's played 7. He's a lanky goober whose brain takes a while to crank into gear when he gets the ball, but I don't think he's been dramatically awful.

 

[JHF1870]

First post says 20 games. Busslinger's played 7. He's a lanky goober whose brain takes a while to crank into gear when he gets the ball, but I don't think he's been dramatically awful.

The most exciting thing about him is his name

 

[WillHayward]

What's the difference between Kane Cornes and Fat Cat? Fat Cat had friends.

Open minded friends too given his aversion to pants.

 

[philreich]

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a super hero, and the other is a command.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Open minded friends too given his aversion to pants.

Fat Cat wears pants, you're confusing him with that pervert Humphrey 'Don't ask what it stands for' B Bear.

 

[WillHayward]

Fat Cat wears pants, you're confusing him with that pervert Humphrey 'Don't ask what it stands for' B Bear.

You are absolutely correct...my mistake

Humphrey was just putting it out there all over the place.

Fat cat had some kind pant and suspender action going on.

 

[JHF1870]

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a super hero, and the other is a command.