A slight exaggeration.
Anyway, his thigh muscles haven't developed evenly which causes him to run in a natural arc which he has to correct with a blind turn every second bounce. How the hell are the opposition going to cope with that?
Ssssh! Not so loud Reg, don't give the game away.
Next thing you know, someone will let slip on the jetpack grafted to his buttocks, or the nipple-mounted .50 Cal machine-guns



