A recent survey* found that...
Carlton supporters are 57% more likely to suffer from delusions of grandeur
Fremantle supporters are 72% more likely to suffer from delusions of adequacy
Melbourne supporters are 53% more likely to get upset if I write something nasty about their club
West Coast supporters are 82% more likely to be suffering from depression
Collingwood supporters are 78% more likely to be unable to read this sentence
Port Adelaide supporters are 42% more likely to be drunk while reading this
North Melbourne supporters are 23% more likely to be suffering delsions of solvency
Essendon supporters are 70% more likely to have thought about Matthew Lloyd's bum since starting to read this post
Doggies supporters are 71% more likely to want to gouge my eyes out if I write something bad here, so I won't
Sydney supporters are 59% more likely to have delusions of football knowledge
Geelong supporters are 46% more likely to come from Geelong, and hence have delusions of civilisation
Hawthorn supporters are 39% more likely to have appalling fashion taste
Adelaide supporters are 119% more likely to come from Adelaide, and with this in mind, I figure they've suffered enough and won't stir them up
St Kilda supporters are 92% more likely to inflict pain on themselves
Richmond supporters are 67% more likely to own a cat
The cat has a 83% chance of survival after being kicked by its Richmond supporting owner in a fit of frustration around, oh let's say late August
Brisbane supporters are 66% more likely to complain about the fact that their stat is way down at the bottom and they had to travel so far down the page to get here and doesn't anyone realise how oftenthey have to travel anyway FOR GAWD'S SAKE!!??!!
* why are you looking here? the survey was a load of crap, I made it up
Carlton supporters are 57% more likely to suffer from delusions of grandeur
Fremantle supporters are 72% more likely to suffer from delusions of adequacy
Melbourne supporters are 53% more likely to get upset if I write something nasty about their club
West Coast supporters are 82% more likely to be suffering from depression
Collingwood supporters are 78% more likely to be unable to read this sentence
Port Adelaide supporters are 42% more likely to be drunk while reading this
North Melbourne supporters are 23% more likely to be suffering delsions of solvency
Essendon supporters are 70% more likely to have thought about Matthew Lloyd's bum since starting to read this post
Doggies supporters are 71% more likely to want to gouge my eyes out if I write something bad here, so I won't
Sydney supporters are 59% more likely to have delusions of football knowledge
Geelong supporters are 46% more likely to come from Geelong, and hence have delusions of civilisation
Hawthorn supporters are 39% more likely to have appalling fashion taste
Adelaide supporters are 119% more likely to come from Adelaide, and with this in mind, I figure they've suffered enough and won't stir them up
St Kilda supporters are 92% more likely to inflict pain on themselves
Richmond supporters are 67% more likely to own a cat
The cat has a 83% chance of survival after being kicked by its Richmond supporting owner in a fit of frustration around, oh let's say late August
Brisbane supporters are 66% more likely to complain about the fact that their stat is way down at the bottom and they had to travel so far down the page to get here and doesn't anyone realise how oftenthey have to travel anyway FOR GAWD'S SAKE!!??!!
* why are you looking here? the survey was a load of crap, I made it up
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