Most pathetic thing you've ever done

[RU486]

I once waited 4 hours in a line full of screaming teenage girls, as a fully grown adult male to meet the Janoskians.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Make like 30,000 posts on an internet forum

FML why did I find this site

 

[Gosha]

I once waited 4 hours in a line full of screaming teenage girls, as a fully grown adult male to meet the Janoskians.

Why?

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

Drank a beer from an ash tray to look cool to my friends.

 

[Plugger35]

This thread is tailor made for Xtreme

 

[Xtreme]

This thread is tailor made for Xtreme

Complaining about umpires on a forum is up there for YOU.

 

[perthblue]

Cried over a girl
never again

 

[Eagle got a win]

I won $1500 once. Started with just a $20 bet that won.

The plan was to keep $500 and roll $1000 on a certainty and the thinking process was that it was only from winnings anyway and I still have $500 left over that I won that I didn't have otherwise so I should be happy with that.

So I placed a 3 leg multi that were all certaintys to win.

Well one of the legs lost and my initial thought of it being from only winnings didn't make me feel any better. I felt s**t.
Then I tried to roll the left over $500 to make up what I lost and ended up losing that. From my incredible high of winning a lot of money ended up being one of the most pathetic things I've ever done and I lost the lot.

Something that I've kept to myself but I'll never forgot the rollercoaster of pain it caused me.

 

[Frank Bunn]

I won $1500 once. Started with just a $20 bet that won.

The plan was to keep $500 and roll $1000 on a certainty and the thinking process was that it was only from winnings anyway and I still have $500 left over that I won that I didn't have otherwise so I should be happy with that.

So I placed a 3 leg multi that were all certaintys to win.

Well one of the legs lost and my initial thought of it being from only winnings didn't make me feel any better. I felt s**t.
Then I tried to roll the left over $500 to make up what I lost and ended up losing that. From my incredible high of winning a lot of money ended up being one of the most pathetic things I've ever done and I lost the lot.

Something that I've kept to myself but I'll never forgot the rollercoaster of pain it caused me.

So when you said you won $1500 once the pathetic thing was that you actually lost $1500? Does it feel like you lost $1500 or $20?

 

[Eagle got a win]

So when you said you won $1500 once the pathetic thing was that you actually lost $1500? Does it feel like you lost $1500 or $20?

Yeah I lost $1500 and it feels like I lost $1500 not $20 as much as I try to convince myself otherwise.

 

[Golden_6]

Once drove an hour and a half to root a fat chick.

 

[Frank Bunn]

Yeah I lost $1500 and it feels like I lost $1500 not $20 as much as I try to convince myself otherwise.

I can understand how it happened. I reckon if you are going to gamble or play the stock market you need to understand you are up against people who do it for a living. You need some sort of strategy and not just make emotional/drunken decisions on the fly.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Once drove an hour and a half to root a fat chick.

RESPEK

 

[Xtreme]

Watched an aflw match

PUTRID standard

 

[perthblue]

Watched an aflw match

PUTRID standard

sorry Xtreme but this is not the most pathetic thing you've ever done

 

[Keys]

sorry Xtreme but this is not the most pathetic thing you've ever done

Not even on the podium

 

[Gough]

I paid good money for a signed photo of Chris Tavare.

 

[Shane Sheridan]

I paid good money for a signed photo of Chris Tavare.

No doubt in keeping with his batting style he had a flamboyant signature

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Watched an aflw match

PUTRID standard

You have watched a game of football 490 times, you hold up the self serve machine to piss people off and you pee sitting down. That is all.

 

[Xtreme]

You have watched a game of football 490 times, you hold up the self serve machine to piss people off and you pee sitting down. That is all.

Nothing pathetic about either of those things

I'd hate to think the amount of times I've watched Terminator 2 for example, way over 1000 times

I didn't hold up the machine to deliberately piss people off, but it was an added bonus

And so what if someone pees while sitting down, its far more hygienic

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Nothing pathetic about either of those things

I'd hate to think the amount of times I've watched Terminator 2 for example, way over 1000 times

I didn't hold up the machine to deliberately piss people off, but it was an added bonus

And so what if someone pees while sitting down, its far more hygienic

As long as you get it into the bowl, then peeing standing up isn't any less hygienic. Was your aim that bad that you just pissed all over the floor?

 

[Xtreme]

As long as you get it into the bowl, then peeing standing up isn't any less hygienic. Was your aim that bad that you just pissed all over the floor?

Actually it wasn't, I just can't be bothered standing up and prefer to sit

 

[JackOutback]

I paid good money for a signed photo of Chris Tavare.

If it was his cousin, Jim Tavare, it would have been money well spent.

 

[Plugger35]

I paid good money for a signed photo of Chris Tavare.

I saw him bat, first test match Australia v England in 1982 Ashes, my biggest memory was one of the beer brigade yelling "C'mon Henry" at the WACA.

Geoff Lawson steamed in off the pickets and split the stumps on cue, as a youngster I remember thinking that Geoff Lawson is pretty good.

You just yell out "C'mon Henry" and you clean bowl campaigners.

 

[Cainozz]

I was born