Most terrible entrance themes in wrestling

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Everyone can think of amazing entrance themes, but what are some of the worst you've ever heard?

As I recently posted in another thread, Planet Staziak has to be up there:




I ******* hated this abomination of a theme for Mark Henry back in 2002




And of course, this classic terrible mashup




What are your least favourite themes/favourite terrible themes from wrestling? I haven't even touched WCW or TNA which is probably almost cheating, haha.

 

[cmndstab]

In terms of themes which are terrible but perfect because their awfulness inspires just the right kind of heat, Coach's theme from 2003-05 is absolutely brilliant.



The boos were unbelievable when he would come slithering out in his shades and cap looking like the biggest arsehole ever while that shitty old mobile phone noise played over the chorus.

 

[Brick Loosener]

TJ PERKINS

 

[RossFC]

 

[Cleavy]

X-Factor

 

[BEEG]

Wow they are bad.

 

[QS]

That was the worst

 

[cmndstab]

WWE in the early 90s had some terrible gimmicks with terrible themes to go along with them.

Isaac Yankem DDS



T.L. Hopper



The Mountie and the companion theme for The Quebecers

 

[JP Sauce]

I know you said it was cheating, but this one is so bad that I think it's almost my favourite:

 

[cmndstab]

Hahaha, yes, I almost included it in the first post. The only reason I didn't is because the fans would actually sing along with it, which I guess means it does something right.

But you are right, it's an absolute abomination from start to finish.


Edit: It's not that this one is terrible (although it is), but I never understood the FBI's first theme. They're a bunch of ridiculous Italian mafioso stereotypes, so their music is... some weird techno music?



They had it for months, too. Their second theme wasn't any more Italian sounding but at least it was fun to listen to.


And in the mean time, here's the time they decided to take one of the most unexpectedly amazing theme songs in the WWF and ruin it, just for the sake of it!

 

[Fade to Gray]

This one lives on in infamy.

 

[SnakeMan86]

The Winner

 

[TradeDraft]

 

[QS]

wtf did I just listen to

 

[SugarShane]

Putting a Sugar Shane classic in the worst themes thread, that's a paddlin'.

 

[GWBogan]

Speaking of Shane Helms, the entrance theme isn't terrible but the Titantron sure is.

 

[The Speaker]

Big Show went from this mash-up, to this:



It's literally just adding random Big Show soundbites to Miz's theme. Terrible.

 

[Cleavy]

Big Show went from this mash-up, to this:



It's literally just adding random Big Show soundbites to Miz's theme. Terrible.

those style of mash-ups are the absolute worst!

 

[chunkylover]

This is a pretty solid list

 

[SugarShane]

This didn't even come close to doing the great man justice.

 

[cmndstab]

There really is no excuse for the sub-MSPaint job they did on writing "BANG!" on the video, hahaha.

To be honest, most of the alliance members had really mediocre songs and videos. I guess it's fair enough when the production team was told "hey we have twenty debuts, each of them need a theme and a video by next Monday night", though you'd think they would have prepared in advance.


Meanwhile, from the vault of terrible themes:

 

[SugarShane]

Ah the Godwinns. Been watching 1996 on the Network and my wife walked past when Henry Godwinn was in the ring and asked "Who's the Minion?"

 

[cmndstab]

It's kind of amazing they managed to stick around for so long. They were there in that gimmick for around two years! Two years of watching Henry and Phineas hit the slop drop and wrestle in pig pen matches. Almost makes Naked Mideon seem like an upgrade for poor Phineas...

I'd say it was a sign of how shallow the roster was at the time, but this was a roster containing Shaun Michaels, Bret Hart, Steve Austin, Undertaker all in the prime days of their career. They just seemed to have an endless appetite for tag teams in that period, reckon there would have been 20+ recognised teams on the roster around 97.



Meanwhile, I have no idea if I'm in the minority here or not, but I've always hated Test's theme. I have no idea what the * the lyrics are and it sounds like complete s**t.

 

[Raveneyes]

Simon Dean and the Simon System. Saved slightly by the tasty crumpet.



I never warmed to Eugene



Cesaro. Champion bloke. Met him in Dallas at WM. But his theme song seriously sucks.

 

[Baird]

Seth Rollins
Dean Ambrose
Cesaro
Baron Corbin