mouse problem

[BigBadCam]

Stop leaving computer parts lying around your house.

 

[fryingpan]

Get mice posion!

Failing that, get a cat.

 

[Todd_Gack]

Try writing to your local MP.

 

[Hawkamania!]

There are many mouse related cartoons that can show you the pitfalls of certain strategies when dealing with mice.

In my opinion, the Mexican variety are the most annoying with their constant fast running and non-stop cries of "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!". These varmints have a tendency of depleting your taco and burrito supplies.
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[Better Loosen Up]

Burn the house down!

If that option doesn't sound too appealing then try the following:

I also had a mouse problem in a unit that I lived in. We caught about half a dozen of them in traps but they still keft coming in. We only managed to eleviate the problem when we managed to establish where they were coming in from which turned out to be a crack in the ceiling vent in the kitchen.

So my best advice is to find out where they could be coming in from and block any potential entrances.

 

[Mattman93]

There are many mouse related cartoons that can show you the pitfalls of certain strategies when dealing with mice.​

In my opinion, the Mexican variety are the most annoying with their constant fast running and non-stop cries of "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!". These varmints have a tendency of depleting your taco and burrito supplies.​

Haha

 

[Tormented Tiger]

When I see mice in my garage I just plug the arc welder in, smear peanut butter on the earth clamp and dangle the electrode above just enough so it doesn't arc. Fried mouse.

 

[bresker]

Hi, lately I was short of money so I advertised for a flatmate. I accidentally accepted ex-Freo player Clive Waterhouse and now I have Clive Waterhouse all over my house.

I thought that if i were to allow Tony Modra to move into my house it would get rid of him but it turns out that if you let Tony Modra live in your house he gets on really well with Waterhouse and they drink all your beer and shag your sister and eat all your food and you cant fit in your own house so it doesnt work very well.

So i decided that i would go down to Coles and buy like 50,000 footy pies and lay them in a big line all the way from Perth to Freo, so Modra and Waterhouse would eat the pies and leave. So i did that and the boys decided to try eat the pies and now they have like 50,000 of my pies in their bellies. They walked all the way back and they're just walking around like idiots with all smiles and piestains on their faces.

So i forgot about the pies and i decided that i would ask Glen Jakovic from my friend who has his number cos he rekns that he hates Modra and Waterhouse and would beat them up, so i let Jakovic go in my house and he started breaking all my stuff flyin around tryin to biff Modra and Waterhouse and now i cant get any of them out of my house so im stuck outside

lucky i have wireless internet so i can ask you guys what to do cos i have a few questions

1. if you were in my initial situation, what would you do differently and why
2. how do you get rid of the ex-footballers i cant think of any other ways
3. can i take the money back for the wasted pies
4. how would you go about removing an ex-Eagle from a house full of ex-Freo players I tried tempting them out using a Sherrin but that was unsuccessful

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Hi, lately I was short of money so I advertised for a flatmate. I accidentally accepted ex-Freo player Clive Waterhouse and now I have Clive Waterhouse all over my house.

I thought that if i were to allow Tony Modra to move into my house it would get rid of him but it turns out that if you let Tony Modra live in your house he gets on really well with Waterhouse and they drink all your beer and shag your sister and eat all your food and you cant fit in your own house so it doesnt work very well.

So i decided that i would go down to Coles and buy like 50,000 footy pies and lay them in a big line all the way from Perth to Freo, so Modra and Waterhouse would eat the pies and leave. So i did that and the boys decided to try eat the pies and now they have like 50,000 of my pies in their bellies. They walked all the way back and they're just walking around like idiots with all smiles and piestains on their faces.

So i forgot about the pies and i decided that i would ask Glen Jakovic from my friend who has his number cos he rekns that he hates Modra and Waterhouse and would beat them up, so i let Jakovic go in my house and he started breaking all my stuff flyin around tryin to biff Modra and Waterhouse and now i cant get any of them out of my house so im stuck outside

lucky i have wireless internet so i can ask you guys what to do cos i have a few questions

1. if you were in my initial situation, what would you do differently and why
2. how do you get rid of the ex-footballers i cant think of any other ways
3. can i take the money back for the wasted pies
4. how would you go about removing an ex-Eagle from a house full of ex-Freo players I tried tempting them out using a Sherrin but that was unsuccessful

two words

CHRIS WATERMAN


thanks for all your help guys got rid of the mice with a snow shovel

 

[Kerrby]

What happened to the flaming cat?

 

[clivewaterhousen]

What happened to the flaming cat?

oh well he walked off after it failed my task and now he lives at the park down the road, i dont think it likes me anymore though sometimes he chases me when i go down to the park to go on the swings.

i also found out that my neighbours internet isnt password protected so i decided to use it and i downloaded bulk pornos and also bulk episodes of H.R Puffinstuff so if anyone wants to get any pr0n or H.R puffin stuff p.m me

 

[scooterb]

Holy shit.... H.R Pufnstuf....

I forgot about that big loveable unit.... I think I may have one of the big-fella's VHS sets lying around.

 

[Kerrby]

oh well he walked off after it failed my task and now he lives at the park down the road, i dont think it likes me anymore though sometimes he chases me when i go down to the park to go on the swings.

i also found out that my neighbours internet isnt password protected so i decided to use it and i downloaded bulk pornos and also bulk episodes of H.R Puffinstuff so if anyone wants to get any pr0n or H.R puffin stuff p.m me

PM sent.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

ok guys

bad news the mice are back

and i have big exams coming up and i have to get rid of them they are distracting me form study

 

[lards]

**** that...you still got copies of the noodz?

 

[Thrawn]

Clean up your discarded food crumbs from the floor ya slob, that's probably why they're around in the first place.

Just tell them you're Richard Gere. Problem solved.

 

[Hoffy95]

ok guys

bad news the mice are back

and i have big exams coming up and i have to get rid of them they are distracting me form study

Try hitting them.

 

[fryingpan]

Maybe you should get a cat?

 

[BigBadCam]

ok guys

bad news the mice are back

and i have big exams coming up and i have to get rid of them they are distracting me form study

Stop being such a dirty prck and maybe they wont come back. Pick up your bowls and plates and keep all food scraps clear or sealed up. I used to live in an old farm house. If there isn't the food source, the mice wont stick round. Or get a terrier. Many were bred for hunting rodents.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Stop being such a dirty prck and maybe they wont come back. Pick up your bowls and plates and keep all food scraps clear or sealed up. I used to live in an old farm house. If there isn't the food source, the mice wont stick round. Or get a terrier. Many were bred for hunting rodents.

you seem to know what your talking about

can i train them?

 

[BigBadCam]

you seem to know what your talking about

can i train them?

No, but do this to one when you get it.

 

[Hawkamania!]

you seem to know what your talking about

can i train them?

You have to identify the alpha mouse and take him down.

Watch the Dog Whisperer and mixed martial arts. Combine the two philosophies and the alpha doesn't stand a chance. Watch out though, some mice carry concealed shivs with them.

 

[omit]

Have the mice do your study for you. now mice don't actually like studying but they can be easily tricked. Just tell them that if they do your study you'll take them too disney world.

Once the study is done, train your mice to walk information so that they resemble you. Have the knew "mice you" take your exams for you while you watch Speed Racer on tv and sip on chocolate milkshakes.

And don't worry about the disney world promise, mice don't actually know what disney world looks like. You can take them anywhere and be satisfied

 

[jeemak]

Have the mice do your study for you. now mice don't actually like studying but they can be easily tricked. Just tell them that if they do your study you'll take them too disney world.

Once the study is done, train your mice to walk information so that they resemble you. Have the knew "mice you" take your exams for you while you watch Speed Racer on tv and sip on chocolate milkshakes.

And don't worry about the disney world promise, mice don't actually know what disney world looks like. You can take them anywhere and be satisfied

This is some of the best advice I've ever seen written on this board. Especially the Speed Racer and Disney World parts. You know your mice very well.

Mice don't know shit. Douglas Adams gave mice a platform that was undeserved IMO and now we give them too much credit.

 

[Tormented Tiger]

Mice don't know shit.

That mouse in "the Sorcerer's Apprentice" quickly knew when he was in the shit, so that blows that theory.