Mungo McCallum in fine form

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I got Mungo's latest offering off a brother-in-law for christmas, its a book about the last election, on the back it has classic description of the rodent.

"Over his thirty years in politics John Winston Howard has attracted many nicknames. The one that I like best is The Stonefish, a sluggish and rather stupid predator with neither flair nor dash, which waits for its prey to come to it and then kills by treachery. And, time after time, it gets away with it. The secret, of course, is in its appearance:as the name implies it resembles a rock resting in the sand of the sea bed, totally harmless and ordinary, even boring. But behind the innocuos disguise it is one of the most poisonous and lethal creatures on earth. The trouble is that by the time the victim realises the trouble he's in, it's too late; he is at best stupified and at worst beyond help.
Ian Fitchett, a no-nonsense journalist of the old school, despised John Howard but recognised his persistense. " that Johnny Howard," he once boomed from the old Non-Members Bar, "is like an unflushable t**d- you know the one that floats around on top of the toilet bowl. You keep pulling the chain and just when you think you've finally got him around the S-bend, the bastard bobs back up again"

perfect description IMO, I've only read about 40 pages but one thing I was surprised about is how Steve Waugh thinks he's a tosser as well, here I was thinking Waugh was one of his mates and the truth is Waugh had to be sociable just because he was the PM, I never thought much of Steve Waugh but he has gone way up in my estimations.
 

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in his 30 years as a p1ss head journo, mungo has collected many nicknames like 'arse clown' or 'embittered old commie' or 'weird looking leprechaun'.

just who does this socialist terd think he is defaming our great leader??

so here's a bit of advice for you mungo and your ilk, firstly someone who uses the name 'mungo' shouldn't start name calling. seconly, you retired to the delightful nimbin/byron bay area because you couldn't hack the city life anymore, so do what all those socialist hippie feral losers do and smoke more hash you freaking pot head!!!
 

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hairyskrotum said:
in his 30 years as a p1ss head journo, mungo has collected many nicknames like 'arse clown' or 'embittered old commie' or 'weird looking leprechaun'.

just who does this socialist terd think he is defaming our great leader??

so here's a bit of advice for you mungo and your ilk, firstly someone who uses the name 'mungo' shouldn't start name calling. seconly, you retired to the delightful nimbin/byron bay area because you couldn't hack the city life anymore, so do what all those socialist hippie feral losers do and smoke more hash you freaking pot head!!!
Smacks of envy to me...

Which great leader? no one's bagging Ricky Ponting here...are they?
 

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At first glance looks shortish, nerdy and entirely unremarkable.

Closer inspection reveals political giant and astonishingly successful Prime Minister.
 

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dr nick said:
At first glance looks shortish, nerdy and entirely unremarkable.

Closer inspection reveals political giant and astonishingly successful Prime Minister.
"Astonishingly successful". What criteria are you using to define success? Longevity?
 

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hairyskrotum said:
in his 30 years as a p1ss head journo, mungo has collected many nicknames like 'arse clown' or 'embittered old commie' or 'weird looking leprechaun'.

just who does this socialist terd think he is defaming our great leader??

so here's a bit of advice for you mungo and your ilk, firstly someone who uses the name 'mungo' shouldn't start name calling. seconly, you retired to the delightful nimbin/byron bay area because you couldn't hack the city life anymore, so do what all those socialist hippie feral losers do and smoke more hash you freaking pot head!!!
buttface, you are obviously a clone of Piers Ackerhead, Alan(toilet)Jones & Andrew(just let me get those off for you Johnny)Bolt, so that would make you a very,very ugly gay man with a pathological hatred of minorities, you're obviously that little rabbit poo floating next to the rodent.
anyway who asked you? you've been here 3 posts and they've all been about your adulation of the rodent, pleasant wet(oh johnny) dreams
 
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demon_dave said:
buttface, you are obviously a clone of Piers Ackerhead, Alan(toilet)Jones & Andrew(just let me get those off for you Johnny)Bolt, so that would make you a very,very ugly gay man with a pathological hatred of minorities, you're obviously that little rabbit poo floating next to the rodent.
anyway who asked you? you've been here 3 posts and they've all been about your adulation of the rodent, pleasant wet(oh johnny) dreams
i've only done 3 posts but their all quality, how about you over a thousand posts of absolute drivel.
 

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I agree with Mungo. Howard's leaders and detractors are stupid.

They should get a grip. Keep up the tirade you stupid ********ers. Howard is a winner and you are the losers. A bunch of left wing sad pathetic little wingers.

Your sore loser bleating is almost as funny as an episode of Seinfeld.

What does your incessant bleating achieve? The same as what Beazley, Crean and Latham achieved NOTHING!!!!!! :D

Can you please start a topic on something else you boring old left wing pieces of flatulence.
 

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Right up there with the likes of Margo Kingston and Alan Ramsey is Mungo as Australia's most pathetic 'journalists' who should book a one way ticket to North Korea
Hasnt he changes his name to Gunja McCallum?

RObert Manne is a prick but though thought impossible McCallum is a level below that.

They should form their own little club and hold meetings every May Day so they can share each others' spanker hankies.
 

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you and scrote get together at National Front meetings hey?
Why dont you go back to laughing over the millions of Stalin's victims buried in Siberia with your buddy Nonuts2003?

You are an anencephalite pure and simple, as well as being an admitted LIAR.


Keep generating your sookie sookie la la threads though, they are bloody hilarious! You fukcing loser.
 

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MGREG said:
Why dont you go back to laughing over the millions of Stalin's victims buried in Siberia with your buddy Nonuts2003?

You are an anencephalite pure and simple, as well as being an admitted LIAR.


Keep generating your sookie sookie la la threads though, they are bloody hilarious! You fukcing loser.
big words for a ******ed dole bludger
 
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