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Q) - What's he difference between a drummer and a drum machine ?

A) - You only have to punch the information into a drim machine once

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Q) What do u call someone who hangs around with musicians

A) A drummer,

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Q) - What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work ?

A) - She drops him off at band practice.

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Q) - What's the difference between a large pizza and a Musician

A) - The pizza can feed a family of four.

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Did you hear about the drummer that locked the keys in the band's car?
Took him 1/2 hour to get the bass player out from the back seat.
 

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Q) - How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?

A) - 51 - One to change it and 50 to hang s h i t on the way he did it.
 

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[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]]A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

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[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]Q: What do A&R guys use for birth control?[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]A: Their personalities.


[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
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[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]A: Saliva.
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[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to Indie A&R guys?[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]A: It saves time in the long run[/font]


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