Roast My Bald Patch

[DThomas]

I hate long hair

I hate short hair. So boring.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

^^ Hmm, don't know about that

 

[DThomas]

Jim Morrison trumps all.

 

[DThomas]

And what woman doesn't love Johnny Depp?

I get bald guys saying they wish they could grow hair like mine, so grow it while you can! Long hair for the win!

 

[TradeDraft]

I hate short hair. So boring.

Well it get's annoying when my hair gets too long

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

versus

 

[DThomas]

Well it get's annoying when my hair gets too long

I just tie it up if it gets annoying. Whatever floats your boat though. I don't think long hair would suit you anyway, to be honest.

versus

I can't work whether you're backing me up, or poorly attempting to imply that bald is better.

It's no contest. Daisy and his God-like hair beats everyone! Why did he have to cut it off?

Best hair in the business:

"Yeah, Daisy, your hair is epic! Can I touch it?"

Hair so epic that the camera can't even capture it!

Now I'm getting nostalgic. Why did you have to go Daisy? WHY?

And where's Gazza's eyebrows? Reminds me of this:

Remember his epic surfer hair when he first started? Then he went bald, at about age 22.

Fierce Gazza:

Long hairs unite!

 

[scruffydog]

I'm posting this in my cancer thread, but it seems somewhat relevant here too, haha

http://shaysemmens.wordpress.com/2014/03/20/hair-loss/

 

[Black_White]

There are differences in quality between different shampoos, but they're generally all pretty much the same. The difference between men's and women's shampoo is the fragrance basically.

Hope you saw the "checkout" on ABC TV tonight.
Catch up on iview if you can.

 

[TradeDraft]

Hope you saw the "checkout" on ABC TV tonight.
Catch up on iview if you can.

What was on it?

 

[Black_White]

What was on it?

All about how the same substance or product is marketed by gender.
And also how much more can be charged for the same substance or product by gender.
In other words, how much you are conned by pretty packaging and weasel words.

 

[MegaBob]

Ugh, I have to go the buzz cut because if I try to grow my hair out I end up with a fierce jewfro.