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[Sausages]

As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University

But....being appointed a Professor of Cunning and then announcing that as evidence of your cunning, is an inverse correlation.

You are closer to being an Associate Fellow of Transparency with such a manoeuvre

 

[sausageroll]

But....being appointed a Professor of Cunning and then announcing that as evidence of your cunning, is an inverse correlation.

You are closer to being an Associate Fellow of Transparency with such a manoeuvre

Are you saying that Oxford University screwed up and the fox they just appointed as Professor of Cunning isn't cunning?

 

[Sab22]

What is this piece of ****. Someone get this deleted.

 

[Sausages]

Are you saying that Oxford University screwed up and the fox they just appointed as Professor of Cunning isn't cunning?

No.

I'm saying that said fox ANNOUNCING the appointment to support his claim of being cunning is in fact doing the exact opposite - that's called an "inverse correlation".

Not unlike shining a bright light on yourself and trying to hide in the shadows

 

[I Dont Care]

As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University

Have you been listening to Baldrick again?

 

[sausageroll]

No.

I'm saying that said fox ANNOUNCING the appointment to support his claim of being cunning is in fact doing the exact opposite - that's called an "inverse correlation".

Not unlike shining a bright light on yourself and trying to hide in the shadows

Yeah, the fox didn't announce anything though. He was just appointed Professor of Cunning

Have you been listening to Baldrick again?

I was actually thinking about posting a pic of Baldrick. Probably should have. If people don't understand what the image is referencing they just won't comment

 

[Sausages]

Yeah, the fox didn't announce anything though. He was just appointed Professor of Cunning

Evidently, I confused "making a public proclamation in the SFA" with making "an announcement"

 

[snozulu]

 

[sausageroll]

Evidently, I confused "making a public proclamation in the SFA" with making "an announcement"

Apparently you saw a fox "making a public proclamation in the SFA". I must have missed it. Could you please quote it?

 

[Sausages]

Apparently you saw a fox "making a public proclamation in the SFA". I must have missed it. Could you please quote it?

No - I saw someone who described themselves as a fox making the statement. In the interest of continuing the allegorical semantic, I continued to use the metaphor they first introduced.

See? It's really not that hard to understand.

 

[I Dont Care]

No - I saw someone who described themselves as a fox making the statement. In the interest of continuing the allegorical semantic, I continued to use the metaphor they first introduced.

See? It's really not that hard to understand.

I'm having herb and garlic sausages tonight. I'm pretty sure one of them said he was your sister

 

[Sausages]

I'm having herb and garlic sausages tonight. I'm pretty sure one of them said he was your sister

Herb's a good woman, plate him up next to the veges to keep him happy until you eat him

 

[I Dont Care]

Herb's a good woman, plate him up next to the veges to keep him happy until you eat him

Veges? Isn't that what the meat eats? Nah, I'm having them with mashed spuds. I only eat meat

 

[Sausages]

Veges? Isn't that what the meat eats? Nah, I'm having them with mashed spuds. I only eat meat

Veges is just another name for meat that is immobile, colourful and doesn't talk back

 

[I Dont Care]

Veges is just another name for meat that is immobile, colourful and doesn't talk back

Oh..you mean carrots

 

[sausageroll]

No - I saw someone who described themselves as a fox making the statement. In the interest of continuing the allegorical semantic, I continued to use the metaphor they first introduced.

See? It's really not that hard to understand.

Hmmmm. It seems like you may be a bit confused

Nobody described themselves as a fox. The "plan" was cunning as the fox. The fox did nothing except get appointed...

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

No thanks I'm intolerant.


(Tony Lynn 15, perfect set-up for a trademark ZING here for you)

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[Sausages]

Hmmmm. It seems like you may be a bit confused

Nobody described themselves as a fox. The "plan" was cunning as the fox. The fox did nothing except get appointed...

Are you saying that Oxford University screwed up and the fox they just appointed as Professor of Cunning isn't cunning?

Yeah, the fox didn't announce anything though. He was just appointed Professor of Cunning

Not confused at all - as you can see, the fox metaphor was extended beyond the initial description applied to the plan to then continue on and indicate a person.

Unless you are suggesting that Oxford University appointed a plan to a Professorship, which would make no sense. Nor indeed would the plan make an announcement without a human actor involved.

At this point, you've lost control of the conversation

 

[TJASTA]

Sweet F.A.'s lactose intolerant club
Members:
JoshWoodenSpoon
TJASTA
SarahSmiles
Applicants send your PM to me or JWS and we'll decide wether you can enter our Soy Milk Circle Jerk™

Actually I am not lactose intolerant. It's one of the things that I don't have.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Actually I am not lactose intolerant is one of the things I don't have.

Sweet F.A.'s lactose intolerant club
Members:
JoshWoodenSpoon
TJASTA
SarahSmiles
Applicants send your PM to me or JWS and we'll decide wether you can enter our Soy Milk Circle Jerk™

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Evidently, I confused "making a public proclamation in the SFA" with making "an announcement"

....this conversation between two sausage heads ....whilst intellectually intriguing & stimulating, isn't actually saying anything ....reminds me so much of a Yes Minister Skit

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Sweet F.A.'s lactose intolerant club
Members:
JoshWoodenSpoon
TJASTA
SarahSmiles
Applicants send your PM to me or JWS and we'll decide wether you can enter our Soy Milk Circle Jerk™

Lololol

TJASTA is just like SarahSmiles

 

[TJASTA]

Lololol

TJASTA is just like SarahSmiles

yeah nah

Actually I am not lactose intolerant. It's one of the things that I don't have.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

yeah nah

Lies, tjsmiles

 

[TJASTA]

Lies, tjsmiles

You can beleive in whatever you want my dude, It does not make it true tho. Like your flat earth theories