My Problem This Weekend.

[Jesse Custer]

lol u idiot, west coast had half of there team out hahaha, dont get to excited about your last win

will you dive back into your hole after we beat you on saturday nite joker?

 

[Franc de Borges]

Richmond will always be there, while your days banging 21 year olds are numbered.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

This is probably right actually. If I check the scores, and we're getting pumped it will change my mood. If it's a close game it will change my mood.

But if we're pumping them She's in for the night of her life.

God I hope her dad reads Big Footy.

Reveal yourself if so, could be the most epic thread since rompingwins.

Agree with previous posters, judgment cannot be made without pics. At least a rating / description... be honest now.

 

[kaiserchief13]

Why can't the OP take her out for lunch instead of dinner? Go to lunch then the movie, then bang her and then hopefully she is drunk and falls asleep come 6pm

 

[Hawkers]

Call up the fancy restaurant and change the booking to Friday or Sunday night instead.
If they can't then find another fancy restaurant - Melbourne has plenty.
If no one can fit you in tell them you'll slip them some 'greasing' money to find a table for you.

Then tell you GF that the restaurant called you and said they are overbooked, they're terriblely sorry etc etc so now you're going on another night.

You've got to sell it man, do not be blaise about it. Say how bad you feel and told the restaurant off etc etc

That'll do it

 

[Beth]

Richmond is for life a girlfriend is for xmas.

Take some advice from an older woman, if you for whatever insane reason marry her it will be your starter marriage. By the time you get to my age you will be on your actual marriage trying in vain to remember what relationship you were in when that epic dreamtime round 8 match of 2012 took place. Remeber the one? The one where that guy kicked that goal? You wont remember who won either but thats not the point, now where was I oh yes onions.

I hope this helps somewhat.

 

[robertg22]

Why lie? My GF knows that our social activities revolve around the Collingwood fixture. Hell I am currently on a holiday o/s and I flew out the night after ANZAC Day, flying back the morning of the Geelong game.
Rookie mistake booking everything knowing the game was on in the first place. Just take her out for lunch or something instead and buy her some shiny jewellery, chicks dig that shit. Misdirection.

 

[dumb]

I'm still going through with the day because I love her, but how do I get through the night without checking the scores, or being spoilt by crowds in the city?

ask her nicely if she will take your virginity

 

[JUBJUB]

My girlfriend's 21st birthday, 3 year anniversary combined dinner date.

I've set out dinner at a 100p/h restaurant, got the gold class tickets and it's on Saturday night.

Oh my.

Essendon Vs. Richmond is on Saturday night.

I'm still going through with the day because I love her, but how do I get through the night without checking the scores, or being spoilt by crowds in the city?

My plan is to IQ the match and watch it when I get home like it was live. I will struggle with this because the AFL Live footy app is likea disease, I check it every moment of every game when I'm out.

It's exactly like that episode of How I met Your Mother with the superbowl.

Do you think I can get through the night without the result spoiled? I'll let you know how I go

You are so whipped

 

[strategy]

My girlfriend's 21st birthday, 3 year anniversary combined dinner date.

I've set out dinner at a 100p/h restaurant, got the gold class tickets and it's on Saturday night.

Oh my.

Essendon Vs. Richmond is on Saturday night.

I'm still going through with the day because I love her, but how do I get through the night without checking the scores, or being spoilt by crowds in the city?

My plan is to IQ the match and watch it when I get home like it was live. I will struggle with this because the AFL Live footy app is likea disease, I check it every moment of every game when I'm out.

It's exactly like that episode of How I met Your Mother with the superbowl.

Do you think I can get through the night without the result spoiled? I'll let you know how I go

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Answer:

1)Quit being a Tigers supporter.
2) Join the Bombers
3) Your life will then be so much easier knowing the Bombers will win instead of " hoping " for a win if your a Tigers supporter.

 

[Tzatziki_Man]

Hahah I love everyone's responses in this thread!

A lot of people think it's a no-brainer - Football wins.

Some people think I'm an idiot because I didn't organise myself properly - Can't help it when Dreamtime at the G' is on Saturday, and her birthday falls on a Saturday too!

I openly admit I'm whipped, but she's whipped too. What relationship lasts when you both don't compromise? I don't think she needs to compromise on her 21st birthday. Besides I didn't throw this piece of information out, which I will now...


She bought me a Macbook for my 21st a couple of months ago. I think a real man puts the people he loves before himself. I'll be going to the footy next week.

The mental torture I'll have to deal with, knowing this match is on and not being able to watch it will be punishment enough for all the sins I've committed in the past year.

 

[Hawkers]

A Macbook.

Wow.

I guess she really likes you.

BE A MAN AND GO TO THE FOOTBALL

 

[Gibbsy]

The macbook changes everything!!

 

[Ochre]

Give her back the MacBook so you're even and go to the footy

 

[Bazzar]

She bought me a Macbook for my 21st a couple of months ago. I think a real man puts the people he loves before himself. I'll be going to the footy next week.

Problem solved. Take your macbook along (as you should being your present) and whilst she is admiring her beautiful engagement ring you have just surprised her with, you can watch an illegal stream of the match. She wont even realise.

 

[randyzany]

Hahah I love everyone's responses in this thread!

A lot of people think it's a no-brainer - Football wins.

Some people think I'm an idiot because I didn't organise myself properly - Can't help it when Dreamtime at the G' is on Saturday, and her birthday falls on a Saturday too!

I openly admit I'm whipped, but she's whipped too. What relationship lasts when you both don't compromise? I don't think she needs to compromise on her 21st birthday. Besides I didn't throw this piece of information out, which I will now...


She bought me a Macbook for my 21st a couple of months ago. I think a real man puts the people he loves before himself. I'll be going to the footy next week.

The mental torture I'll have to deal with, knowing this match is on and not being able to watch it will be punishment enough for all the sins I've committed in the past year.

Huh?

Weren't you the guy that changed their allegiance to the tiggers in the late 70s because a pies player was involved in a car accident that resulted in the death of a relative?

 

[JD11]

wtf is wrong with just checking the score on your phone? i do it all the time when im out and about and essendon are playing. ususally im too blind to care.

 

[The Falcon Strike]

Pictures of said girlfriend are required to provide appropriate response.

 

[romeoh]

There is no way you wont check the scores and if it is close you will sneak off more and more and for longer, and if Richmond is a chance you will find a quiet spot and listen to the last part. Go tigs.

 

[Morris Major]

i find the lack of pictures in this thread disturbing

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Huh?

Weren't you the guy that changed their allegiance to the tiggers in the late 70s because a pies player was involved in a car accident that resulted in the death of a relative?

Hmmm... with the continued absence of pics, thread finally gets interesting.

Who is the real CNB? Does he exist other than in BF land?

 

[The Fact]

I feel for u man i've got to go to one of my GF friends engagement party i can tell you i'm over the moon

 

[BlueManic]

Hahah I love everyone's responses in this thread!

A lot of people think it's a no-brainer - Football wins.

Some people think I'm an idiot because I didn't organise myself properly - Can't help it when Dreamtime at the G' is on Saturday, and her birthday falls on a Saturday too!

I openly admit I'm whipped, but she's whipped too. What relationship lasts when you both don't compromise? I don't think she needs to compromise on her 21st birthday. Besides I didn't throw this piece of information out, which I will now...


She bought me a Macbook for my 21st a couple of months ago. I think a real man puts the people he loves before himself. I'll be going to the footy next week.

The mental torture I'll have to deal with, knowing this match is on and not being able to watch it will be punishment enough for all the sins I've committed in the past year.

You have been with her 3 years. My wife knew after 2 months of dating Carlton came before anything. Woman are funny - her and all previous gfs used to try and distract me during the footy by trying to have sex. I would **** them on the couch whilst watching the game. Marriage changes that the wife just does her own thing during the footy.

So grow a pair - do something nice Friday night and Saturday afternoon and tell your mrs to be available for sex post game.

 

[Running Dog]

Nut up or shut up, pussy.

And since you've become the new Brad, won't you be wanting to log onto BigFooty at some point on Saturday night to start the predictions thread for round 9, when Richmond will be able to start another epic winning streak?

 

[Nankervis brothers]

Pity the poor souls on here who say that a 'real man' would go to the game. The opposite is true. Cue the violins if you like, but a real man knows when he has to make a sacrifice for something that is bigger than himself and his own needs. And I am afraid, CNB1990, Saturday night is your time to make that sacrifice.....

You are going to want to watch that game like something ****ing crazy, but the 'real man' in you should put that aside and give your full attention to your GF. Don't risk checking the scores (in case the Tiges are going down) and if possible find a post-dinner venue where you will remain unaware of the final score (mind you, this may be impossible in Melbourne).

Watch the game the next day, or in the small hours, in a post-coital daze. That is my advice.

Oh, and be better organised in the future. Whenever possible, avoid scheduling dates and big-events at times that coincide with the your clubs games.