My Spider Died

[Footy Is The Win]

I'm officially off-limits to troll ATM.

Thanks for your understanding.

I found him this morning, all his legs folded in.

I poked him with a cotton tip but he didn't move.

Goodbye Little Pinkis.
(2023-2023)

 

[V_23]

On the one hand, it’s sad. On the other hand, it’s a freakin’ spider…

 

[Footy Is The Win]

On the one hand, it’s sad. On the other hand, it’s a freakin’ spider…

He did me proud. He came in during a storm back around March, then made his little home in the corner. Sometimes he would crawl down for a drink in the sink.

 

[V_23]

He did me proud. He came in during a storm back around March, then made his little home in the corner. Sometimes he would crawl down for a drink in the sink.

Incy Wincy?

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Incy Wincy?

Nah he was pretty pumped. His fur made him look extra jacked when he got a bit dusty. I reckon he had some hot Arachnid nights and has family out there.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I'm officially off-limits to troll ATM.

Thanks for your understanding.

I found him this morning, all his legs folded in.

I poked him with a cotton tip but he didn't move.

Goodbye Little Pinkis.
(2023-2023)

 

[Jazny]

 

[zackah]

Thinking of you at this terrible time. In respect of your loss I will not divvy this dumpster fire of a fred

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Are you really?

 

[Cyclops]

I always treat the spiders well, they are our allies in the Great Mosquito War.

They get a free pass, and if they're in danger of being squashed I take em outside to a nice safe bush.

Bugs beetles cockroaches also go outside, to the chook house.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Norf’s spider is still going ok

 

[James Colorado]

Spiders are amazing creatures.

Still, I am glad we are spared the funnel webs in Melbourne. They are terrifying, but as someone with one of my degrees in biology, I can appreciate that a species that has barely changed over millions of years is basically as close to a perfect organism as you will find.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Spiders are amazing creatures.

Still, I am glad we are spared the funnel webs in Melbourne. They are terrifying, but as someone with one of my degrees in biology, I can appreciate that a species that has barely changed over millions of years is basically as close to a perfect organism as you will find.

Yeah, Sydney can keep them.

 

[FurTheWin]

Poor old spider curled up and died of embarrassment after it read OPs threads

 

[Cyclops]

Spiders are amazing creatures.

Still, I am glad we are spared the funnel webs in Melbourne. They are terrifying, but as someone with one of my degrees in biology, I can appreciate that a species that has barely changed over millions of years is basically as close to a perfect organism as you will find.

First up great post.

Secondly Hawfs are nerds confirmed. There's a few alt right twit edgelords trying make Hawthorn look like the KKK but the true soul of Hawthorn is a cardie and an exercise book full of stats.

Meanwhile I'm over here looking at my second crown THIS YEAR ffs, I'm not on welfare but.

 

[Purple Suit]

I feel like this thread is in code. OP is going to talk about his pet rock next.

 

[Cyclops]

I feel like this thread is in code. OP is going to talk about his pet rock next.

Did you say "pet rock"?

They know, shut it down boys.

 

[STPer18]

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Poor old spider curled up and died of embarrassment after it read OPs threads

What a horrible thing to say.

Jazny