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[The Royal Sampler]

Get all the salt you can handle. De-identified posts from opposition boards to make you laugh, cry, and hurl.

These are my favourites so far.

Apparently winning the GF is now meaningless and we were the 10th best team this year.

Carltank supporter bemoans that we used our first round picks on Moore and Daicos instead of Weitering, Murphy, Gibbs, Walsh, Kreuzer at #1, #1, #1, #1 and #1. And apparently Josh Daicos

7

Josh Daicos

Age

25

Ht

178cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.6

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

7.3

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.6

5star

CL

1.3

3star

D

16.2

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.5

4star

CL

1.5

4star

D

13.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.2

5star

CL

1.2

4star

was not available in the draft.

Marc Murphy “is and was always” better than two-time premiership player and Norm Smith medallist, Scott Pendlebury

10

Scott Pendlebury

Age

36

Ht

191cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.5

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

13.3

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

4.9

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

12.9

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

CL

3.6

4star

D

12.4

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.8

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

2.6

4star

.

Carltank fans think they have the record for most flags.

 

[Markfs]

piss on em... I dont spare a thought and just hope they return next year for a few laughs...

 

[Axl the great]

The Father/Son comment and people thinking it’s unfair are delusional.

Here’s how a father/son works, said player needs to qualify, player needs to have a son, son needs to play footy, son needs to be that good he gets drafted, son needs to make it off their own bat.
If all this happens and club’s benefit then good luck to them.
I’ve even heard clubs like St Kilda had a high amount of daughters among its players and there were people actually calling this unfair and a disadvantage.
Please….

 

[jimmy35]

They’re gonna have a stroke with all that salt in the system

 

[jimmy35]

The Father/Son comment and people thinking it’s unfair are delusional.

Here’s how a father/son works, said player needs to qualify, player needs to have a son, son needs to play footy, son needs to be that good he gets drafted, son needs to make it off their own bat.
If all this happens and club’s benefit then good luck to them.
I’ve even heard clubs like St Kilda had a high amount of daughters among its players and there were people actually calling this unfair and a disadvantage.
Please….

Not our fault all their fathers have dud kids

 

[stormskye]

Get all the salt you can handle. De-identified posts from opposition boards to make you laugh, cry, and hurl.

These are my favourites so far.

Apparently winning the GF is now meaningless and we were the 10th best team this year.

Carltank supporter bemoans that we used our first round picks on Moore and Daicos instead of Weitering, Murphy, Walsh, Kreuzer at #1, #1, #1 and #1. And apparently Josh Daicos was not available in the draft.

Marc Murphy “is and was always” better than two-time premiership player and Norm Smith medallist, Scott Pendlebury.

Carltank fans think they have the record for most flags.

10th best side . Top 4 last year, a kick from the gf in 2022. Minor premiers into flag. 10th best

 

[gerryg400]

Carltank fans think they have the record for most flags.

They’re a better show of chasing down St Kilda’s 27 spoons than ever getting to 17 flags.

 

[jimmy35]

10th best side . Top 4 last year, a kick from the gf in 2022. Minor premiers into flag. 10th best

It helps ease their pain I guess

 

[Chameleon75]

Winning a premiership is great, but carlton saltiness is like having a beer and a whiskey chaser, it just adds to the premiership glow.

 

[Exambolor]

Most of you will remember Post #697 of the Carlton prelim review thread, take a look at the last line for the best it.

 

[Everybody Panic]

Thanks to Carlton for sacking Bolton and getting us a premiership winning assistant coach!

 

[Pies_10]

This might be the best thread in the history of this website

 

[vindaloo]

Coming from an Essendon supporter the moment Sidey unleashes a bomb for the ages to kick the sealer in a grand final.

Lol, Collingwood are stuffed when pendles and Sidebottom go

At the exact moment Sidey kicked a bomb that turned out to seal a premiership win! Absolute gold!

 

[Pies_10]

This is just the kind of salt we need
Essendon can't even win a single ******* final this knob would drool over a flag

 

[Jelly Bean]

The Father/Son comment and people thinking it’s unfair are delusional.

Here’s how a father/son works, said player needs to qualify, player needs to have a son, son needs to play footy, son needs to be that good he gets drafted, son needs to make it off their own bat.
If all this happens and club’s benefit then good luck to them.
I’ve even heard clubs like St Kilda had a high amount of daughters among its players and there were people actually calling this unfair and a disadvantage.
Please….

Josh wasn’t taken as a father son - he was a taken as a normal draftee

 

[sideswipe]

The Father/Son comment and people thinking it’s unfair are delusional.

Here’s how a father/son works, said player needs to qualify, player needs to have a son, son needs to play footy, son needs to be that good he gets drafted, son needs to make it off their own bat.
If all this happens and club’s benefit then good luck to them.
I’ve even heard clubs like St Kilda had a high amount of daughters among its players and there were people actually calling this unfair and a disadvantage.
Please….

Josh wasn’t really a father-son pick. We just used pick 57 to get him. No one else wanted him.


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[Scritchyscroony]

Fair to say a few on the Adelaide board are struggling to come to terms with Billy Frampton

17

Billy Frampton

Age

27

Ht

201cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.1

2star

K

5.1

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

3.1

3star

T

0.7

3star

MG

99.0

2star

D

8.5

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.5

3star

T

0.5

1star

MG

99.0

2star

D

9.2

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.0

3star

MG

107.0

2star

being a premiership player.

 

[Bianconeri]

Josh wasn’t taken as a father son - he was a taken as a normal draftee

We were still obligated to take him with that pick because of the father son rule.

 

[thebaldfacts]

We were still obligated to take him with that pick because of the father son rule.

But nobody else wanted him.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

But nobody else wanted him.

Absolute rubbish. That’s not how the system works. Nobody will bother bidding that late just for the sake of it, knowing it will be matched anyway.

 

[MooreTreloar]

I have to say Brisbane Lions supporters have taken the Grand Final loss a lot better than the supporters of most other clubs, Carlton and Melbourne in particular.

 

[Chronz]

The Salt has been unreal. Interstate floggos also mekting more after the pies premiership.

 

[chestbrah]

I watched the replay this morning whilst following the main board game day thread. Utterly exceptional pairing.

 

[caloschwaby]

Where are those Richmond supporters piling into threads all this week? They all work on Sundays or something? Small club.

 

[FireKrakouer]