Game Name a player with a stupid name!

[Mervyn Beasley]

Or a misspelt or made up name.

Bit of pre season fun.

Inspired by a woman who runs the play centre where my 5yr old had his b'day party last week. When she asked our sons name, and we said Matthew, she was so shocked. We asked why? She smiled and replied because its a normal name.

Also inspired by watching the bombers tonight who have quite a few. Not to mention the myriad names scattered throughout the lists.

I'll start the ball rolling with;

Jay(Neagle) - How can a tough nut called Merv call his son Jay?

and to be fair, a hawk.

Chance - Wtf?

 

[Tambu]

Tayte Pears.

 

[Ron The Bear]

A few unusual ones from the past. All played senior VFL footy.

Audley Gillespie-Jones (Me & Fi)
Bismarck Kulpa (St)
Flurence Moore (Es)
Park Krygger (WB)
Reefton Spicer (Ri)
Rochford Devenish-Meares (Ha)
Trojan Darveniza (St)

 

[Altum Volantes]

Kepler Bradley
Farren Ray
Steele Sidebottom


Tayte Pears wins though, the boy sounds like dessert.

 

[Riggy1]

Brad Dick

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Steele Sidebottom
Ranga Edimikira (or however it's spelt) (yes, he is Sri Lankan but his first name is Ranga!

 

[Quinz]

Garrick Ibbotson.

 

[Altum Volantes]

Trojan Darveniza (St)

I like that one. It takes a lot of guts to name your child after a contraceptive.

 

[Altum Volantes]

Ranga Edimikira (or however it's spelt) (yes, he is Sri Lankan but his first name is Ranga!

OT, but I once had a client with the name 'Ranga Supaporn' the product of a Sri Lankan mother and a Thai father. Quality.

 

[Mervyn Beasley]

Kepler Bradley
Farren Ray
Steele Sidebottom


Tayte Pears wins though, the boy sounds like dessert.

Apparently his parents are fans of a Country & Western artist called Ray Farren. I kid you not.

 

[Riggy1]

Steele Sidebottom
Ranga Edimikira (or however it's spelt) (yes, he is Sri Lankan but his first name is Ranga!

pronounced Run-ger and its Ediriwickrama

 

[cats2rise]

Ranga Edimikira (or however it's spelt) (yes, he is Sri Lankan but his first name is Ranga!

You couldnt have stuffed up his last name any worse...

 

[Hinkley29]

Jarryd Roughead would be a stupid name for most people.

But for young Jarryd it somehow seems appropriate.

 

[Riggy1]

You couldnt have stuffed up his last name any worse...

Ive played against him since u12s. And that is the worst spelling attempt I have ever seen.

 

[Rave Slave]

Brett Jones

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Ive played against him since u12s. And that is the worst spelling attempt I have ever seen.

Well, I've only seen the name once, I don't know how to spell it.

 

[Waspy79]

Patrick Dangerfield is an amusing name.
Eugene Warrior also an ex-Crow.
Donald Dickie... stupid hair too.

 

[Bone Crusher]

I always thought Danny Dickvoss had a pretty stupid sounding name.

 

[Mervyn Beasley]

There used to be a Jaxon at Wc and now theres a Jaxson somewhere this year.
Whats wrong with spelling it correctly ie Jackson

 

[Stig O'Hara]

Willie Dick - Essendon.

The first bit took 21 minutes to type.

 

[__aria__]

courtenay dempsey

 

[Quinz]

There used to be a Jaxon at Wc and now theres a Jaxson somewhere this year.
Whats wrong with spelling it correctly ie Jackson

Yes Jaxon Crabb. Played for us and Port Adelaide.

Good WAFL player though, won the Sandover in 2005.

 

[the_fresh]

Playfair I mean what happens when he gets reported?

 

[the_fresh]

Willie Dick - Essendon.

The first bit took 21 minutes to type.

Essendon centre line in the early 90s was gold
Kickett - Long - Dick

 

[Rob]

Can't believe its taken this long for someone to bring up Sharrod Wellingham. Biggest bogan name in the league.