Game Name a player with a stupid name!

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Tarkyn.

 

[Mervyn Beasley]

Tarkyn.

****yn Oath.
Absolute shocker that one.

 

[Vitamin K]

The '99 draft was a good year for Ezras - sadly neither of them made a huge mark at AFL level.

The Spiro's (Malakellis and Kourkoumelis) are also favourites.

 

[Bone Crusher]

Cam Mooney. When I was at school, a Mooney was when you dropped your daks and flashed your butt to someone.

 

[Contra Mundum]

Tarkyn.

It's OK for a medieval court jester

 

[Talib00]

I know it's not AFL related but I saw on ESPN the other day a guy playing college basketball for Alabama State - Chief Kickingstallionsims

 

[MadMac]

This player chalked up a few games for South Adelaide in the SANFL in the lateish ' 70s-: Skender Dikoli....Have never heard of that christian name before or since.. Imagine the ribbing he copped for that name!!

Albanian name

 

[danielcan]

A Bogue by any other name - from Things Bogans Like website

Seriously.

 

[Dalphonso]

I don't know about stupid names as mine Dalphonso is a common Portuguese name.John I guess would be laughed at by people in Brazil?No way Brazilians don't upset others in such a ridiculous manner.
This is a very stupid thread to poke fun at peoples names don't you think?
I am surprised moderators let it go on so much.Perhaps we can also poke fun at how ugly some players are or the colour of their skin ?

 

[phantom13]

Lighten up mate, no-one has made any reference to anyone's nationality or skin color, a funny name is just that a funny name....
Anyway off football there was an american kid who drove F1 for one season Scott Speed, quite appropriate but unfortunately he was not very good.
Fui Fui Moi Moi has the best name in sports!!

 

[Axel.]

Bradd.

 

[Silvagnis]

Jayden Post(Post for the footy element).

Brad Sheppard>>>>>>Jayden Post.

Jackson Trengove & Jackson Trengrove.

Giving someone two last names is 100% bogan.

Caleb Tiller has a very old first name.

 

[Bigeasy]

While talking funny names in other sports, you can't go past Korean baseballer, Bum Ho Le

 

[didak04]

Bradd.

That's nothing but a spelling error on a birth certificate.

 

[SM]

Tarkyn.

Parents obviously liked Star Wars. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[Generalissimo]

Llane Spaanderman.

 

[The Swert]

I'm surprised Jess Sinclair hasn't been mentioned yet. He's got a girl's name!

 

[Spluff]

He also had a named centreline of Kickett-Long-Twomey.

Sounds like a team Richo would be at home in.

 

[BLPC08]

Willie Dick (Played 7 games for Essendon in the early 90's)

Ilija Grgic - A commentators nightmare

Sharrod Wellingham (Jarrod + Sharon = Sharrod??)

 

[scout]

Donald McDonald.

He must be proud of his parents!!!!!

They're friends with the parents of Gerard Fitzgerald.



Shaun Burgoyne - Tricky to say, hardly rolls off the tongue.

 

[roostersgal4eva]

Lighten up mate, no-one has made any reference to anyone's nationality or skin color, a funny name is just that a funny name....
Anyway off football there was an american kid who drove F1 for one season Scott Speed, quite appropriate but unfortunately he was not very good.
Fui Fui Moi Moi has the best name in sports!!

also in Indy's you have Will Power

there was a Durjeka from Richmond i believe

 

[Grossy Morrell]

Rick O'Shea.

When I was about 5 or 6 I thought this was a player. Played for Sydney if my memory serves me well

 

[Porkaspies09]

off topic but i think there was a baseballer in america called Albert pujols (poo holes) i found tht a bit funny.
in afl Rhan hooper is shocking, mike pyke, johncock, dick, cox, goldsack, warren tredrea, cleve hughes all shockers, also tht hooker guy from essendon, funny

 

[Deefolt]

Melbourne Great Bob Johnson, for the purely entertainment of Bob Johnson, that is like Joe Bloggs

 

[Donakebab]

Eljay Connors.

Not the worst name of the bunch, but when you pair it with his lovely mug it takes the cake! Pity he got the flick, the competition needs more comedic pieces like this.