Game Name a player with a stupid name!

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A suburban club found itself embroiled in controversy a few years back, when the players given the task of supplying the surnames of the best three players to a newspaper gave the false names Mike, Hunt, Hertz. These don't look unusual on their own, but put them together! Maybe the players had watched Porkys the night before.

As for the AFL, you can practically put together a team of unusual names that might be thought amusing:

Danny Dickfoss (Bris B & Bris L)
Donald Dickie (Port Adel)
William Dicks (St K)
Willie Dick (Ess)
Graham Johncock (Adel)
Herbert Woodcock (S Melb)
Richard "Dick" Condon (Coll)
J Hiscock (Melb)
Jayson Laycock (Ess)
Les Meek (St K)
David Pretty (N Melb)
Donald McDonald (N Melb)
Ronald McDonald (Rich)
David Honeybun (Rich)
Sonny Coward (Ess)
Gary Cowmeadow (S Melb)
Frank Crapper (N Melb), Fred Crapper (Rich), Harry Crapper (Melb)
Robert Roberts (Fitz)

And two umpires from yesteryear would probably be thankful they aren't umpiring today - E Coward & H "Ivo" Crapp!


Guess what Condon sounds like.

Mmm hmm thought so.
 

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