Resource Name + Number Rankings

[Hydatina Physis]

We're doing this again.

Here's the science
Number of letters:
1- 3 = -1
4 = 0
5 - 7 = 1
8 - 10 = 1.5
11-14 = 2
15-16 =1
17+ = .5

Proper capitalisation = +1
Proper spacing = +1.5

Numbers in name = -1 each offence
Numbers replace letters = -2 each offence
Special characters = -2 each offence
Underscores = -3 each offence
Improper spacing = -1.5 each offence
Improper capitalisation = -1 each offence
All Caps = -1

I'll explain some irregularities as they come up. If anyone wants clarification on anything feel free to ask. There will probably be mistakes.

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First up are the bottom ranked names.

(Number+Name. Science score. Personal score. Player number ranking. Team)
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• Porps penalised heavily for failure to use capitals, proper spacing and underscores. The name does roll off the tongue nicely though.​
• RU and MP with the underscores at the end of their name. Why? T2B as well but with added filth in the middle Why mate?​
• Mike at the beginning AND end? ****en why? Doesn't look cool buddy boy.​
• BAT, Derrinal and NSWCROW really want you to know who they are. We don't care.​
• Truman (I believe is Bono) somehow got worse. As useless at picking names as they are as a Ruckman.​
• cats2rise. Sick name bro. The 90s called and wants its letters as numbers back. ​
• JHF probably worse than Bono at name changes. Ugly.​

Just a really disgusting group of names. None of them look like qootballers names which reflects the fact that most of these people are barely qootballers. Unlike higher groupings where a single change would result in top scores, these people will have to undergo extensive change to even get close to a high score.

There are a couple of unique player numbers in there though. That's something.

Thoroughly disappointing but we are through the worst of it. Still a few groups to go until we get to the good names.
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[Mobbs]

Not on a list right now but please do include Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever !

 

[DenieD]

1- 3 = -1
4 = 0
5 - 7 = 1
8 - 10 = 1.5
11-14 = 2
15-16 =1
17+ = .5

1-3 is actually -2 but good try
4=0? That just don't make sense. 4 IS 4
5-7 is -2 as well
8-10 is also -2 (damn I'm on a roll here)
11-14 is -3
15-16 is -1 (you might've just forgotten the negative here so I'll give you this one)
17+ = .5? Is this Drake's rating of ages? Anyway, for the answer to be .5 the missing number here is (-16.5).
17+(-16.5)=.5

 

[Braklet]

I love these cranky old man threads...

 

[Falconista]

1-3 is actually -2 but good try
4=0? That just don't make sense. 4 IS 4
5-7 is -2 as well
8-10 is also -2 (damn I'm on a roll here)
11-14 is -3
15-16 is -1 (you might've just forgotten the negative here so I'll give you this one)
17+ = .5? Is this Drake's rating of ages? Anyway, for the answer to be .5 the missing number here is (-16.5).
17+(-16.5)=.5

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I've got this, Hydatina Physis. Out you go Den.

 

[Headless]

Intrigued.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Not on a list right now but please do include Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever !

 

[Hydatina Physis]

I love these cranky old man threads...

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Umakshually

 

[Hydatina Physis]

What the **** yo.

I feel like I've crossed paths with them before and I'm sure they're a lovely person but Jesus Christ. What a mess. All the underscores in lieu of spaces, the number replacing a word and then separating 4 and ever just so they can sneak another underscore in. Truly a headcase.

There you go Mobbs.

 

[Mobbs]

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What the **** yo.

I feel like I've crossed paths with them before and I'm sure they're a lovely person but Jesus Christ. What a mess. All the underscores in lieu of spaces, the number replacing a word and then separating 4 and ever just so they can sneak another underscore in. Truly a headcase.

There you go Mobbs.

Poif3kt!

 

[TRUMAN#1]

We're doing this again.

Here's the science
Number of letters:
1- 3 = -1
4 = 0
5 - 7 = 1
8 - 10 = 1.5
11-14 = 2
15-16 =1
17+ = .5

Proper capitalisation = +1
Proper spacing = +1.5

Numbers in name = -1 each offence
Numbers replace letters = -2 each offence
Special characters = -2 each offence
Underscores = -3 each offence
Improper spacing = -1.5 each offence
Improper capitalisation = -1 each offence
All Caps = -1

I'll explain some irregularities as they come up. If anyone wants clarification on anything feel free to ask. There will probably be mistakes.

‐–—–‐

First up are the bottom ranked names.

(Number+Name. Science score. Personal score. Player number ranking. Team)
View attachment 2239719​

• Porps penalised heavily for failure to use capitals, proper spacing and underscores. The name does roll off the tongue nicely though.​
• RU and MP with the underscores at the end of their name. Why? T2B as well but with added filth in the middle Why mate?​
• Mike at the beginning AND end? ****en why? Doesn't look cool buddy boy.​
• BAT, Derrinal and NSWCROW really want you to know who they are. We don't care.​
• Truman (I believe is Bono) somehow got worse. As useless at picking names as they are as a Ruckman.​
• cats2rise. Sick name bro. The 90s called and wants its letters as numbers back. ​
• JHF probably worse than Bono at name changes. Ugly.​

Just a really disgusting group of names. None of them look like qootballers names which reflects the fact that most of these people are barely qootballers. Unlike higher groupings where a single change would result in top scores, these people will have to undergo extensive change to even get close to a high score.

There are a couple of unique player numbers in there though. That's something.

Thoroughly disappointing but we are through the worst of it. Still a few groups to go until we get to the good names.
​

The rebel list.

stuff being 'username' correct.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

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• Crazywildhorse, Wizard, KTT, Nobby, STKMan, Supercheap and RFC are all a couple spaces or capitals from being upper echelon.​
• The four letter all caps gang is grouped in here. Awful science score but I actually dig most of them. DERO and BRAB stand out. When i see RPCB I can't help but think Red Pot Chili Beppers. That'd be a better name.​
• Electronic Renaissance... so close mate. We are allowed spaces on this website.​
• SSSSSStupid choice. Nice number though.​
• Nobby with boobs. Noice.​
• We've nearly weeded out all underscore enjoyers. I'll be glad once we're past them.​
• MayTheNorthBeWithU. May better choices be with you going forward.​
• Okeydoke7.... 1 through 6 was taken was it dude? A man with your CV deserves better.​
• If only Ocha's taste in names was as good as his taste in music. What's wrong with just Ocha? What significance does 905 have to you? Don't answer, I don't care.​

Uninspiring, not very creative. I don't care for the vast majority of these names.

I'll take this opportunity to explain a couple things:
If you use an underscore to replace a space you will be pinged for both incorrect spacing and use of an underscore.
If you chose 1 as your player number you need to step back and re-evaluate your standing in the league. You're not that guy, you're not an actual number one. You have tickets on yourself. You recieve a score of 0 for your number.

I don't enjoy this. I hate looking at it. I'm sure you all agree.​

 

[ClarkeM]

Nice to be back in 2006

 

[Test Tickle]

Am I on this list, if not, why not?

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Am I on this list, if not, why not?

It's the whole league Testy. So no.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

I always forget how unenjoyable actually finishing a thread is so here's the rest of the loser scores.








You might be thinking "some of these qootballers score a positive so surely their names must be good"

No.​

 

[Test Tickle]

It's the whole league Testy. So no.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

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A man can dream.

Also...

There will probably be mistakes.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Boop.

Some real nice uniformity in here except for Goose and Bluebagger ****ing it all up. Might’ve made an error in my calculations. Who knows?

Some real handy qootballers in this grouping. Theres not a name I don't like here.


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[TRUMAN#1]

This must be where all the Nerds start getting named.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

This must be where all the Nerds start getting named.

Quiet down, 332/344.

 

[Headless]

Bump.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I always forget how unenjoyable actually finishing a thread is so here's the rest of the loser scores.

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You might be thinking "some of these qootballers score a positive so surely their names must be good"

No.​

Wow, I usually do pretty well in this bad boy.

Must be the Bears typo.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Bump.

Sorry, I didn't see you there.

 

[Pugsley]

Bump.

3 weeks. High contact.