Name the new Dan competition

[sbagman]

Well I just read that Dan will be able to reregister as of tomorrow, but not under Dan24. I reckon we should have one of those poxy competitions like they have when twin koalas are born in captivity or some such rubbish. With this in mind, I announce the great...

NAME THE NEW DAN COMPETITION!!!

Entries close 24 hours from now. Obscene entries will not be accepted, although appreciated if substantially witty.

1st Prize... an hour long chat with Dan.
2nd Prize... a 2 hour long chat with Dan.

Good Luck!



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[Collingwood Boy]

Shitbags24 is the obvious choice. Should we even bother putting this up to a vote?

 

[Darky]

Shitbags24 DOES have an extraordinarily catchy ring to it, but I think some clown pinched it a few weeks ago.

 

[sbagman]

Shitbags doesn't exactly ooze wit though. Dim24's not bad, but something perhaps slightly more original would be good...


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[Collingwood Boy]

Originally posted by sbagman:

Shitbags doesn't exactly ooze wit though. Dim24's not bad, but something perhaps slightly more original would be good...

Speak for yourself. It's memorable, funny, and it already has a story behind it.
Since Dan likes to read old topics so much, perhaps he can dig up the post where Joffa called him that for the first time.
We could be treated to a Shitbags24 "unveiling" complete with a Shitbags timeline and testimonails from Dan, Joffa, and other Bigfooty celebrities.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

so youz complain when heaps of Dan topics r up here then he gets in trouble for it and now u r just creating more topics on him hmmm sounds to me like u ppl might be jealous of him so u cut him down!

sPiDeR eVeRiTt and RiCkY oLaReNsHaW
~kewlest players round!!!

 

[sbagman]

Ah Spides I'm not cutting him down... it's all in fun. Not jealous at all, it will be good to have him back.

I hope he takes this thread with the tongue-in-cheek tone that was intended.

Cheers,
Sbagman.


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[Same Old's]

Spidey's right! Even when Dan is banned people still make topics about him.

 

[Asgardian]

I think Dan bores us all with his stats, so that should be in his new name

The Stats-man-iac
or
Mr Statsman
or
Stats-R-us

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[Bloodstained Angel]

Son of Dan24

 

[Shinboners]

Dan3030 in honour of that sh*thole known as Werribee

Dan3040 in honour of that even bigger sh*thole known as Essendon

Dan1999 in honour of the fact that he still can't get over the fact that it was North Melbourne who won the flag and therefore, were the best team that year

but I'd go for

Dan2903 in honour of those posts that he may lose if Bluey decides to reset his count.


[This message has been edited by Shinboners (edited 29 March 2001).]

 

[lioness]

Originally posted by Shinboners:

but I'd go for

Dan2903 in honour of those posts that he may lose if Bluey decides to reset his count.

That's a very good idea actually. No matter what he chooses to call himself, it'll be great to see him back.

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[Sydneyfan]

I like the sound of the Werribee Bomber
It has a couple of different connotations!

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[Darky]

Originally posted by Bloodstained Angel:
Son of Dan24

SOD24?

 

[joshhem]

for sure SOD24...that keeps everyone happy!

 

[The Dutchman!]

Danasour Jr?

 

[MightyBungHole]

Damn24
Darn24

 

[Darky]

DamageControl24 to resemble the course some of his arguments take?

Dartboard24 for being many people's main target on BigFooty?

Database24?

 

[Catman]

Originally posted by Sydneyfan:
I like the sound of the Werribee Bomber
It has a couple of different connotations!

I have some awful thoughts in my head now, thanks Sydneyfan!

 

[Visro]

Database24 sounds good to me

 

[Dan26]

Too late ! I've decided on Dan25. I decided to not use Dan2903 (a very good idea actually), becauseI didn't want my name to have a nostalgic feel to it. I want to create my own new history with my new name. And anyway, Dan25 is simple, and relevant.

So, Dan25 it is. Bluey was good enough to "unregister" Dan25 (as someone else had already registered it) for my own exclusive use.

 

[lioness]

Originally posted by Darky:
SOD24?

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[Richmondfan#1]

I would have preferred Dan-the-Stat-Man actually.

 

[QT]

Originally posted by Richmondfan#1:
I would have preferred Dan-the-Stat-Man actually.

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[The Old Dark Navy's]

Dantwentyfourus Ex?....No.......Stats book 'em Danno?.....No.........

How about something of historical significance? Like......Wallis takes on Brown!!!! That's it. Dan, get rid of that 25 thing. You don't want people to know when you are Dan75 down the track, makes it hard to chat up the ladies with a pulse in here!