Nathan Jones' Twitter Thread

[cannons]

d'ya reckon it's like the Aussie cricketers where the batsmen hang out and the quicks have their own little groups? And who would Bate hang out with? Rangas have no mates.

Blease, Cheney or one of the other 58 carrot tops we have at the club

 

[Bartram_Class]

took the dog for a quick skate around the block, just in time for breakfast over the paper b4 brucey picks me & valenti up for the airport!!

Touchdown in Canberra ... off to training & team meeting... SurfingLife mag saves me every time on the plane trips

Exciting times.

 

[stabler]

Jonesy's tweets are about as exciting as Lee Carvallo's putting challenge.

Would love to see something like this:

Me Brocky and Riv went out for dinner. Brocky accidentally shot a guy. We're on the run, can't say where i am just yet. I hope Bails isn't reading this

 

[Dez!]

For all we know that's probably true.

 

[puckled]

Jonesy's tweets are about as exciting as Lee Carvallo's putting challenge.

Would love to see something like this:

That was funny.

I f%$#ing love Lee Carvallo's putting challenge.

'You have selected power drive..."

 

[melbournemartin]

"You have selected...no"

 

[Bartram_Class]

Disappointing yesterday we couldnt capitilize in a scrappy game..still in canberra doing school visits with riv, brucey & valenti ..

"Scrappy" is being generous.

 

[Headless]

Maybe he just has chubby fingers and accidentally pressed the "C" key when he was trying for the "S"?

 

[givemethecure]

mark jamar took one of his girlfriends ice skating... imagine that horse head ice skating hahaha what a romantic!!!

and THAT my friends is why I follow Nathan Jones on twitter.

 

[The Dr]

Horse head = gold.

 

[Future Star]

girlfriends = gold

 

[The Dr]

girlfriends = gold

yeah, love the fact it was "one of his girlfriends" .... hahaha good work Russian!

 

[Bartram_Class]

Stuff his girlfriend, get back in the cotton wool Russian.

 

[Supermercado]

Stuff his girlfriend

I haven't even seen her picture but sure why not.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Spoken like a true Aussie Merc

 

[melbournemartin]

"we had weights this morning & then massage & physio... now at an AFLPA meeting on gambling ..."

Glad to see he is listening in the meeting and not sitting on his mobile.

 

[givemethecure]

Also, why is Jamar ice-skating if he's injured? That kind of stuff is a contract breaker in most professional sports leagues... see Monta Ellis last season - fell off his moped, broke his ankle, got suspended and lucky not to be sacked as that fell into the category of breach of contract... So, by my reckoning, Jones is a snitch!

 

[Supermercado]

Maybe he was driving the zamboni

 

[givemethecure]

Maybe he was driving the zamboni

Lucky if he did. That would be an awesome job. Those things look fun-o.

 

[pezz]

i can see a likeness

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

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[givemethecure]

Just finished the main session ... boys trained well... matty warnock slotted a few down forward maybe a position change for the big fella!!

Newton to FB?

 

[melbournemartin]

and Valenti to the ruck with Spencer acting as ruck rover.

 

[Future Star]

Tanking???

 

[Capt_Concussion]

"we had weights this morning & then massage & physio... now at an AFLPA meeting on gambling ..."

Glad to see he is listening in the meeting and not sitting on his mobile.

Wait, they are going to touch a footy today aren't they?