Discussion Natural Disaster – Season 27 BEEZ Top 20 Petition Thread - NUMBER 6!

[NaturalDisaster]

everything is about me mate, i am the league

Harolad used to say this.

I didn't think you were a Haro alt.

 

[Pugsley]

It's great to see NaturalDisaster make this thread all his own and so he should.

It's about getting him top 3 in the beez.

 

[Damp Squarie]

The beez is indicative of the best poster. And you wonder why ND is constantly out of the top 20 Tony Lynn 15

Is there some kind of Roswell conspiracy going on here?

Well, I reckon Ros has a lot to do with it.

 

[Pugsley]

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Well, I reckon Ros a lot to do with it.

It's a conspiracy against NaturalDisaster. SarahSmiles has just proved this.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Is this thread subtle melt over this weeks match thread?

pfft...in what way would that be at all possible?
I mean you are 'killing it' in that thread

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Dear Bombers,

Your obsession with me this season has been flattering. However, the answer is no, I will not join your club next season or any season.

ND

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Dear Bombers,

Your obsession with me this season has been flattering. However, the answer is no, I will not join your club next season or any season.

ND

Mate thanks for clearing that up and being so honest. It is a pity there are not more like you in the league.

That said this thread has one sole purpose, to get you in the top 5.

 

[KohPhi]

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Well, I reckon Ros has a lot to do with it.

Is that the Great Gazoo?? What other cartoon was he in? The Flintstones?

 

[Pugsley]

I'm still deeply saddened you haven't sent back the promotions pack.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Actually now that Ant Bear is no longer Swampies skipper and presumably can’t force them to vote for him anymore we may get even more votes.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Dear Bombers,

Your obsession with me this season has been flattering. However, the answer is no, I will not join your club next season or any season.

ND

Hey hey ...don't be too hasty in dismissing such a move.
Put your name on the waiting list like AceAndy and Test Tickle...we lose soldiers at a great rate here in Baghdad, before you know it, you'll be "riding" a camel

 

[philreich]

Ahhhh... I get it now..

So it's probably like those times in match threads where you post like you're smart, but really not.

That really is a very special talent.

 

[KohPhi]

Dear Bombers,

Your obsession with me this season has been flattering. However, the answer is no, I will not join your club next season or any season.

ND

Ok..
Looks like 'Mavis' will still be available to try get @Elton John's Wig across..

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

That really is a very special talent.

Intuitive.

 

[TheCoach16]

I don't blame you for not remembering. Let's just say it was a communication mix up.
I told the lads to give you a Bombers 'belt and ring' when you came in.

Stoopid TheCoach16 thought I said 'belting'..

No I didn’t. I just wanted to smack him...

 

[Pugsley]

Mate thanks for clearing that up and being so honest. It is a pity there are not more like you in the league.

That said this thread has one sole purpose, to get you in the top 5.

I'll fight anyone that is against getting him in the top 3. My boxing technique is elite

 

[TJASTA]

Harolad used to say this.

I didn't think you were a Haro alt.

He was my hero tbf

 

[philreich]

Intuitive.

It's like Frank Spencer's ability to act stupid.

 

[Pugsley]

He was my hero tbf

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I usually just vote for Bombers players. But ok, when voting time comes around again, I’ll look out for him.
I’ll just need someone to point him out specifically, because there’s a group of these guys that I just can’t tell apart...

NaturalDisaster
rfctiger74
U2tigers
Elton Johns Wig
TJASTA
This Is Anfield
The Filth Wizard

Jeez, way to insult a guy! What bad s**t have I ever said about you FFS you useless flog who can't captain for s**t?

 

[TheCoach16]

Jeez, way to insult a guy! What bad s**t have I ever said about you FFS you useless flog who can't captain for s**t?

Mate, I wasn’t insulting you. I was flattering the others...

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Mate, I wasn’t insulting you. I was flattering the others...

Don't you lawyer me!!!!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Don't you lawyer me!!!!

How would you rate that list?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

How would you rate that list?

NaturalDisaster flog who destroys clubs
rfctiger74 drunk flog
U2tigers flog who likes s**t boy bands
Elton Johns Wig flog who drinks RTDs
TJASTA millennial flog
This Is Anfield ancient flog
The Filth Wizard mod flog

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

NaturalDisaster flog who destroys clubs
rfctiger74 drunk flog
U2tigers flog who likes s**t boy bands
Elton Johns Wig flog who drinks RTDs
TJASTA millennial flog
This Is Anfield ancient flog
The Filth Wizard mod flog

I was just after 1 to 7, no need for your ******* narrative!