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[Plugger35]

Quite a few beaches in Europe are nude or semi nude, they're a lot less hung up about nudity than we are here.

It's not as great as it sounds though with the majority of people nuding up being the older flabby types.

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

what is the boner policy on a nude beach anyway? i imagine it's all hunky dory. not much you can do. you could probably can't stick it in girls ears though?

i wonder if they have secluded areas were sechsing can occur?

If you flex a muscle for 30 seconds you will lose your erection.

 

[bunsen burner]

where would you tuck an accidental erection?

I always find a vagina is the best place to tuck it into.

 

[JuddsABlue]

Frigid alert. You should try viagra to solve your problems.

You should see a pyschologist if you cant control your wang when you see some random naked person

 

[SugarShane]

If you flex a muscle for 30 seconds you will lose your erection.

Even in my speed rounds it takes me about 2-3 minutes of "flexing" to get rid of it.

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

Even in my speed rounds it takes me about 2-3 minutes of "flexing" to get rid of it.

Either your penis is too big or your muscles are too small

 

[bunsen burner]

You should see a pyschologist if you cant control your wang when you see some random naked person

The laws of physics suggest sooner or later blood is going to rise. But thanks for your concern, I think they have nasal sprays to fix your problem.

 

[blueboy25]

It wasn't exactly a naturalists resorts or anything but a few years back I was in Prague and staying at a backpackers which was connected to a pretty decent hotel.

People staying in the hostel got use of the hotels facilities such as their gym, pool, steam room and sauna.

My GF was having a lie down our room after a long day of sightseeing, so I thought I would head down to the pool for swim and maybe a sauna.

Well I head to the sauna which was empty and I am sitting there minding my own business when all of a sudden a german couple walk in with just towels around them, which they proceed to drop to the floor and sit down across from me. I will stress that I am wearing a pair of boardshorts.

The guy must have been in his 40's was bald and severely overweight but his Mrs was quite a tidy number in her 30's good body with shortish blonde hair (curtains matched the carpet .

They didn't speak a word of English and the only German I know was how to order another stein and a pretzel.

Not sure what the etiquette is these types of situations, is everyone meant to be starkers or is it personal choice?. To be honest I wished the German bloke had worn some boardies to keep little 'helmut' out of view.

 

[Plugger35]

Germans don't seem to have many qualms in getting their gear off.

I stayed at a Center Parcs resort in Belgium where a mate of mine was working and the place was full of Germans. They didn't nude up there but the German blokes loved getting about in budgie smugglers, not just in the pool, spa and sauna areas either, they'd wear them around the village and in the shops with just a pair of sandals with socks, a t-shirt was optional. Odd units.

 

[Jab]

If you flex a muscle for 30 seconds you will lose your erection.

I bet that the 30 seconds of flexing with an erection while naked doesn't look weird at all.

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

I bet that the 30 seconds of flexing with an erection while naked doesn't look weird at all.

haha! The trick is to flex your calf or something a little discrete, doing a double biceps flex while sporting a hard on may cause people to be a little concerned.

 

[LANGFORDandSON]

Any time I have come across a nudist beach it's all just wrinkles and bear trappers hats.


Hot.

 

[rocker_oz33]

karl pilkington likes nude beaches.